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>mire thread
More like creep thread

>>76963067
A little tip for you buddy. Raping a chick is a lot easier after her workout, but the sweat makes her slippery. Make sure to chalk up your hands before you grab her.

Again I ask, what's with the 5/10, OP?

Either start the thread with a mire or fuck off

>>76963067
>>76962073

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some chubby Indian chick I met off a dating app sent me this the other day. What does it mean?

>>76963175
It means that she's retarded, and not hot enough to have her retardness brushed off.

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>>76963067
Is that the ms butterface lady from howard stern?

In this thread
>A female looked at my general direction while crossing the street (she wants to fuck me)
>Some SSSBBW boogie looking guy said i look shredded (32 bmi)
>The cashier was doing her job of smiling at people and happened to smile at me (she wants to fuck me)
>The prostitute said my dick didn't hurt her unlike the other guys (she wishes she were my wife)
I'm sure if this board had flags this thread would be 90% indian and pakistani flags

Feel free to cringe

>decide to create a no bullshit Tinder account
>put my 3 best looking pics on them, including one topless; not even smiling on those pictures
>put a Russian flag and "FWB" in the bio
>new account boost does its thing
>actually doesn't even stop
>surprisingly many matches with such a low effort account

Basically made 2 FWB in 3 days
>first one I messaged about a movie since that was her profile name, easy starter
>said i'm just looking for fwb, and so does she apparenly
>jackpot
>set up time and (her) place
>just some small talk the day before meeting
>next day get to her home
>we watch La La Land while she is super touchy all the time
>touches and hugs my arms all the time, feels good man
>afterwards hugs me, autism shuts my brain off for a moment
>standing awkwardly hugging each other
>I decide to stay the night
>she showers and gets into her sleeping clothes
>in bed together, just cuddling and talking
>somewhere in the early morning we are both awake
>kind of cuddle, then start kissing and slowly but surely escalating from there
>go home

This basically reapeats itself the next day while I am explaining her post-coitus the dangers of porn and sensitization and desensitization

>>76963067
Go to your cage >>>/b/ nigger

>while I'm changing and leaving gym
>Arm day so they pumped
>Dude points at my tricep and says that looks sick
Apparently never seen a horseshoe before

>Met a cousin for first time in two years
>First thing they say
>Have you been hitting the gym?

WAGMI

>Indian Chad
>bench 500lbs
>cute 18 year old white girl gives me the look
>we hit it off
>I take her back to my crib

>>76963067
Sweaty booba.
No mires for the last 37 years though.

>>76963220
Flags would solve a lot of problems with this board desu

>>76963067
I hate these stupid videos where the girl tells her boyfriend to record her from far away so she can post it to social media

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>>76963067
>gf is a stroke survivor
>needs a wheelchair to go more than a couple of steps
>mires me whenever I lift her wheelchair in or out of my car

feels good, bros

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>>76963339
>Pajeet
>Benching over 135

At least make it believable next time

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>>76963339
>the look:

>>76963370
Cope timmy

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im not /fit/ and ripped like most of you guys but i've been posting in /fat/ for quite a while and lost like a ton of weight and an old lady at a checkout today called me "pretty boy", granted she was a cougar but it made me feel really good about myself

>>76963339
>Indian
>Chad

Lmao

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>>76963423

>>76963067
her face, neck, and chest are all different colors

>>76963434
>brown nigga learns about how light interacts with different surfaces at different angles

>>76963365
You’re a good lad

>>76963413
Blunt cougar mires are the best mires. No games, just a woman shooting from the hip 24/7.

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>>76963067
Today I went to the dermatologist before lifting, on my gym attire. Had to show this cute young doc my back with a small herpes spot.
I have a nice toned back and she was smiling the whole time.
But I guess she was laughing internally at this jacked 1,68m short king.

>>76963067
bro's got mad gyno

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>>76963067
Don't care if it makes me weird to say it, but I love sweaty boobs

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All I wanted for Christmas was to get mired by a group of big tiddy goth gfs, but it turns out nobody besides me was at the gym on the 25th, and no big tiddy goth girls in sight. Maybe next year...

>>76963175
Bro she’s showing off to you. Girls always aim to have plausible deniability so they’re never explicit but things just ‘accidentally’ appear a certain way. You think her cleavage being in frame was a mistake? Now is the time to up the flirting if you’re into her.

>>76963339
but chad is african? is there an indian chad like there are numerous zealands, guineas, etc?

>>76963525
How did you get herpes on ur back, nigger

>>76963365
That's sweet, anon. Wish you two the best.

>>76963236
what the fuck happend to /b/ is all just Dicks now

>>76963601
If she weighed like 200 lbs less I totally would