>watch one tutorial>"If you do X and keep your corpus cavernosum at 90°, you'll look like a Greek god with zero risk">watch another tutorial>"If you do X without keeping your corpus cavernosum at exactly 70°, enjoy the ER">check comments>"Bro doing X in the big 25 (skull emoji) Doing Y with cables in a Lapland twist is where it's at">250k likesThis is impossible
>>76963414this is why I have never set foot in a gym in my life. fuck it, life is too short. eat Pizza Hut, watch porn and enjoy your time. yes I'll probably die a little earlier but I will have enjoyed my life so much more than some meathead who obsesses with his body all the time.
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>>76963476>I will have enjoyed my life so much morenah you'll feel like crap once you're old enough