>tfw gym pker tbs me in the middle of my set while his autistic friend starts spamming ice barrage>get smited and lose gym membershipFfs this happens every year in January at my shithole gym
>>76971897>gym rusher hanging out in the corner>I get distracted with my shaker bottle>he casts ice blitz while he sprints over and hits me with the granite maul before speccing twice>I get folded immediately Fucking bullshit man
>>76971897>see a guy snapping his spine deadlifting>suddenly equips dharoks and 1 hits me
>told the gym owner I could trim his weights>now I have my own home gym and cancelled my membershipkek what a retard
>>76971897>20 str
What str level is needed to bench lmao3plate
>gym gnome is hogging the growing table again
If you pot or wear str armor, you’re not natty, shrimple as.
fishing lvls?
>tfw 1hp glass cannon build>retards keep rushing in to give me unassisted heals which are more likely to kill me than save my life
>>76972706the 110th gym.
Started using blighted whey protein because it's cheaper. Have to be at the gym to drink it though.
>being so weakwilled and vulnerable a video game conditioned you to repeat the same action 1000s of times over and over again
>>76974977>>being so weakwilled and vulnerable a real life conditioned you to repeat the same action 1000s of times over and over again
>>76974984>muh heckin video games are just like lifting weights
>run over a rat on my way to the gym>it drops a pair of Leather Straps
is Kenshi a fit approved game?game reminds me of Runescape with you having times where you need to have your guy spam shit to get stronger
>>76975265kenshi is pretty based. every new game is brutal and you get fucked up until you grind out your characters stats and get stronger
>>76971897>>76972588>>76972667>>76973804>>76974961jej love 07 simple as
>>76974991>>76974984Kinda is if you’re an autist
I'm getting 96 sailing today
> Been afking at the squat racks lately while watching anime> XP's decent, have public chat turned off, free gains> Got an e-mail today with a threat to revoke mymembershipWtf man
>>76976635they probably think you're a bot
>>76974991lifting can very easily be gamified except staying on this treadmill actually creates objective value in your health instead of trapping you into ELO hell
>>76974991I mean it's pretty similar. You can EHP with high intensity super sets for faster gains or AFK with low intensity volume work for slower gains.
>>76972667>he forgot his squat plug of recoilRookie mistake bub
>>76973731When I was going full STR build I was able to do it after I hit 17 STR.I'm only at 15 STR right now because I relocated some to Dex and can only do 2 pl8
>>76976978>DexWe were having a comfy 'Scape thread you broccoli headed FUCK.
>Ask player how many sets they have left>"Hop bro"
Finally built a rejuvenation pool in my POHG. Enjoy drinking out of the trough at Ferox, poors!
>>76974991Unironically yea. There's a reason autism simulators like OSRS have a ton of weight lighters that play it. I train skills between sets.
>>76976978>DexDon't tell ANYONE you levelled that upFucking faggot
>go to gym>wonder which exercise i'm gonna do>finally pick one, start lifting>try to lift>nothing happens>try to lift even more>still nothing>try to lift one last time>5 seconds later the weights start jerking uncontrollably going up and down three times>leave 1 star review and cancel subscription
>>76979328Common jan 1 noob lifter. Go back to Planet Fitness Island lmao
Finally got the ohio power bar drop from the Deranged Powerlifter, way over rate. Not interested grinding for the pet.
>>76975270
>>76981859>monkey madnessi hear that quest chain starts in a ghetto gym near the liquor store and check cashing place
>>76981859I need one of these amulets
>get rushed>can't combo eat karambwans because I'm cutting>lose 20m including AGS
>>76982376Did it not fit your macros anon?
>>76971897>Be me>Dyel>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat >Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat >Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move Forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat >Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat >Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat >Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat >Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Do one Squat>Nothing happens>Move forward>Run out of Squat plugsIs there a quicker way to get my lifting cape?
>>76974334oy whey!
>>76981859This look exactly like my old Gym Pass. I got knocked out by the Roadtranny near the squat racks once, woke up and my gym pass was gone. Walked back into the gym but I couldn't understand the receptionists Coon speech, all the staff were yelling in their erratic monkey language, and then they kicked me out.Some fucking tiny jews were hanging out next door, so I went and asked if I could get another gym pass off of them, but the little drugged out midgets bugged out and told me I already had a gym pass, fucking typical.I guess that's what I get for joining a British Gym.
How do I get a gf from Morytania or an elf gf?
>go for new bench PR >immediately fail the lift, spotter helps me>what the fuck>realize I forgot to sip a super restore after my pre-workout brew
>go to the gym at peak hours on a Saturday>every machine filled with picrel
Am I natty if I use dragon battle axe spec before sets?
>>76978306Based, same. Been salvaging at the gym lately, almost 99 sailingIt's really funny how many of my OSRS buddies are autistic about lifting too. People are very reluctant to believe it but it's such an obvious crossover
>>76983079>brew pre-workout in 2025+1Try snorting crystal dust bro. People will say to sip a divine strength but that shit destroys your heart by age 35
>get a 150 manlet slayer task>kill what feels like 80 of them>no impressive drops, just some rune insoles>check slayer helm>150 manlets remaining>im at the wrong gymfucking konar tasks man
>>76984340use expeditious wrist wraps next time
finally a chance to post this
>>76984821Wildly autistic
I play rs3
>>76984869
>level 3 skilling pures are buying up all the raw proteinREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OSRS is unironically one of the reasons why I enjoy working out at home, and why it makes working out less boring for me.I can sit and afk kill frost drags while doing my sets.
>>76981859Can't go into a boxing gym without one of these nowadays
>>76982659>gf from MorytaniaBurgh de Rott girls will suck you dry for a loaf of bread
>>76985600MUH
>>76974991>grind repetitive tasks>number go up
Mems costs 16m now
>>76987764back in my day they cost $5
