>standing bench press
>>76992475>decline press>do standing bench press instead
>>76992475>Zercher curl
>>76992475>>76992542I will never be able to have sex due to parameters out of my control
>>76992545>>76992475There's something very slutty but unapproachable about her at the same time
>>76992475so sad
>Unethical Veganism
>>76992475handstand lat pulldown
I like OHP. It feels so good, and i believe it helps develop the serratus area, and make your chest more thick w\ the lats filling in too. Also pretty nice flex @ the local pf. Plus it accentuates my abs for extra mires.
>>76992800>I kill animals but DON'T eat them...
>>76992475>using legs for bench press
>>76993033based
>>76992545I’m 5’6 bad skin overweight b-cup perky moobs tuft nipples brown adjacent barrel chest and even I’ve managed to luck my way into fucking solid 7s to 8.5s just by being at the right place at the right time and I’m not even “the funny fat guy” I pretty much literally only have nice hair, if I can have sex anyone can have sex I promise you that but you’ve got to put yourself out there
>>76993082post milkers
>>76993082Yeah you absolutely had sex without paying with anything other than your handRight place right time = you went to a brothel
>>76993141So what? Even at the brothel you need to be a smooth talker to get the girls to agree to sex>t. rejected at the brothel anon
>>76993165>This whore refused to fuck me because i'm broke that means a woman wont reject me for being unattractive if i have a golden tongue or whateverKek do people believe this bs
>>76993171I had the money, you still have to talk them into it though
>>76993141Nope bar and party hookups
>>76992542>roll>1 = 5>2 = 6>3 = 7>4 = 8>9 = none>0 = all
>>76993033checked
>>76993254So you basically fucked the corpses of intoxicated women, great
>>76992542Wrong. 4 > 3 > 2 > 1Any lower rated one with real tits moves up if the one above has implants.
>>76993604All women are inherently braindead, so what's the difference?
>>76992545>>76992719maturity is realizing you can literally pay for sex with women who look like her (I'll fuck one this sunday for a few bucks), once you do you'll stop being a simpthe hard part is finding one worthy of love and who loves you
>>76992475Over a certain weight this is literally what every OHP variation turns into.
>>76994282Dont care didnt ask
>>76992475I have a bad back/neck so I use the standing bench press machine. What's wrong with it exactly?
>>76993604Don’t care, had sex
>>76992542I wish women were real>>76992475>knee thrusts
>>76994278I used to play for prostitutes when i was at the bottom until i realised that with a bit of self improoving and a hamburger you can fuck younger and better looking women. Prostitutes always try to involve you into their shit, do not visit them. Just social maxx and fish for gfs, its cheaper and healthier for your mind and selfsteem
>>76992475Isnt that just pre-1972 oly lifting?
>>76992475>seated squats
>pull up pulldowns
>overhead rows
>>76992475No titties and smoking a niggerette. Pass.
>>76992475who is this bitch and why is she not giving me a cigarette
>>76993211>I had the money, you still have to talk them into it thoughno, dipshit, the pimp or madam tells them what's up
>>76992475Girls who look like this can ruin my life
>>769925423142
>>76993165Thats absolutely not how it worksPost your fictional story though, I could do with a laugh
>incline snatch
>inverted deadlift
>>76998860>overhead deadlift
>>76992475isnt that just a military press?
>>76993033>>76992800>I eat animals but DON'T kill them...
>>76993254I want to be loved. I want a girl to make me feel like king of the world again.I don’t want useless sex. I want to feel like a fucking thunderbolt.You don’t get that with hookups.
>>76999028No, it’s an Air Force press
>>76992475she has crazy eyes, huge red flag. smoking cigs also a big red flag.
>>76999463But she has tits and looks like she might be insane enough to willingly have sex with me. GREEN FLAG.
>>76999318Hookups can make you feel desired, especially if approachedPaying on the other hand...
>lying leg curl
