I can't take them seriously. They all look like shit. Obese or twinks. Then they think they are a thread when their body's scream "I LACK DISCIPLINE". I also know an MMA guy. He brags about spending hrs per day in there. I beat him in wrestling lol. Dude looks like shit too because he eats like shit. It literally feels like I'd squeeze grease from him applying pressure. It disgusts me ngl. Like when you put pressure on pizza to get some of the grease out. It's nasty.. anyways if you do MMA but look like shit, you're not a threat to me, niga. I bet you guys don't even do weighted punches. The ONLY way I would lose to any of you is if the weight difference is extreme (say 50lb+. Then you're a threat. 30lb is also significant). Though mostly if it's muscle based and not just lard. The other advantage is if you get behind me and put me in a chokehold. Not saying it can't be done, but if that's your only wincon, you suck
>>76994047Technique > Aesthetics
>>76994047It takes a special kind of person to want to get beat up and risk life altering injuries for money. So you're already filtering on that before you even get into how fit they are.
>>76994047>picks the most famous fat guy in the sport he can think ofnice picked cherry
>>76994047>I can't take them seriously. They all look like shit-ACK!
>>76994095Who's this fat DYEL
>>76994099Someone argued to be the best heavyweight of all time.He was unbeaten for 10 years and was 30-0.
>>76994099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHBzZFywwGg
>>76994104I never thought Jones would actually fight at heavyweight. It would have been cool to see him do it when he was younger.
>>76994127Jones has 7 foot reach and made a career beating 6' guys.Arguably lost to gustaffson 1.Took steroids the second time. Lost to reyes. Beat Gane who has non existent wrestling since ngannou took himdown at will with 2 busted knees. Ducks interim champ Aspinall for old man Stipe who hasn't fought in 3 years and was in his 40s. Then instead of fighting Aspinall he says "I'm retiring."
>>76994099a monster hungry for skulls
>>76994136>Jones has 7 foot reach and made a career beating 6' guys.Was he the guy that poked everyone in the eyes?
>>76994148yes
>>76994148Look at this skill. Such talent.How does he do it? Truly the greatest fighter of all time.
>>76994158lol he was though. Complete sociopath with an insane build for his weight class. Zero qualms about cheating with eye pokes or using drugs. Wrestling base and totally adaptive to whatever opponent he was fighting. He was like a create a fighter if you didn't have any limits on stats
>>76994136>Jones has 7 foot reach and made a career beating 6' guys.He made a career by cheating, like all blacks in combat sports. Catchng them chetaing is racist so ofc they cheat. That's all there is to it, see also Foreman's wrestling, Tyson's elbows, and eye gouges in MMA or even Teddy's reign in Judo with the rules put in place especially for him.>>76994381>lol he was though. Complete sociopath with an insane build for his weight class.Cope.>Zero qualms about cheating with eye pokes or using drugsAbsolutely correct.
>>76994104he ran from fighting in america for so long, only to get HEEMED by the upmost cans you can imagine when he got here. fedor was a FAKE HYPE Japanese can crusher.
>>76994158The thing is he probably could have won those fights he cheated in but we’ll never know
>>76994047>Make thread>For example use notorious fattest example ever>Ignore the 90% of MMA guys who are jackedWhat a complete and utter waste of time
>>76994158This evil niggers fights should all be changed to NC when he put out his fingers like this.
>>76994047You could come at Roy Nelson having shrimp cocktails and prime rib with ice cream on toffee pudding NOWAnd he could lay you down and vacuum suck the turds out your ass before you mustered the courage of throwing a second, slow, limp wristed, slap haymaker while having the chance of releasing your bowels in fear by yourself.Your streets would be cleaner if you dared to fight more often, brown nothing. The result would be the same with a random woman without your rape gang.
>>76994385Foreman hot so much worse when they changed the thumbs in his gloves lol
>>76994392>>76994104Lol this he was a professional wrestler. So was Pride but once the Pride guys got absorbed into UFC they all went and got proper striking and wrestling coaches to keep up while the rest that kept crushing cans never learned and got heemed later.
>>76995085Pride wasn't pro wrestling it was MMA, although some pro wrestlers competed in it. Early on there were some fixed matches but none Fedor competed in were fixed IIRC>>76994392Casual take. Werdum beat him and he's one of the best HWs ever. Dan Henderson also beat him and he's a great fighter. The best MMA fighters were in Japan until Pride folded. The UFC was sending their fighters over to compete in Pride for exposure. Casuals are so annoying
>>76994158It really pissed me off that Jones never got any points taken for eye pokes. He did it blatantly.
>>76994392>he ran from fighting in america for so longThere was shit-all to fight in America in his prime, all the best fighters were in PRIDE.>oh no, Fedor never got to fight Tim Sylvia and Dan McGee or Bart McShart at UFC 56 in front of 500 people>>76995085>>76995099There definitely was some bullshittery going on with PRIDE, but it was obvious when it was happening like with the Bigfoot Silva match where he pulls out a giant caveman club from under the ring after losing his match.Also Fedor's record does have some literal nobodies on it, even in his PRIDE days, but his matches against prime Crop Cop and prime Nogueira speak for themselves.
>>76995101Nobody gets penalised for eye pokes, they're basically legal now.
>>76995695did anyone in the UFC at any time ever get a point deducted for grabbing shorts/the cage?The number of times I heard herb Dean or whoever going LET GO OF THE SHORTS in just one fight alone.
>>76995632MMA cro cop is a bum, seriouslyHe's entertaining sure but so was everyone back then when they werent min-maxxing technique and weightbullying I cant take anyone who gets knocked out by brendan schau seriously but he was a beast in k-1
>>76995788>I cant take anyone who gets knocked out by brendan schauGeorges Saint Pierre infamously got knocked out by Matt Serra, a BJJ guy. Anyone can get caught by a wild punch and get knocked out, it's MMA.Prime Crop Cop was a beast, getting head kick KOs in the first round, his revenge against Kevin Randleman. Wining the 2006 PRIDE tournament, coming in third to Gonzaga and Couture for the UFC HW title. Not to mention that his KO against Schaub was in the middle of a string of KO losses. In later years his revenge against Gonzaga and Nelson and others who had previously knocked him out.
>>76995819Matt serra was not a bum comedian
>>76995821I don't know, he was full of quips on TUF4 and TUF 6.Seriously, he made those the best seasons of that show.
>>76994047>twink
>>76994392He beat UFC champs from his era and lost when he got old against champ level fighters. I don't even know why your hating this hard that you have to lie.
>>76995971Arman is 5'4
>>76996029He's 5'7
>>76994047They're not training for looks, dyel pussy retard
>>76995971if that's that Dirka Jihad Jr. guy he's like 5'6 or so.Any manlet can look like that in 6 months
>top UFC fighter 20 years ago>Jean Pierre LeFrancois>Jefferson DeLequious>Dirk Burtson>Juliao Macaco>top UFC fighters today>Islam Kalashnikov>Molotov Jihad>Derga Mahalamarusski>Mohammed Vodka
