Looks like /fit/ was right about cardio. Long distance running is the cause of the huge spike in colon cancer in young people
>>76995255running to get the vaxx maybe lmao
Squats & Oats undefeated 2010
>>76995255>get vax cancer>vax dementia makes you think it's runningPfizer wins again.
surely this can't have to do with all the butt piracy going on
>>76995401Where can i download butts. Im interested
>>76995747
>>76995255Maybe the rooners are just gay
Correlation isn't causation, this relationship exists because running is for faggots, getting fucked in the ass 4 times a week causes colon cancer
>>76995255Just BromAC and keep your distances <10k breh.>>76995992>>76995287The causative mechanism from distance running is bowel hypoxia, and COVID vaxes ack-shilly improve survival as adjuvants for CRC immunotherapy.>Cell Death & Differentiation volume 15, pages 678–685 (2008)>The role of hypoxia-inducible factors in tumorigenesis>https://www.nature.com/articles/cdd200821>Nature volume 647, pages 488–497 (2025)>SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccines sensitize tumours to immune checkpoint blockade>https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09655-y
>>76995255Because they run into the woods to buttfuck one another.
>>76995255My dad stayed a few days in Inova Fairfax for an IV meropenem cycle. S-tier cafeteria but a huge walk to the parking garage, kek.
>>76995255already debunked
If you dig hard and deep enough and really squint at the data every fucking thing is “possibly linked”
>>76995947>Maybe
BigButt a subsidiary of BigGaper is trying to stop people from knowing the anti aging healing properties of fucking your gaper by putting out anti anal misinformation so they can gape their shitters .
>groundbreakingit hasn't even discovered anything yet. there's no control, participation in the study was voluntary too. we'll see
>>76995255Running 5 miles is not long distance running and healthy as fuck you fat fucking pig
>>76995255When are you guys going to find out that being alive is inherently deadly? Yeah there's a link between running and cancer but so is being exposed to the warmth of the sun. Everything has a price and a life spent trying to avoid anything and everything dangerous isn't a life at all.
>>76995255Wait until you find out that taller people live shorter (lol) lives
>>76996346When you deep dive that shit, short-term sun exposure and short-to-mid-distance running aren't problems, it's overdoing both that gets carcinogenic. Lot of chemoprophylaxis out there specific to CRC, SCC, BCC and melanoma plus even more deranged China cancers too.>t. using meclizine & banaba to prevent GBM among many other chemoprophylaxis agents>>76996363just nuke your mTOR/IGF-1 pathway part-time to proteomecly simulate intermittent Laron syndrome, kek.
Turns out dehydration is bad for your health.
Uh oh vinegarbro...>https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/07/health/food-preservatives-cancer-diabetes-wellness>The cancer study, published Wednesday in The BMJ journal, closely examined the impact of 58 preservatives on some 105,000 people who were free of cancer in 2009 and were followed for up to 14 years. Only those who completed frequent 24-hour, brand-specific food. questionnaires were included. People who ate the most preservative-laced food were compared with those who ate the least.>Acetic acid, the main ingredient in vinegar, was associated with a 12% increase in the risk of all cancers, the study found.
>>76996483wait a minute, are you saying that my diced jalapeños in vinegar are literally killing me?!?!
>>76995287kek good one lad. got em.
>>76996066No, I can't get a boner after a run
>>76996484The bad news is that study says sort of yeah. The good news is a 12% increase in the risk of cancer isn't that big because it averages something like 0.5% per year anyway, and it's also likely small amounts of vinegear are harmless and it gets exponentially more harmful above a certain concentration.
>>76995330stop nooticing chud
>>76996517Of course it's just correlation, it could be that people who eat more vinegar type products eat more bad food in general or smoke more or are poorer or whatever and vinegar isn't bad at all
>>76995255>ran cross country in school>currently on year two of shitting bloodshould I be worried?
>>76997230>>76995289
>>76997230>year two of shitting bloodHemorrhoids or stage IV metastatic CRC, call it for a Barbie butt lift and palliative 5-fluorouracil monotherapy from a boomer onco who graduated med school in '62.
>>76995255long distance running is a memeyou just need to be able to run long enough to chase down your targetotherwise your target can escape the muscular body you spent years building, making all your gains useless in a real-world use case, unless you happen to be equipped with a spear and you can throw it accurately
>everything good is actually badNo thanks, kike.
>>76995255>the tiniest segment of all rooners>weekly training distance farther than most people move themselves in a year>some of them got colon cancer>cardio le badLOL you believe will hold onto anything for dear life just to avoid the slightest effort
>>76995255>long distance runners more likely to be gay>NO IT MUST BE THE CARDIOfeed me more burgers i am retarded
>frodo studies suggest.jpg
>>76996501This dork is actually informative. Read a book nigga.
Runningfags lostWalkingGODS keep winning
>>76997898How is walking cardio?
>>76998939nigga you are supposed to walk if you fuck up your caloric intake. Running bacaue you overate 1500 calories for 2 hours is retarded
>>76997898based walkin chads lets walk
>>76997898>no it's actually good to be slow and lazy Stop listening to them.
>>76998948You run for cardiovascular health.
>>76999103total meme.
>>76998939How is walking not cardio?How is jogging cardio?How is running cardio?It is based off your heart rate.If you are in absurd physical condition running goes from zone 4 cardio to zone 2 cardio.If you are in absurdly bad physical condition walking goes from zone 1 cardio to zone 3 cardio.Newsflash if you keep walking, eventually you go to the next zone of cardio has stress is applied to the heart.So what you are telling everyone is not that you are in good shape, but you have never walked enough in your life to get cardio from walking.Which isn't the flex you seem to think it is.
>>76999111They love that for you.
>>76999103Just eat unprocessed meat & animal fats and avoid large amounts of greens. Cardiovascular problems solved.
>>76999116It's about enhancing it.
>>76999114nigga you run to look cool and so you dont have to talk to people for more than at most a split second
>>76999120Nigga I run to be in peak physical condition. Nigga thinks he's safe cause he was born after WW2.
>>76999119nigga just sayin anythin sybau
>>76999116logical fallacy no matter how "healthy" your cardiovascular system is it has a total upper and lower limit that requires cardio to reach.So congrats dumbass, you have nice clean plumbing, but can barely pump enough blood to keep your asshole from gaping out.
>>76999127Staying at your default cardiovascular health is just as gay as staying at your default strength.
>>76999122nigga i lift heavy and ruck, you are prancing around like a faggot we are not the same.
>>76999137>i lift heavyayo this guy spends a couple minutes in a gym and thinks he can hang with the big boysgood luck on that ruck faggot when i swing down from the trees and make you lick my butthole before I sprint down a mountainside
>>76999142i mean idk what to tell ya but its pretty well documented a fuckton of cardio is not good for optimizing testorone, don't mistake your high cortisol for being a badass its just womanly
>>76999156>can't run 5 miles at competitive speed>calls others womanlyhow long have you been taking ssris?
>>76999137>jogs for 30 minutes >dies
>>76999192kek it lowers t too
>>76999156Yeah and you gotta hold onto that like red diamonds it's so rare in your body.
>>76999257dude i've never seen one high t runner idk what this alternate history bs is but anyone with eyes knows you aren't tough nor is it even healthy its like bragging that you smoke weed cause the niggers rap about it.
>>76999272What makes you think you have to choose running or lifting or boxing or wrestling or rucking or fucking or whatever? All of it is GOOD. STOP FUCKING LKISTENING TO KIKES TRYING TO MAKE YOU WEAK. OH BUT I'M NOT WEAK BECAUSE I DO ONE OF THE THINGS THEY'RE SCARED OF DO IT ALL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE IN EVERY WAY YOU CAN STEAL YOUR SPACE BACK
>>76999112I am in the bone zone
>>76999272>nor is it even healthy Retard
Literally everything gives you cancer at this point.I'm serious. Typing 'X' gives cancer, and you will find a host of research and studies. Red meat, white meat, vegetables, nuts, seeds, doing this healthy thing, etc.Everything.
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