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Quarterstaff

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Spear

>>76995756
What kind of gym do you go to?

>>76995761
>he doesnt store his own spear at the equinox armory and foot massage
ngmi

>>76995761
the real nigga gym

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I feel like this is a good option.

>>76995749
>teach zombies to deadlift
>they all cripple themselves

>>76995739
There are short barbells in the cardio room that you can put a 5 or 10 pound plate on each side. Put the plate on only one side and you have a nice maul.

Assault bike

>>76995739
I get on the treadmill and run away

>>76995739
Id take one of the gym blacks as my property and use it as a human shield. I genuinely believe what zombie movies get most wrong is that one person could probably feed 59 zombies for a week. That's what my nigger would do

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start bashing skulls with this

>>76995959
and specifically the aluminum bar btw
Steel won’t get enough velocity to do enough damage if swung by a normal person, and I’m not working a 24 hour watch because I chose a tool only I would be able to use.

Kettlebells sound good on paper but the range is very suboptimal for zombies. Unless you had 100+ 5lbs to use as throwing weapons
Barbell is far too heavy
I agree with aluminum lat-pulldown bar. Ideally it would be something sub-10lbs and long. I feel like I'm missing an obvious one though.

>>76996045
>>76996015
Nvm the aluminum LPD bar is for sure the way, they weigh like 4lbs. Basically a blunt claymore, proportion-wise

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>>76995739
Throwing these like a discus.

>>76995739
like a 5lb kettlebell and some cable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V0E5Num7UU

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>>76995739
2kg brass knuckles

>>76995761
The library

>>76996106
Are you cute japanese school girl?

>>76995761
>He doesn't bring a gun to the gym
Ngmi

>>76996106
skip to 0:26 and go frame by frame

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wait til they start benching then do this

>>76996215
kek

>>76995739
>place threadmills working at high speed at the front door
>shit pants in laughter seeing zombies smash their faces against the ground
The motors will burn in a few hours, but the keks will be worth dying

>>76995959
Bat'leth enthusiast

>>76995739
>le zombies!
Peak late 2000s millennial hipster thread