>exit gym toilet>'you sound like a racehorse pissin in there'wut do
Damn boy, Were You Just Frying Chicken In There? Haha!!! But For Real You Piss Loud As F*** I Think That's Pretty Cool
>>76997822A mire is a mire
>>76997822>wut dosay: "um hello Vito"
>>76997822T-t-hanks, you too
>>76997822You oughta know sweetie
>>76997822Not the only horse-like thing about me *winks*
>>76997822>if you like that, you should hear how i orgasm
>>76998385You ever heard the one where a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face”and the horse says “because I have stomach cancer”
>>76997822>I was shittin'.
>>76997830THIS
It's a joke.
>>76998817I was here
>>76997822accuse the person who said that of being a Lithuanian spy and uppercut them in the chin as hard as I can
>>76997822>"for you"Then turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
>>76997822Tell him to stop taking that damn blood pressure medication
>>76997822>built like one also if you wanna see ;)
>>76997822"That was actually my ass"
Accept his tickets and enjoy a free game.
>>76997822You have to make eye contact and neigh.
>>76997822>Hey Vito wanna "grease the union" if you know what I'm sayin'
blame the heart medication
>>76999141Too bad Vito was a bottom too.
>The longer the barrel the faster the bullet travels
>>76999256Vito was a bottom? I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart
>>76999256Catchin', No pitching?
>>76998367>You oughta know sweetieWhat you say?
>>76999680Nothing, I'm just breaking balls.
JOHNNY CAKES
>>76997822>"ahah yeah"
JOHNNY CAKES IN MY MOUTH HOLE
>y-you too haha
>>76997822>sprint to the punching bag>start punching it as hard as i can while yelling "die bitch" and "cunt" so loud it echoes across the gym>keep doing this until my knuckles start bleeding>sprint out of the gym and drive home>put petroleum jelly on my knuckles to help them heal
