Are you a gymcel?
noRoll
>>76999030can someone repost that picture of a tweet talking about how men obsessed with the gym are a red flag?
>>76999030>>76999046>oy vey look at this goy trying to improve his life with effort, discipline and determination>quick let's try to demoralize him even more and make him feel guilty and inadequate for trying to improve himself
>>769990391,3,4,5,6 please.
>>76999064YAY!
Yes. I am a kissless hugless handholdless virgin 6-foot-manlet NW5 balding combovermaxxing gymcel (15 years experience, SS+GOMAD certificate) and I will soon become a 40-year-old grand wizard sorcerer.
>>76999072i kneel, musclewizard
>>76999072>SS+GOMADStopped reading right there. Another fat powershitter who can't even run a mile. Opinion discarded.
>>76999108I had to run a lot to work off the GOMAD fat and did HIIT sprints for 30 minutes at a body weight of 235 pounds, directly in between heavy squat & deadlift days. Then I came to my senses and realized I had been duped by a psyop and vowed to never waste my time on powerbottomlifts-influenced routines ever again and there's not even a single barbell in my routine anymore.I also vowed to never work again and am a gymcel Cocoon Mode NEET
>>76999030yes and I don't even lift
>>76999039cmon 1 3 4 5
>>76999030Yes3pl8 bench 4pl8 squat (full ROM and no cheating on both) and last time I got pussy was august 2025, I am a gymcel and proud>>76999039All fuck ugly so rolling for none
>>76999222jeeted
>>76999039Please. It’s been 29 years
>>76999222ENJOY THE VAGINE SIR
>>76999039yeah lemme get uhhhhhhh 1 or 6
>>76999222catastrophic failure
>>76999189>I also vowed to never work again and am a gymcel Cocoon Mode NEETI'm envious. How? Do you just apply for neet bux, or are there hoops I need jump through first?>>76999039cunny
>>76999030Im a gymcel without going to the gym.
>>76999039Rolling for 3, possibly 2
>>76999039Roll
>>76999039anything 6 and under
>>76999039tuff pickins
>>76999030Yeah, was gonna start working out with a coworker but that hasn't panned out. Not that I care, he's not a chick, I want a gf not friends.
>>76999548Retard. The more friends you have the better chance you have of getting invited to hang out and meeting a girl through friends.
>34y old boomer>got the body (5’8 70kg lean)>got the car>got the decent job (94k before tax)>got the fake friends to keep up appearances>got the condo>got the fashionable clothes>lifting since 21>got the sports car (ok not really but it’s a i30. It’s decent)I did everything right. Everything since 22 grinding. Noticed what’s missing?I should have listened to the blackpillers. They were the correct ones, doing everything right and “making it” doesn’t give you shit if you’re average face manlet like me. I mog majority of my peers on income & social circle alone yet I can’t even get a date. I can’t even get jeet or Asian girls, I live in a state where even 6ft is not that tall, I listened to redpill fags on here for years tell me it’s not over. Never even kissed btwBut all I did was bury my head in the sand. Looks DO matter, a lot. Now I’m greyer and uglier, balder, and sadder. If I listened to the blackpill guys at 22 I would have saved for LL or some surgeries, hell at least a head start. Take it from a jaded defeated boomer, looks determine this shit. I know, I wanted the roomers to be wrong so bad but it’s trueGodspeed to you all. If you’re under 30, focus on getting pretty/lean and keeping your looks. Everything else is copeI’m THE gymcel
>>76999677>>got the body (5’8
>>76999677>Take it from a jaded defeated boomer, looks determine this shit.Then how come Indians reproduce?
After reading your story for the 6th time on different threads, what was your expectation doing SS+GOMAD for years on end? One day you wake up looking like a greek god in the mirror? Where did you draw the line of switching to a proper routine? I'm genuinely curious
>>76999856You him properly puss boy
>>76999768arranged marriage is too OP and any Jeet with a passport not from India immediately gets a 7/10 Jeeta minimum
>>76999039roll
>>76999030Yes. I don't mind mind it. I'm a schizoid, isolation is normal for me.
>>76999055>effort, discipline and determinationlmfao so delusional
>>76999364>How?just lived off of savings from my one job I ever had living with grandparents and not having to pay rent while doing easy errands for their business. That was the only good part of my life though, the rest sucked, especially now that I had to watch them die while knowing what my own future holds as my own body begins to decay with age as a graying NEET. I could have made better use of my time as a NEET to build toward a more financially independent future but instead I decided to waste my years being an autistically obsessive gymcel with nothing to really show for it since I lost everything that mattered.>>76999856>what was your expectation doing SS+GOMAD for years on end? One day you wake up looking like a greek god in the mirror?bulk and then cut memes, I literally unironically thought the latter would happen once I finished a cut, I wasn't facepilled or hairpilled or heightpilled yet at the time, fell for the 2010 wave of self-improoover memes that tricked me into thinking gymceling & PUA would fix everything.
>>76999039Rolling
>>7699903967!
