You need to 1. run 1.5 miles in 13:30 (9:40 miles) 2. sprint 220yd in 47sec. 3. Do 28 pushups in a minute. 4. Do 32 situps in a minute. You can fail the initial test but need to pass the final test so some applicants were lying, then unable to meet the physical requirement by the end of training. Existing LE does not have all of these requirements. A 13:30 1.5m means you gotta make that time even if your HR is capped at 170 or so. So not easy for older applicants. You need to have excellent lactate clearance and run efficiency, so you'd have to be an aging track star or regular runner or train up to it.For me, a 50% paycut. However I hate the people who are pushing back on ICE. I hate them so much and that they feel entitled to give away the country as a outlet for their frustration at losing an election, or just being a loser needing a reason to exist. I'm rethinking what it means to be American and it my be my last chance to do something for my country.Rate my progress.
>>76999695You have something on ur face bro
>>76999695 ice agents, cops, military zogbots and glowie feds are dirty as hell
>>76999701Dyel, you're 5'7". I'm 57. I'd break you. You are qualified to become a tranny. Little guys like you are popular in prison.
>>76999695Don't post pictures of yourself if you're going to join ICE. There are tons of blue-haired people who would love to dox and harass your family.
>>76999695op is built like this pepe
>>76999695Based boomer. Deport those fucking smelly brownies and send the white leftshits with them
>>76999727>>76999695Why does ICE never deport Indians? Seems sus they only deport random Mexican girls.
>>76999724for just twenty five cents a day, you can help little Pedro get the food he needs to grow up into a roofer, just 25 cents a day, less than the lube for your anal plug can get Pedro the life saving food he needs to grow up into becoming the landscaper and drunk driver our nation needs. We are ready to take your call. 866-DHS-2-ICE Donate now.
>>76999729Don't worry, eventually ICE will randomly go after sufficiently melinated individuals until MAWA is achieved. Right now the target is illegal beaners
>>76999720When I make that 1.5 mile time, that will be the end of the bullshit. It proves overall fitness like a pullup proves overall lean strength, yet does it fit the role? Looking at the vids, agents need strength over speed, much better footwork, some judo and boxing, but more judo than boxing. Hitting a civilian will create bad optics but throws and joint manipulation can be applied without feeding negative narratives. It seems they want you to train like a soldier when the engagement needs a wrestler. If you break the alien, you only make them harder to export, so best to cuff them as fast as possible, load and leave.
>>76999729The amount of jeets here illegally vs. spics is like 1:1000. Jeets are typically channeled into code monkey positions that are under more scrutiny, while spics pick strawberries and smuggle drugs which require zero.
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>>76999736>>76999734>>76999731>>76999695Join ICE. So you can help Jeets spam BBC porn on 4Chan.
>>76999695So basically what I do on my rest days count as the minimum requirement to become an ICE agent, holy kek. The US really is generationally goyslopped into oblivion. Either way gl iceanon, update us on the progress.
>>76999695Based booner
Are you posting on your grandkid's laptop?Are you sure you're not too old for ICE?
>>76999695ICE isn't even scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. The barrel is gone, and they are scraping the fifty-year-old sludge out of the fucking gutter the barrel sat on.
>>76999850Cool, be funny to see Karens get shot in the head by based boomers LEGALLY
>>76999854This dumbass probably hasn't felt an adrenaline spike in three decades. First time he thinks he's going to get to shoot someone—if he doesn't have a god damn heart attack in the process—he'll be lucky to not drop his fucking weapon trying to clear the holster. If he gets a shot off he'll miss by a country mile and probably hit one of his own.That's assuming ICE is retarded enough to put him in the field. Chances are he rides a desk doing bitch work for that 50% pay cut.
>>76999701Those are very different things, idiot. >>76999747That doesn't make sense.Is everyone on this website just a bot? Why does nothing anyone says make any sense.
>>76999695Good for you. You should build a strength base with SS first. Unless you literally only care about clearing the requirements. But if I was gonna be out there wrestling beaners I'd want a general strength base.
>>76999695Big orange guy so insane I'd be concerned he's gonna turn on you, or whoever wins in '28 will. He's literally about to take Greenistan and all his generals are telling him it's full retard. I'd sooner look for some kinda high-end mall cop work.
>>76999871You guys lost lol
>>76999898A.O.C. is literally going to turn the country communist after winning in '28 if you tards can't find some chucklefuck better than Trump or Vance.
>>76999717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DTFTw6OueY
>>76999908>dems gonna bet on a woman againKek you guys never learn. Keep losing ;)
>>76999695>Decrepit zogbot wastes the last decade of his life trying to die for the united states of yerushalaym Thank god you dont have kids and will never reproduce, and if you do your offspring will die in a miscarriage due to weak stressed out old sperm
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>>76999695>A 13:30 1.5m means you gotta make that time even if your HR is capped at 170 or so. So not easy for older applicants. You need to have excellent lactate clearance and run efficiency, so you'd have to be an aging track star or regular runner or train up to it.Lmao op unironically believes running at 9 minute mile pace for 1.5 miles is hard. The absolute state.
