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>>77002242
Awful lot of sugar there anon...

>>77002243
I look like this and I came here to post this word for word with that image

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>>77002243
Spiritually I look like this and came here to post this word for word with this image.

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>mfw I actually thought SunnyD was healthier until a minute ago because of vitamins and shit
High fructose corn syrup
2% or less of the following:
Citric acid
Ascorbic acid
Thiamin hydrochloride
Natural flavors
Modified cornstarch
Canola oil
Sodium citrate
Cellulose gum
Sucralose
Acesulfame potassium
Neotame
Sodium hexametaphosphate
Potassium sorbate
Yellow #5
Yellow #6
Concentrated juices:
Orange
Tangerine
Apple
Lime
Grapefruit
Pear
Red #33
Red #40

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>>77002262
>Canola oil

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>>77002242
Grandpa daily routine (as attested to by my mother)
>Wake up
>Cigarette (True menthols)
>Get out of bed
>Put on jogging clothes
>Light jogging cigarette
>Jog 2 miles
>Light after jog cigarette
>Finish mourning routine, shower and get dressed
>Breakfast
>2 cups of coffee
>1 glass of orange juice (tall)
>Drive to work (Law firm, biggest in Waco, TX)
>Jim Beam and a cigarette on the way there, he keeps it next to his .44 Magnum
>Get to work
>Have secretary make him a cocktail (He is having an affair, and will divorce my grandmother)
>Corner office, sweet
>Pretend to work while playing solitaire (he began doing this with a computer in the 1990s, according to mom)
>Do actual work, while drinking and smoking, all day
>Go to court if its a going to court day
>Drive home, more Jim Beam and cigarettes
>Get home
>Yell at wife
>Beefeaters gin martini and Dallas Business Journal, and cigarettes
>Fall asleep to cowboy movies
>Cigarette limit reached, 1 and 1/2 packs
>Wake up and go to bed
>Repeat

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>not fresh pressing your oranges

>>77002618
Oh, and he would only ever eat solid food at dinner. Unless it was Tums.

>>77002626
aayo, look at this rich nigga over here who presses his own oranges

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>>77002242
No thanks I'd rather eat a ton of these juicy little tiny tight pussies

>>77002635
Did he have PIV sex? Nicotine kills my boners.

>>77002652
he had 3 kids, 2 of which were in the 1960s, so probably

>>77002647
I hate how you can grab one and it's the greatest piece of fruit you've had in your life and then you grab another and it's a disgusting bitter piece of fuck.

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GMO foods are bad for you
Non-organic foods are even worse