all my microplastic bros, we are so back>https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jan/13/microplastics-human-body-doubt
Nice. Gonna keep using my plastic plates, bowls, cups, and cutting boards
I’m gonna eat and drink so much microplastics to celebrate.
>>77004952Which scientists?Who's paying them?
>>77004952GDP is going up so how can things possibly be worse
>>77004952Gotta keep the goyim scarred and confused
>>77004952>foreign objects that don't belong in the human bodyNo thanks
>>77004952The TL;DR of this article is that microplastic hasn't penetrated literally every part of your body and isn't quite everywhere, but still try to avoid them if you can.
>>77005317There is no plastic living symbiotically in my ballsack? Disappointing
I hope it's not as bad as we thought but there is no fucking way it's not a problem. We are also poisoned with teflon precursors and that is even worse.
>>77005409Not even nanoplastics want to take your load
>>77005409Dont listen to retards. Microplastics in your balls act as a protection shield for you sperm. Some studies point out the sperm cells are weaponising it to reach the egg faster, so the smartest sperm cells are fecundating at highest rates.
OY VEY
>>77004952If this has any emotional impact on you, you're a soi person. You and the beyond meat fags are in the same boat.
>>77005446Feels bad, man
