/fit/ humor
Women are about as funny as a heart attack. They should just stop trying.
>>77036311
>>77036309>>77036329it's supposed to be a humor threadthe irony of >>77036329 is that she's doing the exact same thing whilst trying to be funny, one of those i'm different i'm one of the guys!! types who isn't different but who's just trying a slightly different method to achieve the same result; though i must mince those words because it's not a different method it is the same method albeit with a slight semantic tweak, in conclusion they are 2 sides of the same slut coin>FAQno, i am not a faggotno, i am not a virginno, i will not post body - though that wasn't a question but a commandyes, i do disengage my psoas in every exercisenice try bot :D
>>77036329God I love Asian women bros I want to suck her armpits until I die
>>77036682get a hold of yourself
>>77036689Only thing I want to get a hold of is her ass in my fucking hands>Mfw she sits on my face after a workout
>>77036692What if she used her little asian hands to fist your butthole?
>>77036699A price I'm willing to pay in order to get my tongue on those pitpussies
>>77036682you wont like it if you ever get to try it
>>77036720>He thinks I don't fuck my girls pits all the time
>>77036724you were talking about sucking not fucking
>>77036744Are you daft? How are you going to fuck without sucking and lubing it up first? There's no way you dryfuck pits.
>>77036751>he doesn't use official pitlube never gonna make it
>he uses lubewhy cant you turn a woman on?
>>77036329I have never smelled a woman's ass
>>77036795why are you gay
>>77036637funniest /fit/izen
>>77036329>I was just ironically being an insta whore
>>77036814>hear snickers behind me
>>77036798wish I knew what it smelled like
>>77036833I would assume these are trannies but they all look like insufferable cunts.
>>77036724I think you don't have a girl and are probably Indian.
>>77036820Women should not have rights.
>>77036847this, same for brown people
>>77036820fuck I laughed
>>77036847Kek trolled
>>77036822Strong meme, well done sir.
>>77036930>effect statusfix this nigger
>>77036329Is it supposed to do that?
>>77036954yeah, those pants force a woman's butt into an attractive shape.
>>77036637>the irony of >>77036329 is that she's doing the exact same thing whilst trying to be funnyI was thinking that too, but I also ended up thinking there wasn't really a way for her to parody that without actually playing into it because she does just look like that. Wearing looser fitting clothes or not emphasizing the butt would kinda kill the joke.
lmao
>>77036309
>>77036928>jew apesakshually, science says yes.
>>77036309I need young skinny latina
>>77036833I don't think I'd actually fuck any of them
>>77036833roll
>>77037080Are you hungarian
>>77036838It smells like poop you hopeless retard
>>77037502lol no
>>77036637>woman mocks behavior>durr she did the thing she is criticizing!>women r ebil!
>>77036817LOL
>>77036814This one gets me every time
>>77036822Oh damn that’s good
>>77036329Pretty sure she has an of. Nebraska something
>>77036854He's not wrong about the suburbs. They are the slave quarters of the US. Country or city, that is life.
>>77036924LMFAO why is there a blueberry in his head?
>>77036906If I was him I'd get into another accident and pretend that it cured my retardation
>>77037692Chuds better look out
>>77036988Nah bro, she just wanted an excuse to post pussy and ass without being blatant she was posting pussy and ass>look how weird those influencers are displaying pussy and ass like that tee hee *shows pussy and ass as a "demonstration"*
>>77036833K L O K
>>77036311Humor is an evolutionary trait that women never had to develop.
>>77036954"It" is technically a woman and has more or less autonomy within normal social parameters
>>77037054where is there a hardwood dance floor in the gym/
>>77036830>implying squat plugs are in the same tier as gomad
>>77036309you're one rep max
>>77037705So stupid
>>77037759Why wasn't this the first reply?
>>77037771Board culture is dead. Just bait posts and anti-lifting advice.
>>77037771because this thread was supposed to get zero replies
>>77036833Rollan
>>77036833Only dubs would be worth it :(
>>77036833lord gimme 2 pls
>>77037502No it smells heavenly especially an asian womans
imagine
>>77036833Please 0
>>77036329Bot schizo is right that she's doing what she's criticising, but the bid has got me unironically loling
>>77036814I haven't seen that one before, good
>>77036854"agender"? What is this I don't even.
>>77036833Are these all dudes?
>>77036817Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do?
>>77036329Only fans whore btw
what kind of faggot posts a bunch of ani-jewish propaganda on 4chan? im not saying any of the info is false or anything like that.. its just..you dont ever do anything about it.might as well be posting >hey im a giant pussy that cant fight for what i believe in because of how weak and cowardly i am>read my meme and do it for me because im too scared
>>77038074trying to force me to fight your fight sounds pretty fucking jewish to me.you look like just as much of a cuck as the left.
>>77037711Looks like an Anytime. There's usually an open room meant for stretching, jumprope, plyo type stuff
>>77037054Sometimes I wish I would encounter someone like this so I could unleash rage at them. My gym is thankfully free of "influencers" though
>>77036833what hifi system is that in the back?
>>77036833wuffelipuffeli vittu tuplat,,,,
>>77036833nothing but greatness!
>>77036833>person asks you why are you still singlei'd rather be single(or dead) than hooking up with these monsters
>>77037047hot
>>77037912nigga stole my leg press
>>77036988>>77037553she could do it without having a full focus shot of her own ass, just stick it out of frameachieves the exact same result IF making fun of it was the goal - but it isn'talso >>77037553 please go back i can just smell the reddit faggotry
>>77036833rollins
>>77036682>>77036692this man is a gentleman, a scholar and a connoisseur.
>>77037692>Day one of Reddit's Anti-Chud training
can someone post the Eric thread?
>>77036822>incel>the dying gasp of waspsClever.
>>77036329Thats funny. But it would had been way funnier if she stuffed pillows in her pants to be extra ironic
>>77036309wow... this is disgusting, I am geting the ick from al women around the world, this shit is sickening to the coredo women actualy think this is humor?
>>77036820Keked, but i would had filled the titty glass only half of it.
>>77036833Let's seeee
>>77038325>>77036822I never knew this, just looked it up >only wasps pollinate the figs >they die inside by doing so>the fig enzymes DIGEST the wasp
>>77036311>>77037705I feel for you guys
