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>come home from work

>wife is dancing and jumping around in front of TV

>ask what she's doing, replies with exercise

>vidrel (https://youtu.be/KktGkuhAto4?si)

meanwhile, i'm tracking macros and water and weight and blah blah blah. i have daily routines at gym, except sundays. she's been doing this for a while and hasn't changed too much in terms of body shape, which is what she wants. she's not fat, but i just wished she took fitness and exercise a little more serious. i think she believes she'll look like the girl in picrel if she does these dance things once a week.
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>>77037727
am i being an asshole or is she being silly?
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>>77037729
She's being a woman, you should be a man and LEAD instead of posting your favorite goon material
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She's fucking your neighbor but doesn't get enough time to shower so she starts doing that gay shit to justify being sweaty
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Four words to your wife:
REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE TRADITION

https://youtu.be/fwQ1PrED9IE
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>>77037727
buy an ad faggot
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I'm going to check these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTqCic3AnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8uxspILeM&pp=0gcJCXwKAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Yee3k2RDk
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>>77037727
Chicks have been dancing to tv exercise shows for decades.
A thread died for this.
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Give her a kiss on the top of the head with an ass tap and say; nice.
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>>77037829
I'm hard
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>>77037727
My wife loves to dance street dance in front of the TV, and boy does she kill those moves. Maybe that would be a start for yours, it's a good cardio exercise.

I should mention my wife also lifts weights religiously and takes fitness seriously, so there's that.
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>>77037727
make her do it daily
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>>77037729
>meanwhile, i'm tracking macros and water and weight and blah blah blah. i have daily routines at gym, except sundays.
You are being a woman.
>she's been doing this for a while and hasn't changed too much in terms of body shape, which is what she wants.
Then what's the problem? It's not like any of you are professional athletes.
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>>77037727
at least your aging hag wife wants to exercise
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>>77037727
>come home
Wonder how I got a house
>my wife
Wonder how I got a wife
>shaking her ass to Sabrina Carpenter
Tell her she's pretty and smack her butt before l wake up.
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>>77037727
Women don't need lots of muscle. Thus they can get away with inefficient workouts, fasting/meme diets, and mostly cardio. They build little muscle, but they were gonna build little muscle anyway. They look much better as women by just being slim and not flabby. I mean, I like muscle on girls, but it's not a trendy.



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