Seriously, how does he do it?
>>77042522one good thing about being ugly is ageing doesn't turn you ugly because you already ugly
>>77042522he dances and jumps around daily (like a teenager)
>>77042555I have never seen such a young man
>>77042522who is this handsome teenager? Is he in your middle school classes?
>>77042522This is what carbs and a lack of sun does to you.
>>77042555uhh he looks like a 30 yo styled like a younger
>>77042527It’s not uncommon for ugly men to become more sexually successful in their later years. They are not desired by peer girls when young because younger girls are more interested in pretty boys. But getting older and having a more rugged and masculine look they can get laid pretty consistently as long as they stay in shape.
>>77042522Well well well... what do we have got here? Who is this young whippersnapper?
Why do you retards keep posting this literal retard?Trying to make a meme out of it?
>>77042649It's already a meme, unc.
>>77042522Do what exactly? Get Chud Lines?>t. reads enough derma-journals to not have those
>>77042522Brazilian genes
This kid needs to collab with Brian Johnson.
>>77042627Is that how you cope daily?
>>77042743I am more of a Bon Scott guy myself
>>77042522mogs me tb h
>>77042522Why are you posting a minor? He's clearly 17 years old.
>>77042845Read it again it says he LOOKS 17 years old he's actually 37
>found the Ledditor
>>77042522Good Brazilian genetics
>>77042555Unironically and sincerely, he does. A majority of 30+ adults are incapable of moving like they did when they were teenagers because they literally just stopped. Early 2000s fitness culture involved a weirdly strong emphasis on plyometrics as a means of getting fit for complete beginners, and when Crossfit was at its zenith of popularity later on when everyone was getting into it, plyometrics were again a huge component of their batshit pants-on-head retarded training program.Now while it was retarded to expose complete beginners to sudden high shear loads to their tendons which haven't gotten much work for probably over a decade, the entire motivation and mindset in "moving around like when you were younger" was actually pretty apt for the throng of people who signed up to gyms for the express purpose of not feeling like shit in their own body.I imagine the problem of immobility has become even more pronounced as fitness culture nowadays revolves around bodybuilding and powerlifting, while younger generations are sat at desks all day or lying on bed scrooooolling, where any sort of 'play' movement beyond sports is probably seen as immediate cringe in the panopticon world created by everyone having a phone.
>>77042980the dancepill is the final pill
>>77042522what's his supplemenet stack look like?
>>77042591Totally bro, gotta eat that raw meat and sun gaze for maximum anti aging
>>77042627Succesfull with whom? A bunch of grannies? Better just go with a prostitute (young one).
The donkey kicks are his trademark sign-off.You know its an authentic video with the donkey kick, and not an impostor or a imitator.
>>77042522which one mogs?
>>77042980quality post anon
>>77043033the brazilian, this guy looks uncanny
>>77043033does she actually wear that?
>>77042522Ban OP for posting kids
>>77042522for some reasons this always gets me when i see his facethat would be so funny if he is the one posting these himself
>>77042819I dont need to cope ive had more sex in the last year than you will have for the remainder of your life. What i wrote is how sexual selection works.>>77043008Successful with women in their late twenties and on. I mean yeah it’s not 18 year old pussy but if you’re an ugly fuck you’re gonna take what you can get.Prostitutes are outrageously expensive but yeah if you can afford them sure.
>>77042627>It’s not uncommon for ugly men to become more sexually successful in their later years.>
>>77042980A sane post in this shithole is nice to see. Movement for its own sake is important for longevity.
>>77043196Pic unrelated im assuming? This nigga is handsome as fuck just needs to lose weight and he’ll slay.
>>77042522I'd look younger from a distance too if I dressed and had my hair done like a 17 year old. You get close to him though, and you can tell it's an old guy, probably going through a mid-life crisis. >>77043196There's multiple kinds of ugly. If the ugliness is just in your face and not because of a serious deformity, then his theory probably works. You can be bald and attractive to women if you're fit. That explains the popularity of Vin Diesel and Jason Statham who are not nearly as pretty as Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Gosling. You just can't be fat and bald at the same time.
why does kekke spam this guy on every board?
>mfw when bro is 39 and looks 16
>>77042555that caption was edited by someone else, right ?
>>77042522This guy makes me laughJust ridiculous rage bait
>>77043371I guess its ragebait if you are past 30 and already cant jump like you are a teenager, for anyone who else its whitepilling
Weird that you've got pictures of kids saved to your pc, OP
>>77043033monkebro actually looks like a 17 boy while this guy looks like a 30 year old lesbian
>>77043450Anon it's ragebait cause he clearly doesn't look 16 or 17 or whateverGood for him that he can still move around well
>>77042627Can confirm, but its these women you can get consistently.
>>77042522Talks is a high pitched voice.Uses a cap backward.Knees down and put his shoes in his knees.Keeps his arms inside his shirt
>>77042522
>>77042980I can attest to this. A few months ago I switched do a more physical job where I had to lunge, sit down, lie on my back and generally be in unusual positions to do my job. In the beginning it felt bad, but I got used to it.At the time I was just lifting weights, but since then I switched to more bodyweight centered workouts, with mobility stuff for the legs (unlike before when I was just doing squats and deadlifts) and now I just feel better.
>>77042555They only think he's 17 because most Brazilians get killed before turning 20 by a guy in a motorcycle helmet
>>77042649He's already a meme, George, and if you don't like it then seethe, but he will remain a meme while you will remain irrelevant.
>>77043033
>>77043878LMAO
>>77042980This, skipping is based.You're only as old as you feel and you can't feel old while skipping.
>>77043196This and the coomer meme are very similar copes.You're not some unhinged alpha rapist beast with a monstrous form, you're a weak undesirable.
Love this guy
>>77042522I'm glad someone as young and good looking as him, as become the face of /fit/. I've never seen such a young man
>>77043005Agreed
>>77042980Bait used to be believable DYELpost bodyGMS(I completely agree)
>>77042522He obviously found the fountain of youth. I never thought Leon would pull it off but here we are
>>77042522He...he won??
>>77044066>You're not some unhinged alpha rapist beast with a monstrous formuhhh speak for yourself buddy>>77043878fucking kek. johnson isn't a billionaire though, I think it's more like the 10-100M range
>>77044189Now he might actually piss off the bike helmet gang people enough to get ACK'd. But at least he kinda fix'd the Chud lines, wonder if he lurked here long enough to see picrel or other schizo-tier simple tricks.
>>77042522i dont care how funny this bloke's delusions are i'm sick of seeing his ugly fucking face
>>77045801calm down unc
I'm a 35 year old that looks 34
>>77045809I'm 35 and look 25. Fuck you. OP picrel looks 45. He's also ugly as fuck. No amount of hair will hide that forehead.
>>77045825you look 20 years older than the OP you delusional bogged millennial
>>77045825You look 35. Especially with that hideous beard.
>>77044189Lmao all that photoshop to make him look old and you haters manage to only make him look barely 21.
>>77045825LOL keep dreaming unc. You'll always be just another young at heart retard.
>>77045825these are the soilennials telling you how people ask them for ID when they buy stuff.
>>77045825You look like theatguy from epicmealtime except you took ozempic
>>77043525I dont know how old he actually is, but definitely no more than 20
>>77044107I like the detail of it being his niece and not his own kid
>>77045825where's your chin?
it's pretty strange you guys save and repost pictures of literal children
>>77045825Ok boomer
>>77045825did you put vaseline on the lens like your some 1930's hollywood starlet? post a clear picture you fucking faggot... and why do you, as a man, have a beard?
>>77045825kill yourself
>>77044098did he stub his toe at the end? even if he did, a 17 year old man like him can surely heal it off!
>>77045825>hiding your hairline
>>77042862Jfl autism can't detect tongue in cheek
>>77046929He's just doing his signature kick
>>77045825>look 25times two kek
>>77046929yea he's still growing too
>>77042522I've
I'm 35 but bitches think I'm underage, so I'm a virgin, but still...
>>77047739I've Bi cam so namI cam feen you derebecome so tireso much more a
>>77046826>and why do you, as a man, have a beard?I wanted to resemble my mother more
So we are unc posting ITT??T.31
>>77047772shoot clavicular
>>77045825Delusional unc
>>77042980>>77044047i had a doctor tell me something a few years ago that has stuck with me ever since. he said that whenever he had an even somewhat older patient who expressed concern about their mobility or just overall fitness (or he was concerned for them), he asked them when was the last time they jumped. the vast majority of the patients couldn't recall.i think the main reason it stuck with me is because i couldn't remember either, and i was only 27. granted, i wasn't doing anything fitness-related back then, but it's literally just jumping. pushing yourself off the ground with both feet in the air and landing, and my best guess was intramural/pick-up sports in college kek. i used to do flips off the couch all the time in middle school, try to jump and touch the ceiling, compare my vertical with friends, play sports, etc., and all of a sudden, it disappeared. so now, whenever i am reminded of what that doctor said, i do a few verticals. use it or lose it UNCS
>>77042522>>77042555This guy is the archetype of 90's gay pornstar. I swear he's who Louis Theroux interviews
I'd watch a reality show of this dude and Bryan Johnson (?, the anti-aging guy) posing as high school seniors at that Hollywood high school where all the Jew producers send their kids.
>>77049043>
>>77049539I wonder what he thought he looked like in that moment
>>77045825doomer
>>77043033I honestly can't tell if that's a man or not>>77043196good ole Old Ugly Bastard™Japs are so weird. How is seeing this bloatmonster fugging a cute anime girl supposed to arouse me? Awful cope
>>77046576It's uncle anon's redemption arc
I love how he's talking to a off screen ghostHis tiktok is incredibly goodWe could easily find out his house. Just find that huge statue that's in all his videos and triangulate his street then the house he always dances out of.Just think you could be knocking on his door for memes in Just a matter of hours
>>77042980Good post. Really made me think.People here shat on crossfit for good reasons back in the days here, but it's not like the idiots who did SS+Gomad and slaughtered their knees and backs doing heavy exercises with shit form any smarter.
>>77049643it's a degradation thing, the situation of an ugly fat degenerate beast defiling a pure young maiden is highly erotic. or if you're like me you simply self insert as the ugly bastard
>>77049650Surely no one that posts here lives in Brazil, right?>I've never seen such a young man>that back leg kickHoly fuck my sides
>>77049650Are these captions actually in his original videos?Like did he actually write these things about himself?
>1 set to failure of skipping around like a teenager
>>77049650Iuvenismaxxing
>>77049955Is this real??
>>77049088He's way too famous now for it work as a reality show as opposed to scripted sit-com. But it'd be a cool idea for a reality show with other people especially in a high school physical education class; see if you can have 30-50 uncs/aunties eating a few pharmacies a day realistically pass as teenagers.
>>77042522Is this a fetal ultrasound immediately after imsemination?
>>77050482>ee if you can have 30-50 uncs/aunties eating a few pharmacies a day realistically pass as teenagers.The teacher news says there's no force on earth that could prevent the old women from fucking the black teens.
>>77050637I guess if you do it with a special class restricted to 18 y/o highschool seniors, it could be legal lol.
>>77050929>I guess if you do it with a special class restricted to 18 y/o highschool seniors, it could be legal lol.Dude, if it's inner city kids they unironically could be 18 in middle school. Before you ask "come on, those 18 year olds would drop out", they're there because 1) their probation requires it, and 2) they want to fuck the 13 year old girls and sell them drugs. This isn't a joke at all. Also ironically, you're more likely to see this is a moderately decent school district than a ghetto one because the ghetto schools do 'social promotion'. If they had to hold back every 18 year old who literally can't read at a 1st grade level, their high schools would be empty and the DEI administrators making $150k would be unemployed.
>>77044107Kek the fly buzzing by the camera at the end is kino
>>77042522Why doesn’t he use his powers for good and sneak into highschools
>>77049728I highly doubt it. He’s some favela monkey i doubt he even speaks English.
>>77042522How does he keep up such an active social media account? Isn't he busy with school?
>>77045825I'd give you 30 but no-one thinks you're in your 20s lmao
>>77042627I was an absolute loser in my twenties, now in my thirties I can't keep track of all the women that wants my dick.I had to get a gf to get some tranquillity, but even that isn't enough to shield me from their lust.
>>77049728yes, and it's voiced over by 'other' voices that are just his voice put through filters
OP dude looks 17 meanwhile one the tennis goats looks like this at 39, wtf?
>>77052105Tennis is essentially an endurance sport. I would assume that their lifetime average cortisol levels are multiple times those of regular people.
>>77052156What are you basing that on? Christiano Ronaldo is older than Rafael Nadal and Soccer is a much more endurance based sport than tennis.
>>77042980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5AWe MUST return to this, they are all ultra fit and healthy, better looking than balding bloated roidfags bodybuilders and their gains are more useful than gymrats' who just train isolated muscles
>>77049648the pantyline hnnng
>>77045825>2025 filename>all these retards replying to some hater's copypasta ragebait
>>77054023>Soccer is a much more endurance based sport than tennis.-100/10
>>77042980Im curious how many anons could do 10 burpees in a row, without injuring themselves.
>>77054059Lose the beard, bro
>>77042555dude aged another 500y between his first tiktok and now lmao
>>77044098the shitty thirdworld favela environment really ties it all in
>>77045825nigga you look 35
>/fit/ - Fitness
>>77054116For someone like Ronaldo obviously, not some benchwarmer.
>>77054969Not really, Ronaldo just stays near the enemy goal and walks around for 90% of the time, waiting until someone passes him the ball.Midfielders put in a lot more of work
>>77043596That's 100% better. That's why I cut my long hair when I turned 30 because I didn't want to look like the emo old man
>>77044047Few weeks ago I tried skipping instead of walking back home and man I was exhausted earlier than I thought, stamina is hard
>>77042980>always sprinted the stairs up and down as a teenager while using both hand and feet and doing twists mid air and shit because it was fun>never stopped>still doing fine despite basically only doing strength training and sitting on my ass otherwise now at 37kept fit by my autism
>>77045825
>>77055229>>always sprinted the stairs up and down as a teenager while using both hand and feet and doing twists mid air and shit because it was fun>>never stoppedok prove it. Post vid of you sprinting "stairs up and down while using both hand and feet and doing twists mid air". Or will you make the excuse your psych ward doesn't have stairs?
>>77042522is anyone else practicing running and jumping because of this meme?
>>77045825>I'm 35 and look 25.Coming from a 39 y.o. boomer millennial, you are fucking delusional.
>>77055717Probably. But I'm 44 and look 33, teen girls love me.
>>77055717Just do like two dozen face creams and supplements for a couple years, you'll be way less Chudmaxxed about such claims.>t. clankers guess I'm 12 years 2 young
Dude looks like a washed up emo rock artist
>tfw 34 but people say I look 25
>mistaken for being young due to short height>believes it's due to his "youthful" appearanceMany such cases
>>77056176I'm 35 and the same A.I. that says Scam Sulek is 53 says I'm 23. I'm also 185cm, just did lots of anti-aging drugs before they got popular, kek.
>>77042721>brazilians>europeans who raped amazon native tribes then imported niggers and rape them too meanwhile those raped 1/2 niggers and 1/2 natives raped each other and the europeans leftO caralho!
>>77055083looking at that image i think a lot of the problem is mainly the lines by the nose and mouth just doesnt match the hair cut obviously. i think there are a lot of people in theirs 30s or even 40s that can have somewhat long hair but they need to have trimmer faces and healthier looking skin or it doesnt work.a weird example obviously being Japanese guys who look younger than they are a lot.
>>77056035Looking at this picture overwhelms me with sadness like nothing else
>>77042555f
the more i see this guy the more i like them, kind of like the bogdanoffs in that regard, surely its not just me?
>>77054998>Not really, Ronaldo just stays near the enemy goal and walks around for 90% of the time, waiting until someone passes him the ball.If he did that he'd be offside. A striker typically runs about 10km per game whereas a tennis player might run half that.
>>77056532Not him, but a tennis player needs to do explosive max-effort movements every few seconds, sometimes for over 4 hours at a time.Even with whatever pauses there can be in a match, it's still insanely intense at the top levels Nadal is/was at.Comparing the amount of running isn't really a valid comparison here.
>>77045825nigga you look 35lmao
>>77049955>>77050141yeah that's a real 17 year old. ban this guy for posting naked underage children
>>77055083this is sad as hell
>>77042522brah, why are you posting kid pics on 4chan?
>>77042627>tfw I'm ugly and 70 years oldany day nowI can feel the trend turning and teenagers standing in queue to date me
>>77056539Whatever, I'm just saying that being physically active throughout your life does not make you age excessively due to stress, that's a stupid claim as the exact opposite is true. Nadal going bald isnt because of his world class fitness.
>>77049650who tf just lets their kid run around unattended like that?
>>77057385There's a very wide gap between being physically active and having pushing yourself to the limit of your endurance on a regular basis, which makes your cortisol levels skyrocket way past the levels they'd have by merely being physically active.Endurance athletes don't typically look youthful or even healthy.Being active is good, but you can have too much of a good thing.https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030645301100271X
>>77057450Meant:having pushing yourself to the limit of your endurance on a regular basis as your day job*, which...
>>77057450So why does Roger Federer look like this at 44 (5 years older than Nadal)?
>>77049650
>>77044098he looks like he still needs to grow more
>>77054042Kek this is absolute kino how does it just keep going on and on and on
>>77056035why are you posting toddlers getting ready for preschool?
>>77054873kek
>>77057518>So why does Roger Federer look like this at 44 (5 years older than Nadal)?Better genetics or better supplement stack, call it for your ectodysplasin A2 receptor expression.
>>77057595west highland terrier lol my dog boy is 20 yo and still kicking
