Beer and boobs edition.
>>77045245>did one beginner cycle of 500mg test for 3 months in 2023>still have a soft quarter-size lump under my left nipple 3 years laterhate you nigs
>>77045262>didn't use AI and SERMGottem.
Nothing better than crushing some beers and a joint after a PR
>>77045245>Chemical analyses of 44 products sold via the internet as selective androgen receptor modulators revealed that only 52% contained selective androgen receptor modulators and another 39% contained another unapproved drug. In addition, 25% of products contained substances not listed on the label, 9% did not contain an active substance, and 59% contained substance amounts that differed from the label.https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2664459
>>77045282don't scare me. I don't understand how these clearnet markets are operating freely with like... .com and .orgs? They cannot fucking be US based. And if they're based in Romania, then who the fuck knows what's in the shit they're selling you.not a /fraud/ster yet but I need to be 100% certain that the shit im FUCKING INJECTING isn't vegtable oil or WORSE
>>77045282>pay for some faggy sarm>chinks sends you dbolthank you based chinaman
>>77045291LOL ok so i've been out the game a long time gents. any guides for standard protocols these days, or is test cyp + arom the tried n true classic still? i see the hair loss thing being recommended a lot more these days, that seems new, and beta blockers for the zoomers is new. GIMME THE QRD!!!
>>77045290pussy
>>77045298>INJECTING RANDOM SUBSTANCE INTO BODYretard
>Inject steroids into one muscle>All muscles growI love roids so much bros
>>77045297500 mg test C/E per weekAI if neededJust read the fucking reddit wiki.>>77045290>>77045301Pussy.
>>77045323>redditdamn you really are a retard
>>77045281Beers no, but rippin the yart and playing WarThunder after a huge pump makes my dick swell.
GLPs fucking suck man. I feel like I am gonna puke when I eat protein but I could still snack on garbage all evening Time to just take the perma bulk pill
Bros.. I just pumped a FAT nut into some slut I met on tinder. I didn’t even tell her I was gonna do it either lmao. If she gets pregnant, I’ll make her get an abortion LOL. If she won’t get an abortion, I’ll just block her number and leave it up to that dumb whore to raise my bastard child herself hahahahahaha :)I’m so BASED and ALPHA, women are such subhumans, am I right?
>>77045491Based.
>>77045491absqlvtely based and agreeably would
>>77045491One time I was railing a tinder date, we started with a condom but I last a long time and condoms make me last even longer so part way through I asked her if she wanted me to take it off and she said yes. A while later she could tell I was getting close and she said "Don't cum in me" and I just replied "I'm gonna cum inside you" she said it again and repeated again, blew my load in her right then and she just moaned arched her back and said "Why are you so fucking hot."Lmao.
>>77045523You are too stupid to be allowed to have sex. It’s ironic that people like you are the ones who end up having kids, lmao
>>77045595>heh, I'm so smart I'm gonna end my genetic line
>>77045687I’m going to have children in the next couple years because it’s important to ensure the economic security and emotional maturity required to be a good father. Pump and dumping some slut because you’re horny is totally different, and ultimately you’re going to make a child suffer because you are selfish and stupid.
>>77045282>39% contained another unapproved drugI'm like DOUBLE-kekin' at this one cuz...>UGLs know y'all got terminal GC-MS skill issues, can't even in2 melting point testing.>UGLs got high enough tier molecule skills to substitute in other deranged China experimental shit>t. took GC-MS'd LGD-4033 back before it technically troon'd into VK-5211
>>77045722Greetings, Shlomo-kun
>>77045696>packs of retards having 6 kids>you have 1.5Retards are undefeated.
>>77045282SARMs are for fags anyway
I love test bros... no homo
If you aren't retardmaxxing you don't know what you're doing with your life.
>>77045817nah bro the trick is to become as educated on things that are important to you as possible and then act on instinct
funny how this is the fastest general on fit nowpeople have finally realized natty lifting is a joke
Got my second round of blood work today, first was 12.8 nmol/l, and second was 11.1 nmol/lThe referance range is around 8-30 where I live, but im pretty damn low for a 32 yearold i think. Do i have good odds for trt from my doc, or should i just diy it (i was gonna do the odd blast here and there for fun anyways eventually)
>>77045491Sarr all bharat worship
>>77045297Are you blind or just low iq? Read the wiki
Where're jannies to ban these incel zoomers talking about woman and sex non stop here? This is about STEROIDS
Im starting TRT this week with a total T of 400 and low free and bioavail. Clinic said 150 but that feels high for long term, is 100 a good start dose bros?
>>77046106TRT is gay as hell and wildly overpriced.
>>77046106>TRTYou are a stupid, old, gay man lol
>>77046110Shits cheap as hell>>77046112Im 30 and feel like fucking shit but no prob with libido and muscles
>>77046117>30>TRTHoly fucking genetic failures
>>77046117>Im 30You are a stupid, old, gay man lol
>>77046121Youre so cool mankeep it up champ
>>77046125I know bro. I fucking ROCK
>>77046106You're probably fat and have no muscle mass. You don't need trt, femnigger
If you do roids before the age of 30 you are an retard.
>>77045595>>77045696You're not necessarily wrong, but you sound so pathetic and retarded that I can't event
Check out my cycleI call it The Devil's Stallion>600mg test E/week>600mg EQ/week>60mg tbol/dayThe devil is because of three sixes and the stallion is because of eq, get it?
Is it normal for ugl to have different amounts of oil in the vials? Just got my order and there are 4 vials of T and all of them have different amounts of oil Wtf?Fucking pajeets
>>77046397lol yeah bro and I havent used gear in years. waste of time and dangerous as fuck. Do you have any clue where this shit is made? you'd honestly be better off getting a chemistry degree online from an accredited indian university and just do it yourself
>>77046397>>77046408I used to buy from one ugl on the clearnet. great stuff used it for years. the vials were never even. sometimes cloudy, sometimes crystallized. I've had batches I thought were going to kill me, i still kept pinning. not worth it. I quit in 2020 because I didnt trust any injections anymore. who would? fucking retards.
>>77046408>>77046413For some reason this poster has seen fit to post twice as if in conversation.
>>77046393it's 2026 anon...there are easier and more direct ways of coming out of the closet than making a post like this
>>77046662What are you talking about?
>>77046397The inner thickness of vials varies. The amount in each vial is probably the same.
>>77046666This REALLY does sound like a cope by the producer of this shitNice digits though!
>>77046393Hey I posted the same cycle a few threads ago, I'll be running less tbol though.Thinking of 30-40 mg, apparently it really fucks with some people's BP so I might increase it based on tolerance.Keep me posted anon, let's see what gains this cycle can achieve.
>>77046397Just check the lowest one by drawing everything into a 10 mL syringe. If they actually follow pharma standards, even that one should have slightly above 10 mL in content. I was drawing up a box of 10 ampoules yesterday to put into a vial and I ended up with like 12 mL in the syringe and a full ampoule left over.
>>77046714>I posted the same cycle a few threads agoI membaI replied to you then>I'll be running less tbol thoughMy reasoning is that 50 can't be split evenly (taking it two times a day, 10mg tabs). So I decided to just take 60mg instead
SIRS please do not be drinking, very bad for pretty. Sex bitch.
>>77046718>If they actually follow pharma standardsYeah and these ugl jeets and chinks are pretty stingy. During my last cycle I had those 10ml vials that had EXACTLY 10ml of oil in each of themGreedy fucks
>>77046666No satan, the UGLs do not manufacture the glass vials themselves, and tubular vials, which are most often used for small volumes, such as roid and peptide vials, have minimal variation in wall thickness. Molded vials, used for large volumes, like 100 mL horse roids, do have some more noticeable variation. If you're buying molded vials (convex at the bottom instead of flat, has a faint vertical line somewhere), you're buying from the stingiest, greediest UGL fuckers out there.Some UGLs will actually overfill a little, like they're supposed to if they're trying to meet pharma standards, or they'll be stingy bitches like the ones >>77046737 buys from and fill exactly or even underfill.
>>77046769Where would i procure these 100ml vials of horse roids
>>77045245Current blast just started on Sunday.>250 test c /wk>200 primo e /wk>100 tren e / wk>500iu hcg God>3iu hgh ed>50mg anavar PWOExemestane as needed. Telmasartin & tadalafil for BP.
>>77046790Actual horse roids have laughable concentrationLike, they have eq that's 50mg/mlI don't think you want to inject 20ml of oil every time
>>77046792>>77046790Yeah I live in a third world country so I can just order these online, but it's not worth the hassle wit the amount of volume you'd need to pin.Pircrel is around $82 USD.
>>77046792I'll hook up a syringe driver
>>77046794LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING UDDERS. Should i buy this and pin it into my gf?
>>77046798That's a bull anon.
>>77046800IM GONNA MILK IT
>>77046800He will never be a cow
>>77046801Anon no :(
30% of an anavar dose is excreted unchanged in your urine. You can make your girl a varbie by making her drink your piss.
>>77046964im unironically gonna do this. my wife gonna be chuggin piss for gains.
>>77046964Grok is this true? Am I going to drink my own piss for gainsmaxxing?
>>77046982Based.
>>77046110>>77046112>>77046202Yeah... This board is completely useless now, look these comments... Is there someone over 18 here?
>>77045491God I miss railing fat broads....so so much
>>77047017>i-i'm a big boy roider with my 100mg test only for $150 a month!Lol.
>>77046413>> some vials cloudy>> some crashed>> some made me feel like i was going to die>> great stuff
>>77047018I need to unload into a soggy wet hole so bad.
okay, so.... hgh vs tren? which gives better gains? let's say.... 8iu ed hgh vs 500mg/week tren. some relatively high for most dosage, but not big boy numbers
>>77047025You are poor fucking third worlder retard. 150 bucks a month is very worthwhile to not be committing felonies or have to worry about getting contaminated shit
>>77047126I likely make more money than you. The money is more insult to injury. The real point is 100mg or whatever homo test dose you're doing is near pointless. Just actually roid or chill with your 450 ng/dl.
>>77047121I like tren.
>>77047121For gains, 100% tren. HGH isn't really for gains unless you're doing hgh and insulin.
>>77045245hey frens is SARMS bad for your health? Shia got buff as shit doing them, is it worth it
>>77047179>is SARMS bad for your healthYes. As all anabolic compounds>Shia got buff as shit doing themDon't know who it is, but I doubt anyone can get "buff as shit" on just sarms. He probably forgot to say he was also injecting testosterone>is it worth itNo. It's a waste of time. You suppress yourself and your balls stop working, but you don't get even half of what actual gear can give youIf you're young, avoid anabolic substances. Being just fit is enough
>>77047205>If you're young, avoid anabolic substances. Being just fit is enough>dude just wait until you're 35 to get jackedCome on, anon. Frankly I'd say it's the opposite, being big matters less when you're older. You probably aren't going out as much, may be married with kids. And the stress of roids is harder on an older body anyway.
>>77047017/fraud/ not /trt/ generalWhy shut yourself down for less than 200mg per week300mg test e 300mg EQ is a good trt+. A nice athletic trtYou do lift and have diet in check anon?
>>77045245I genuinely hope that you all die young. It brings me joy every time I see a roidtranny ACK in their 40s kek
>>77047325I hope I die sooner than 40 bro.
>>77047327Me too, would bring me even more kekles
I'm doing dbol only and there's nothing you can do about it
>>77046801Do not comeDo not come
>>77047347Shit always raped my stomachI used beligas too
>>77047126weird, my insurance covers TRT 100%
>>77047138i also like tren>>77047145see, i always roll slin in with big boy doses. like... if you're considering 16iu+, then you should be taking slin as well. would you opt for it at 8iu+ as well?
>>77047205right? five bucks says this shia character has their own line of sarms, or some bullshit "natural testosterone booster pill"
>>77047327i always thought i'd be dead by 29. am 40 :(
>>77047644Depends on your goals with the hgh. If you're going for max gains then definitely use insulin. And you're ok with the risks insulin presents.
>>77047651>>77047205I bet he means Shia LaBeouf. Even Steven.
>>77047667>buff as shit
Is it retarded to start blasting and cruising at age 40 with already good levels, I already have kids and don’t need my nuts anymore, just wanna get big
damn did they bite the dust finally?
>>77047657i havent dipped my toe into hgh yet, but the fat burn is attractive. i have a lingering belly that i just cant seem to shake. i guess i could do t3+clen, but if i can get the same effect from something that also adds some mass, then i'd rather do that. tren sounds the best for short term, but sides get everyone. hgh the best for long term, with the added bonus of better healing, joint support for my old ass, and better sleep, but not nearly as good as a mass maker, and you gotta deal with water bloat if you decide to not spend 10x more for pharma. really i'm just being lazy with my diet... hah
>>77047688nope. bunch of 40+ tards on here. and meso is like... boomer central
>>77047858Eat less.
>>77047884This is the solution to so many people's problems yet they still refuse to do it.I don't get how someone who can't even lose weight properly thinks he has any business roiding, no wonder so many retards get fucked up.
>>77047884>>77047961yes, but have you considered.... no? i already gave myself an eating disorder once while chasing after grams on a scale. not really feelin goin back to 1000 calories a day when shortcuts exist
>>77048088I don't even like eating a lot of food I just like feeling full. Cutting makes me want to kill myself.
>>77048088>when shortcuts existNo they don't. Even things DNP, all they do is mildly increase your calories burned per day, your metabolic rate. You could just not eat the calories in the first place.The only ""fat loss"" drug worth a shit is GLP-1's. Because they significantly suppress appetite. Which just leads to the original point, eat less.
>>77045245are the websites on google legit? Is it really that easy to get test? I don't care about my balls getting smaller I just want to get bigger
>chatgpt told me my years of white monsters on an empty stomach every morning is the reason my stomach can't handle steroids other than test (gives me uncontrollable diarrhea)
>>77046106Charlie was the worst in Party Of Five. Claudia was better for him then he was for her.
>>77046106high based on what?? vibes? dont be a moron.
>>77048514No.
>>77047121500mg tren is big boy number.
>>77048839400mg is just right
>>77048867idk, i ran 300mg once and it made my blood pressure and heart rate crazy. Didn't check cholesterol as I had no means of getting a statin anyway.
>>77048915>Didn't check cholesterol as I had no means of getting a statin anyway.Implying statins are anywhere close to the only way to lower cholesterol, lmao.
>>77048514It took me about 5 minutes to find a reputable source, check reviews, double check reivews, and then place an order for test. Also don't be a retard and abstain from bloodwork and AI
More opinions on this? >>77046397
>>77049166Yes you fucking retard. You are buying illegal drugs from an UNDERGROUND LAB its not regulated by any governing body other than a bunch of juiced of criminals that may or may not be apart of a criminal federation. FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOT.What do you think? They got a chink in a lab coat doing QA on every vial getting shipped. out.NIGGER RETARD
>>77049175Good reply, thank you, we need more posters like you on this site
>>77049178These little nigger faggots want to be coddled so hard.> A-am I going to be ok, anon?
>>77049188I'm the one who asked the question though
>>77048966share with the class timmy
spiritual PERMADYEL general!
>>77048966Well im taking omega 3 four times a day and doing cardio
can I have 1000lb deadlift?
>>77047314>/fraud/ not /trt/ generalYes but TRT is the first step frequently >Why shut yourself down for less than 200mg per weekSides? Idk. Who cares >300mg test e 300mg EQ is a good trt+. A nice athletic trtIt's not trt, you could argue is a good start cycle though. >You do lift and have diet in check anon?Yes but not like you apparently
>>77049175>most respectful fraud answerer
>>77049692*Hymie
>>77049692Unlike you Indians, most white people don’t need to go on statins until middle age (if at all).
>>77047961Because it’s the hardest thing to do. We live in a time of supernaturally palatable foods in abundant quantities. And you can never quit eating cold turkey like you could with drugs. Dieting has like a 95% long term failure rate because it’s basically impossible. And you reveal yourself to be a low appetite runt for not understanding this. No wonder you need roids lol nature designed you to be a slave.
>>77050082Now THIS is that fatty cope we love to see.. There’s no way this isn’t bait.
>>77050086It’s just reality. You have no understanding of how the brain works and you are a low appetite runt who needs steroids to build muscle. You are the textbook definition of a beta male
>>77050093>is fat>tries to assert that being fat means he is superior anybody >implies that you are either scrawny or obese, can’t comprehend that people who weigh a normal amount eat a normal amount of food>can’t conceive of the idea that people don’t have to fight the urge to gorge all dayYou can’t be serious. Being fat is worse for your social status/standing than being poor.
>>77050080Yeah, except most people aren't on tren lmao
Is daily telmisartan/sildenafil a must on 1) dbol 2) test doses above 500 mg a week?
>>77045262>>did one beginner cycle of 500mg test for 3 months in 2023>>still have a soft quarter-size lump under my left nipple 3 years laterThat's your own damn fault1. Falling for the "500mg is the bare minimum to get results!" meme pushed by gear heads (Seriously, lurk /r/bodybuilding and compare it to /r/steroids, /r/bodybuilding is using far smaller doses and yet are far bigger)2. Not knowing how to use an AI/SERM>>77046106Average human male produces 50-70mg of testosterone per week.Test-Cypionate/Enanthate are 30% ester (100mg of Test-E = 70mg of testosterone)150mg is high, 100mg is a replacement dose>>77050140No but you should be popping AI like candy to combat E2 bloat
>>77050140Not really, my BP is high but even with daily dbol + 500mg test weekly it wasn't scarily high, I did it maybe 3 times a week but that is because it helps me coom a ton with the gf and sleep easier.
>>77049692Picrel, have some clanker sloppa bout plants. Now you're a little deeper down the physiology iceberg...>>77050080Listen here Saar Respected Doctor Bench-ode, do not be into the redeemings of boomer statin medicaments for the lanky-corpulent sub-continental physique; they even mog by the Bempedoic acid among many other newer pale face man molecules.>t. uses a weird mystery steroid that IMPROVES lipid profiles
>>77050322I just started using Benecol chews
>>77045245Need help. Do you guys ever get horrific back pain from Cialis? Took 10mg, haven’t taken in while. Didn’t even take for working out just wanted to jack off like crazy because it makes it take forever for me to cum. Decided to shave beard maybe 20 minutes after taking. At end suddenly crippling back pain a bit lower than scapula. Feels like horribly pulled muscle or a tear. Made me wanna keel over couldn’t breath for a second due to the pain. Hobbled over collapsed in bed. Took 30 minutes of gentle stretching to be able to fight my way to stand. Feels better after some water. Hurts really bad though. HR normal o2 normal not a collapsed lung. Can tell it’s muscle. Looked it up apparently cialis causes this
>>77050419Only side effect I’ve ever had was heart burn. I have heard kidney stones described similar to what you are saying but I have no idea.
>>77050467I don’t think it’s kidney, Ivan get relief moving a certain way and in certain positions doing certain stretches. It’s feeling better. If it’s not the Cialis idk what happened then. Was just standing in my bathroom shaving my beard off, had a 2 inch beard shaved down to a 5 so was being pretty aggressive with my clippers. I can get up and move again at least. I need to get it together. Fucking Cialis just to beat my dick retard style.
>>77050506I mean if you stood hunched over the sink in a weird way you could've put extra strain on your lower back, but I never got that. If it is an actual side effect some people experience then it makes sense.
Will DHT gel nuke my hair?I'm thinking about trying it for muscle and voice gains, but reports suggest it goes systematic fast. Will topical fin/dutasteride be enough to prevent the hairloss side effects? Does it only prevent the production of DHT rather than its effects?
Can you mix HGH, HCG and Reta in the same syringe so you don't have to inject 3 times?I will do HGH daily, HCG twice a week and Reta once or twice a week so during some days I might need to inject all three.They're all mixed in bac water and injected subq so I don't see why not but I thought I'd ask first.
>>77050322Thanks anon, this is exactly what I was looking for.>>77050419Never had it on 2.5. Generally pain behind your scapula if it's on your left side means possible heart attack imminent. Could be a collapsing lung too. Those are the two worst cases, possibly worth getting checked out. Otherwise yeah it could just be a muscle cramp caused by cialis. I would dial back your dose in the future at the very least.
>>77050570>Does it only prevent the production of DHT rather than its effects?Yup. You gotta look at other abstruse downstream targets like DKK1 and GSK3β instead.
>>77050781GLP1s don't mix well with others, they sludge up in the syringe apparently. HCG and HGH probably fine together though.
>>77048246yeeeessssss!!! bulking sucks. cutting sucks. tirz is great, but has only got me so far. really, var could probably finish it. i dunno. just being indecisive>>77048494>> shortcuts dont exist>> describes multiple shortcuts
>>77045245Tren unironically made me realize I was trans, so beware if you’re afraid of that kind of thing. I’m not joking. I’m literally on estrogen now.
>>77051059Is that why I want to be a girl?
>>77051100It’s probably not the tren, but it’s probably helping you stop repressing those feelings. Tren didn’t make me trans, but it did make me seriously think about how I’ve been repressing that weird desire to be a woman my entire life. And then I realized I already was one.
>>77048839dude here runs 1.5g. another 1g. we can pump that 500 up!
>>77051059Lmao Tren claims another victim
How long should I wait before hoping on? I just want to get big
>>77050140no, but 5mg ed tadalafil is good for heart health
>>77050322quick warning to anyone looking at sloppa. naringin is the stuff in grapefruit that is the reason just about every damn thing out there says not to eat grapefruit while taking
>>77051254the best time to start roids is yesterday. the second best time is today>>77051250wait wait wait.... i thought it made us want to FUCK trannies, not be one! shit!
>>77051268It's not like you should be banging them either m8
>>77051268I just barely decided to start working out and have no progress I don't think I should hop on rn. If I wait wont they make more of an impact
>>77051059jerry?
>>77051286Iron out everything else first before gear, get it all perfect; diet, workout form, workout splits and rest days, mainly diet and form because splits I set up rest days on injection days (every 3 days) so I don't have to work those site muscles.
>>77050570>Muscle gainsAnon DHT is basically rendered inactive in muscle cells. There's an enzyme that rapidly metabolizes it forget the name.
When do I get a deeper voice on Anavar I hate sounding like a woman!!!
>>77050890Pain is in right side. It’s still there. I’m 99% sure it’s muscle with a 1% doubt from basic health anxiety>dial back doseI’ve taken up to 12 mg with only slight headache and sinus pressure, this has me concerned. I like to take it for sex (wild I know), it makes my dick go past its maximum size and I last as long as I want with it, almost no refresh period can fuck back to back. It vastly changes how women behave with me no pissy little tests because I’m fucking them that well. Like did this made the girl cum a dozen times and after the nap she went crazy terrified I was gonna leave her LOL. Sub 10% doesn’t do much for me maybe some slightly better pumps gym wise but nothing for my big ahh dih. It’s become a staple for the first handfuls of times with new women and a back pocket tool if there’s any relationship issues so I can remind her what got her hookedMy fear is not being able to do that anymore. I can’t even imagine how horrible it would be if I was about to fuck and then got this back pain and needed the bitch to like baby me and help me get into bed like I was an old man before she had to leave and probably go fuck someone else that night. Even worse is I would probably be too pent up to bow to the pain, fuck for the next 5 hours anyways, and then end up in more pain with an actual injury lmao
>>77051584Holy fuck bro shut up you have deep insecurities we get it.
>>77051592Uh oh ! Someone needs to up their AI ! lol throwin a bitch fit about a dude having some back pain from Cialis. This fags probably on ostarine and thinks he’s gonna be the next mr o
>>77050890Drivel, intra scapular pain is suggestive of aortic dissection not heart attack but it is way, way more likely he's just pulled a muscle
Am I lean enough to start?This pic is no pump, no flex, and the lighting definitely doesn’t do my abs any favors, Wanna start test C in 6 weeks time for a first 18-20 week cycle.
>>77051657> has a literal bed side cuck cage
I've been out of the loop for a while, but why the fuck is Primobolan suddenly either sold out everywhere or suepr expensive?
>>77051938You’ve really been under a rock. There was a big crackdown on raws production in China. Primo and mast are hard to come by, primo200 can be had for 150-200$ a vial
>>77051938>big crackdown on raws production in Chinaomg, why do they suddenly care about this stuff?
>>77052035Because the big Pharma companies who have the patents on semaglutide, tirzapeptide and retatrutide are mad because the Chinese are selling those glp-1’s into grey and black market sources for literal cents per mg, and those Pharma companies want to keep charging people $1000’s a month for the same products that the Chinese are selling for $10… so they’re using the U.S. government apparatus at the taxpayers expense to stop the Chinese hurting their profits They can go get fucked as far as I care
>>77051657You are leaner than 90% of this thread, go on
>was about to start a cycle, everything is ready>strained a muscle literally a day before and can't workout properly
>>77052223It do be like that, I’m planning to start mid March, 6 weeks time, currently my knees hurt and I’ve got golfers elbow. Don’t know if I should spend 6 weeks blasting bpc and tb500 instead and nursing my injuries, there will seemingly never be the perfect time
>>77051529Smoking is unironically the only true way to deepen the voice. Fucking Ronnie Coleman had a relatively high voice bro roids are not the answer.
>>77052223>>77052227Just. Take. Some. Hgh. For. Fucks. Sake
>>77052505On 3iu ready to start my cycle in 6 weeks, wanted to get on that first
>>77051584Fucking kek. Nevermind, I shouldn't have ever suggested you lower the dose. Now that it's the next day, you feeling better? When I had something similar once it was on the left side and onset was random. I wasn't taking anything either. That's what they checked for at the hospital. In the end they decided I was probably just being a pussy and gave me muscle relaxants and a $1000 bill. So maybe that's what you need idk.>>77051629Idk I'm not a doctor man they gave me an ecg first thing. From what I looked up at the time, that area is sometimes heart related. Anon's pain is on the other side though.
>>77052523Start tren NOW. Do not delay.
>>77052302Negro, my voice got deeper by blasting test. skill issues
>>77052709This. Just pin in the sternomastoid for the local gains.
>>77045245Serious question, why do you guys take steroids?
>>77052810Because needles turn me on. I get a fucking nasty 6G pipe and jam it through scar tissue into a muscle or bone or nerve or whatever. Aspirate HARD making sure i suck up some blood vessels and shit then I just twirl that shit around and grind deeper. I blast 5mls of shit in in a one second push and hope I get a nasty cough and metal taste so i know i hit an artery somewhere. Usually i then just start jerking off with the needle still in. If it pops out i let blood drip all over the seat and floor like i do my cum and let my parents find it. I keep all my needles too under my bed and jerk off onto them.
>>77052810I couldn't hit any PRs at the gym for years so I measured my test and I had 200ng/dl total test in my mid 20s.Hopped on TRT first and once I got a taste for it I wanted more and more and more.Just for the sake of progress and lifting heavier basically.I don't see the point of lifting if you make no progress.
>>77052709No it didn’t. You are delusional or underage
>>77052810I used drugs to improve my mental health, so why not my physical?
>>77052996>roiding for good health Come on bro lol we are degenerate fraudsters abusing hormones for superhuman masculinity at the cost of years of life. It is what it is
>>77053025Not really, you need to gameify life.'Use tren' - 5 years'Pound virgin straight boy ass' + 2 years old per eventNot hard to work out
>>77053025>he still doesn't know about the deranged China bug steroids>(((2026)))
Does dbol really have calming properties through interaction with the GABA receptors or is that a meme?When you're taking dbol are you then supposed to pop it in the evening before bed?
>>77052810to intimidate and arouse my neighbor's daughter
>>77045491nigger behavior, we should have picked our own cotton
>>77045722>UGLs know y'all got terminal GC-MS skill issues, can't even in2 melting point testing.What? You can't do it at home.
>>77053136this you?
>>77053253No we should have defeated the cucks in the north who were willing to die for literal african slaves.
>>77053164It seemed to calm me down, started doing half in morning half at night then started using it as preworkout an hour before the gym for pumps.
EU bros where do you buy bac water?
>>77053253nah it's pretty based, literally entirely her fault and preventable by her. don't rob them of the chance to evolve into a creature that takes accountability. I know it's gotta happen sometime or another, evolution and shit. I agree with the latter half of your statement though.>>77053305this is why rfk jr needs to legalize steroids and make faggots blast a cycle at least once before they can vote democrat
Can you do little enough gear to get a meaningful enhancement but not be obviously roided? Is it even worth it or can you impress normies natty?When I see guys who are 6+ inches taller than me it feels like I will never be worth anything if I'm not at least huge
>>77053551At the European bac store
>>77053588Yeah, no test. Just cruise 0.5g tren for a year to get some mass but avoiding that 'roidy' look test gives.
>>77053588>When I see guys who are 6+ inches taller than meropemaxx and pray for tall genes in the next life
>>77052043this is wrong, it was due china cracking down on fent production
>>77046121I was diagnosed low t at 24 but they said I was too young for treatment so that's how I ended up on roids
>>77051657>people lift years for this pathetic natty lookon the first day ever on entering a gym, you should go up to the biggest roidbomber and ask him to hook you up. lifting without roids is so fucking pointless
>>77053758this. 77ng/dl. a pound of raws was a fraction of the price of a single year of trt. i'm a token white suburban house dad who lives at costco. never gonna pass up a bulk deal. stupid fentanyl fucked that up. lookin at getting into chemistry now and making my own shit. i must have jew heritage. i'm that opposed to spending $1,000 a year for baby trt doses
>>77054151ill pound you raw twink boy
>>77052810Journey Started with TRT, I had naturally disorder-level low Test. One month on TRT and my life just got better. Before TRT I grinded the gym endlessly with minimal gains, I introduced TRT and gym progression was like I always pictured it in my mind. Seeing real results from the gym was actually addicting, I wanted more... so I threw in gear and higher doses of test and I'm living on top of the world, no negative side effects except for sudden aggression surges but I've yet to act out on any of them and just recognize them as a result from blasting test.You naturally high test fuckers have no idea how good you have it, you have a literal cheat code in life.
A few questions if you will fellow gentlemen of /fraud/. After having lost 23kg and cooking my metabolism in the process, I am presently embarking on a new business venture into Retatrutide in order to help accelerate shedding the remaining 10kg in order to reach 15% to that life can finally begin. I have done a single 1mg dose so far with minimal side effects (the feeling of never being hungry is real). My plan was to titrate up to 4mg by doubling the dosage every 2 weeks from 1mg > 2mg > 4mg and then cruising from there until the goal is reached. Do you think this is a good protocol or could I be more aggressive in my timeline?I am also curious to how I should proceed diet wise. I used to eat 1500 calories before I stalled so after a few months I then increased it to 2500 in an attempt to reverse diet my way out of the stall but that didn't really change my weight at all so I decided to try Reta as well. My caloric expenditure is ~3000 per day for reference, I meticulously track everything and even did a DEXA to verify my BMR. Should I proceed as normal on this 2500 calorie diet or is it the case of simply using Reta to eat as little as possible? I still want to gym and so on without dying.
>>77054708Are you butter dissolving your ret or just suspending in bac water?
>>77054743Bac water.
>>77054758Just affects the dose as you'll be getting about 30% inert product with water so need to factor that in.
>>77054708Can’t help you with the kcals as I do many know enough about you… depends on height, age, thyroid, activity level, macros, training style, body fat %, lean mass etc… too many variablesHowever, on the Reta, don’t just increase the dose on an arbitrary timeline, up the dose when the dose you’re currently on isn’t working for you anymore. If 1mg is working for you, don’t change it. Yet.Also consider splitting the dose for better stability, 0.5mg Monday and 0.5mg Thursday is better than 1mg once a week
>>77054761I've used the peptide calculator to calculate the dosage based on BAC water. Idk what "butter dissolving" refers to.>>77054763I heard splitting the dose was a meme and actually doesn't matter but I might try it anyway.Looking at "the science" 4mg appears to be the most efficacious dose in terms of weight loss, beyond that you don't get as much weight loss but significantly more sides. The timeline of the protocol simply titrates up to 4mg gradually over a month to minimize side effects. Is there any reason why I should just stick with 1mg with slower fat loss? In regards to calories, I guess I'm just wondering what people actually do eating wise whilst on Reta. I understand its a triple agonist that enables a wide variety of fat burning effects beyond simply feeling full all the time to discourage NPC eating behavior. Just wondering if I should actually just eat my normal diet (which should still be in a caloric deficit anyway) or auchwtizmaxx. For reference I go gym 2 hours x 4 per week, 10k steps a day, 30 mins zone 2 stairmaster x 4 per week so pretty active and have a lot of lean mass.
>>77053302Add a yarmulke
>>77052505Technically speaking, steroids promote muscle recovery so I can theoretically just start pinning and, like, not working out while the muscle heals (supposedly faster)But I ain't doing that
>>77054828>Idk what "butter dissolving" refers to.It's a troll
>>77052810Body dysmorphiaAnd I'm, like, not joking
>>77054743Why are you doing this?
Is it feasible to just do 1 beginner cycle solely for the purpose of lowering bf% without having to do a full-on cut?
>>77054743jesus christ not this retard again.
>>77053715 Yep
>>77052219I'd say 98%>>77055554Just use tirz or reta like everyone
>>77055554Why would you want to put your endocrine system through the ringer of shutdown and PCT just to lose body fat?Just cut, use tirzepatide if you have no willpower
>>77054593I definitely resonate with this. No matter how hard I tried in highschool and university, most of my friends made much quicker progress than me. Then I got my test levels checked after university and they were low. Started enclo and haven't looked back. Constant gym progress, and I'm not even blasting, just on the upper end of natural. The idea that it's possible in the future to go even further by doing actual cycles is alluring.>>77055554Like others are saying, tirzepatide. I found 1mg microdose doesn't do much, 2.25mg is way more noticeable but on larger meals I can get acid reflux. I'd suggest you start on a low dose and work your way up to a dose that works for you. Nobody does just 1 cycle of steroids lol
>>77055996I had 18 years between my first and second test cycle, know it's not just one but with the time period it may as well be. Only decided to do a second as I had time away from work and was basically bored.
Just injected 1 ml of test and after injection I briefly tasted plastic in my mouth, has anyone experienced this? Should I be worried?
>>77056172>TFW no fit Asian girl to blow her back out until she needs a chiropractor
>>77056172That means you injected an artery, sorry you have 2 hours until you die of intracranial roids
After I mix Reta with BAC water does it go bad after a month in the fridge?I got 30mg vials and if I start 2mg a week it would mean I have to throw some of it out...
>>77056275? Just don't reconstitute all of the vials until you need them tardo
>>77056275Oh I misread. Should have bought smaller vials.
>>77056284What about the BAC water itself. Some say once you puncture it once the remaining water is only good for 30 days after that.Some say to keep the remaining in the fridge, some say room temp.
>>77056275> water suspending ret
>>77056294Butterboy take your insanity elsewhere
>>77056275You’re fine. They’ll be good until the vial runs out, worst case is they might lose a little potency. I’m still running some mt2 I reconstituted a year ago and it works fine
>>77056300can I substitute lard if I have no butter?
>>77056357Lard gives great total solution and good tissue uptake, problem is it's not as stable for long term storage. If you have a dairy allergy it's an obvious choice but I wouldn't reconsitute more than 2 weeks of ret at a time with it. Still WAY better than doing a water soak.
>>77045245Is anything safe if I'm on bp meds for genetic hypertension or am I forced to be a lifetime natty?
>>77056580I am on bp meds also and just don't care. If you have something to live for then maybe think twice? I expect to have a stroke within 10 years.
My first brew was a successBout to start babbys first cycle 500mg test/ 5IU growth.A few questions, would appreciate any inputWould you start a cycle on a deload?Does RU58841 work? (my hairline genetics not good)Any point taking a first dose bolus to reach steady state faster?
>>77056924Yes, yes, no.Injecting a lot at once will also spike your estrogen.
>>77056977Thanks for the answers. I've heard about injecting a lot spiking estrogen, so I'll avoid the first dose bolus.A couple more questions.Will doing hill sprints fuck my heart, even if I take a beta blocker?Will microneedling my scalp on cycle A) help from the increased growth factors etc. or B) make hair worse by bringing in more DHT somehow?Do you guys take anything to keep SHBG HIGH?
>>77057003Oh and one final corny but legit question.Whats something you wish you did before your first cycle?e.g. took before photos, measured nutsack, challenged someone to a fight in 1 months time etc.?
>>77057035Photos for sure to track growth.
>>77057035Dumped my ugly fat gf
>>77056172You're probably dead already so my condolences to your familyDon't do drugs kids
This was considered a superhuman physique in the early 2000sBut of course unrealistic beauty standards exist only for women nowadays
>>77045245I'm on TRT, itr was from a private clinic, but now i'm in a new area and tryiong to go through the public system because moneymy new doctor wants me off TestE, off arimadex, and off HCG. He wants me on testogel, 1%, two pumps twice a day. thoughts? (public is 5% the cost of private clinics for TRT, been on TRT for 5 years)
>>77057390lel
>>77057390I’ve read way worse Redd*t posts. These NPCs think doctors are literal 9000 IQ unquestionable demigods. Guys getting female doctors who take them off TRT and refer them to psychiatrists instead lol
Scanned meso today. Click on any chink thread, some boomer is getting scammed on telegram.>PSAPlease take Telegram away from your frauding father.
>>77057390change your doctor.
>>77058742If you want to order retareutide directly from chinks pretty sure they don’t have websites and you have to use that shit. I have been tempted but it’s too sketchy for me
>>77056289bac water has alcohol in it to slow/prevent things from growing. if you don't see shit floating in it, you're fine>>77056353this. it just loses potency, and it loses it very slowly. plus you'll be increasing your dosage over time, so you'll end up going through 30mg sooner than the 15 weeks you're probably thinking it will take
>>77056580>>77056717i take bp meds because i blast... you're fine. might just increase your bp dose
>>77056924oh nigga what? where'd you get raws?
>>77057003excess test can convert to dht, so, B. why do you want shbg high? people take shit to drop it, to increase free test>>77057035photos, dexa scan, weight, and measurements (chest/biceps/quads/waist). measurements will be a better indicator of lean mass improvements. you'll probably see weight loss after the water retention levels out, and you'll be confused thinking you're losing muscle or something>>77057390>>77058744so much this. that doctor is a fucking idiot
>>77058781Don't ask for sources newfag
>>77058749>chimes in on how to order from chinks>has never ordered from chinksThanks?
>>77058776The bac thing always annoyed me. Unless you are mainlining hgh or glp-1, or doing some mot-c thing, you won't get through a 30ml BACI've made peace with chucking the half full bottle. $9 in the trash
>>77045343>>77045281It's a home rolled, whole leaf tobacco dart after leg day and some RE4 remake for me that makes life preddy good
>>77045491>>77045523Based, but you're supposed to do this on vacation. I may or may not have kids in Czech Republic, idk
>>77054151>a pound of raws was a fraction of the price of a single year of trtDid fent fuck that up too? God dammit, if I were to start blasting I would've gone down this route. I even have a HEPA filter from my shroom growing days
>>77058742>>77058749just use the well-known vendors and follow their sometimes frankly ridiculous requirements, wati just 2 weeks nad recieve your package
>>77056924>first cycle>brewing your own gear>5iu gh on topi see great things in your future
>>77058793>>77058744>>77057946>>77057803If it doesn't go well i'll go to a private clinic but it's $2000 a year compared to under $200 on the public systemThere is nothing stopping me getting the testogel from the doctor, and then using testE and HCG i get from islamic extremist bodybuilders over the internet. btw, he said that 12ml testicleless are normal, they are bigger on HCG than they were before starting trt.
>>77058886haha! yeah, you're not wrong>>77058906yeah :( kg test c raws was under $400usd delivered. now over $1k, but good luck finding any
>>77059087dang. i thought the clinic i use to have a scrip was expensive, and they're just under $1k/year
>>77059067Massive infections forsure
>>77059226you see my issue, i am currently a full time student, $2000 is a lot of money to come up with lump sum. so i will try the public option, and might even just go to a clinic and continue to get the public stuff as well. Testogel is good for traveling at least.I have to have proper medical stuff because in a few years i'll be moving internationally
>>77056172ok but seriously you might have to go to the ER
Ok but why is it not possible to make raws in the US why don't we have some insane cool home brew scene
>>77045245I got a thing of sermorelin, it says to throw it away after 28 days, but I've gone through that and almost the whole bottle is left...? Why would they give me so much
>>77058900Thanks for reminding me I have to hit my pen after arm day, I am so fucking excited to jerk off later I can't wait.
>>77059296ahh yeah makes sense then. get what you can! god speed
>>77059602most raws are made all scientificamagically, but you can literally grow testosterone at home. just won't be as pure, but still 90%'ish
>>77058793>why do you want shbg highOh I thought it binds DHT and E2 as well and im taking test so my hairline should be safer with higher shbg?>>77058781>where'd you get rawsChinaland. Literally don't bother at the moment though. People are even getting fake TNE. Wait a few months, things are very slowly improving>>77059067I live life in the fast lane
Does any other anon preemptively write a notepad file called IN CASE I DIE, explaining to everyone if i die from a heart attack from roids to hide my stuff and say I was natural and to lie about what caused my death?
>>77059842No, but good idea
>>77059842My note says to put tren in the water supply at the funeral
>>77059668Bacteriostatic water in theory only guarantees 28 days bacteria-free but desu some people say you can go up to 60 if you're not jabbing the vial with dirty needles and swabbing everything
>>77059842Just get on a statin you retard.
>>77056275Reconstituted reta is safe in the fridge for like 3-4 months but it heavily loses potency after two months.
>>77060064Depends what it's reconstituted with
>>77060040>Bacteriostatic water in theory only guarantees 28 days bacteria-freeThere's a very retarded magical loophole everyone is aware about, but you aren't supposed to question itBac water is only good for 28 days after being puncturedBac water solutions are good up to 40 or even 60 daysWhy?You literally won't find the answer to thatAdding hcg or tirzepatide to bac water makes it last longer for some reasonIt's in the guidelines
>>77059792oh, you might just want to take fina or duta then, right? or start minoxidil. and i getcha. i was thinking someone was selling raws already, and was surprised. also not expecting it until later this year. fingers crossed! down to my last 70g tren :/
>>77060107buttertard go away
>>77059792It does bind those, but E2 will usually occupy a smaller fraction of SHBG simply because it is present in much smaller quantities, and DHT is mostly produced locally in specific tissues so there's little point in increasing SHBG to bind whatever gets into circulation, since that would also reduce DHT clearance.
>>77058995What kind of requirements
>>77060847>format your message exactly like this or we won't respond>only use this specific crypto on this specific network (in fact tracy updated "hers" accepted cryptos)>the convoluted delivery costs on some vendorsit just requires more reading and quadruple checking when ordering through telegram unlike ordering through websitesor maybe it's just the chinks that are like this>>77058995to be honest I should've said ridiculously specific requirements
Can anyone explain to me what Derek is on about when he says you shouldn't stack test with dbol because they're both the same kind of a steroid?I thought test + dbol is like the bread and butter of cycles (as long as you use AI/nolva and are not an idiot)
>>77060880Very true. It's very annoying
>>77060953Test Dbol is legacy gear cycle, yeah it still works but I believe theres better stuff for your liver nowadays
>>77060953Derek is a retarded faggot who even on gear achieved nothing other than bloat
I lost my backup Test vial and won't get my reup until 2 days post injection. Should I double up my Tren to make up for it or just wait the 2 days before injecting both normal amounts.
>>77061237>He doesn't have like 10 random vials of test laying aroundRookie mistake anon I always get a couple more vials than necessary then forget about them. It's too cheap to not stock up
>>77061237test c/e/u esthers half lives are all a week+. you'll hit a new test low, but just take your normal dose when you get it when it arrives, and you'll be right back to your normal level. dont skip your tren. do double your tren. always. every pin, double it. more tren more tren more tren more tren more tren more tren more tren more tren more tren
>>77061262That's why I had backup vial, but I got 10 coming on Saturday, OH WELL. Maybe just waiting 2 days to inject wont throw off my T that much.
>>77060953probably because they both aromatize
>>77061266>test c/e esthers half lives are all a week+What? No.
Can't get my dick hard. Even viagra isn't helping much right now. It's not from prolactin and not from high estrogen. If anything my estrogen is very low, which is usually not a problem for me with boners. Wondering if maybe it's a prostate thing? Help pls.
>>77061363Without knowing any other details,most likely some combo of lack of sleep, stress, you're a headcase. >>77058995If you can't make a steroid order then maybe stick to getting raped in clinics. I've bought from 4 different chinks. 2 still here, 2 gone. It was the exact same process every single time. >do under 30 minutes of due diligence to confirm contact info>hi can I get a price sheet>female named agent sends me pdf>write out order in same format that EVERY SINGLE source demands for a non website purchase>they tell me shipping and give me btc address>I pay>3 weeks later product arrives (unless tranny is getting curb stomped by cccp)
>>77061354Yes they are, nigger. Aproximately 7 days for E or 8 days for C.
>>77061354dawg your retardation is proved with a simple google search.>>77061459correct
>>77061455lay off the tren, you have roid rage my guy
How long is it generally accepted you could run 200mg tren for? I originally intended 8 weeks but that's come up fast and I'd love another month. Will stop if doing so is heavily advised though.
>>77061483If blood pressure, heart rate, sleep, etc are fine then go for it.
>>77061483Tren shines at the 14wk cycle length, halfway through your body gets used to it and the second half is just pure gains no sleep loss no sweating no rage no psychosis. In my experience.
>>77061518This and either your gf has accepted her role as flesh table cum bucket or you've killed her
>>77061604She is on vacation a few states over so I am cranking it like 4 times a day.
Steroid plotter seems to set 3 times per week frequency to MWF, and the levels look all whack.This is fucking bullshit, I was trying to check if an autistic Tuesday 10 PM - Friday 6 AM - Sunday 2 PM schedule resulted in much of a difference for peak and trough levels compared to every 3.5 days but this shitty MWF shows a low trough on sundays, I'll have to fucking graph it myself.
>>77061483>>77061513this. dudes run this shit nonstop and at far higher doses. if you're feeling good, send it
Alright need some honest opinions. For my goal physique I need to put on 21lbs of lean mass and then will cut down to 12-14% bodyfat. I'm on 200mg of TRT, could this be done with one big blast or will this realistically take years?
>>77060197people know how it works, essentially its about controlling bacterial growth by concentration of other compounds
>>7706216221lbs of actual retained muscle after cutting will very like take 2-3 blasts. Depending on your dedication, consistency and discipline. Not the least of which is your ability to stick to a high protein cutting diet while lifting heavy to minimize muscle loss while cutting. Also depends on the length of your blasts.I'll also note that most awesome cuts you see are done on a blast. Guys will do well over a gram of gear while cutting. Pros use multiple grams of gear.
Why do roiders think its so hard to use gear lol. They act like you gotta study this shit for years before even thinking about hopping on. Brother, it doesn't take that long for someone to figure out how to inject roids, get bloodwork, and watch for sides and have ancillaries on hand. Its not that difficult lol. Gate keeping their little hobby so hard lmfao.
Anyone know a good source for: t3+t4, pregnanalone, Progesterone, DHEA ?
>>77061102Who's this Derek>>77061262>>He doesn't have like 10 random vials of test laying around>Rookie mistake anon I always get a couple more vials than necessary then forget about them. It's too cheap to not stock upLmao very true, I always have a mini Pharma with me
>>77061455How do I know that they are able to pass the product successfully on my customs?
>>77061604>girlfriend
>>77062194this 10000%. shit aint magic>>77062200we gatekeep the morons who come in with shit like i'm 1200 pounds and 99% bf so i'm gonna hop on enclomiphene and recomp on a low 15000 calorie a day diet. it's always blindingly obvious when someone heard a word once and they repeat it like a parrot who got a treat for saying it>>77062902you'll get a letter from customs, then you send the ugl a picture of the letter, and the decent places will reship for free once
>>77045245Doing 4 weeks 30 Anavar only. Apparently minimum shutdown but might do a little pct. I don't mind needles but I cba with HCG + wondering wtf is going on with my E levels. By the time you get a bloodtest its already out of date. Plus theres only so many PCT's with Tamox before it gives me brain disease.
>>77063356>Doing 4 weeks 30 Anavar only.why are you being a silly?
>>77060953>they're both the same kind of a steroid?Dbol is a test derivative Saying add a 19-nor or dht derivative instead
>come home after gym with a pump>mom says I look like someone blew air into me>dad says "my god your arms look like hulk hogan"They are going to realize I am frauding bros Im scared (im 29 years old)
>>77063738I'm surprised my family hasn't figured it out yet, considering how I went from "kind of work strong" where you could tell I had muscles but not as defined or noticeable at my bodyfat%, NOW I am just bulging everywhere all they say is if I started getting back into the gym I tell them yea got serious a few months ago.
