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You need to get naked and take cold showers prior to working out using the gym shower. This needs to happen for 40 minutes. Even if you scream or make noises from being cold you need to do this to make your muscles cold. When your muscles are cold, they become adapted to the energy of the low temperature which allows the muscles to expand when they are at a higher temperature, ie lifting weights workouts. Thank me later.
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>>77048323
>shower with shorts on
lmao what a middle school faggot
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>>77048329
I have sex with socks on
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>>77048347
I shower with socks on
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>>77048329
>>77048347
>>77048353
I have sex with the shower on
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I have sex in the shower while wearing swim shorts on my head and socks on my hands
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>>77048358
>go out with a girl and bring her home
>get her in the bed, start eating her out
>struggling to get in the mood
>she's moaning and wet, but I still can't hard
>waitaminute.png
>jump up and run to the bathroom
>turn my shower on full blast (extra hot)
>dick becomes diamonds
>go back to the bed and fuck her stupid
>we cum, her squeelin from the feelin

Always have sex with the shower on
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>>77048323
>get the body cold before strenuous activity
sounds like a good way to tear something
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>>77048347
>>77048353
>>77048358
I put a sock on the shower head to warn roommates that I'm using the shower for sex at the moment
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>>77048408
gotta warm up to cool down
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>>77048358
Duh, the running water helps you pee in the girl
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>>77048455
What would peeing in a girl feel like?
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>>77048358
Because she cant get wet?
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>>77048477
Like peeing in a guy but less gay
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>>77048323
>When your muscles are cold, they become adapted to the energy of the low temperature which allows the muscles to expand when they are at a higher temperature, ie lifting weights workouts.
thank you doctor bro
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>>77048323
Respected Sir, your cold shower method is complete waste and harmful only, creating mental tension and dangerous pranic shock.
In our tradition, proper cleansing is with pure Ganges water only, which contains divine minerals and beneficial bacteries that prepare the tissue without shock.
Your gym shower water is lifeless and causes tendon dryness only. For true expansion, one must apply Ganges water with a copper lota, not this foreign cold torture.
Please use this correct method and thank me later.
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You guys are actually having sex?
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>>77048869
I'd be more amazed that some of us know what a shower is
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>>77048323
Autism. Seek help.
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>>77048358
based
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>>77048877
yea i haven't showered in about two months
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>>77048323
>You need to get naked and take cold showers
fag
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This looks so fucking stupid
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>>77050377
not if you're a girl
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>>77050378
>this nigga doesn't even bucket max
Ngmi
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>>77050993
>t. bucketpilled mildewmaxxer
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>>77050993
It's not even a real bucket. He would have to fill that thing every 2 seconds.
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>>77050378
I wish your mom's opening smelled of cedar
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>>77053874
>doubting the capacity of a magic bucket
Ngmi



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