You can’t make me hate this man.
>>77051556But you can make me hate him.
What is even his point? Look at those crow's feet. He got fat injection to hide his nasolabial folds. You can see the telltale mouth wrinkles. He's spending ten thousands of dollars a week to look like a 45 year old who exercises 3x a week and drinks water. He also looks 3x worse in photos without obvious makeup and studio lighting.
>>77051637So what? He’s spending his millions on experimenting, on himself nonetheless, and then releasing all data for free. How can you hate him?
>>77051646>How can you hate him?From being overexposed to him, especially by shills and dickriders.Fanbase can sour people even to the best of things. So this is independent of his bullshit, though it is exacerbated by it.
>>77051637Most of what he does isn't about aesthetics.
I like his advice on sleep and it's unironically helped me fall asleep easier
i ice my balls in the sauna because of him, thats about it
Psyop to make people think billionaires in the tech and finance are goofy cranks that are ultimately harmless
>>77051699>his advice on sleepLike having dinner at noon?
>>77051646>personal and anecdotal datawowie>>77051669>Most of what he does isn't about aesthetics.That's just his cope after he failed to get anywhere with it. Most of his results are common sense>maximize protein for muscle growth and body maintenance>fiber for pooping>don't eat garbage>drink water>exercise>sleep consistentlywooooooooow
>>77051710Yeah they're no longer Howard Hughes -like eccentric recluses. They are influencing so much policy, and this some of the mildest of the schizo shit they're up to.
>>77051710bryan isnt even a billionaire thoughever, hes a minnow compared to the tech molochlites
>got veneers because his real teeth weren't white enoughWhat the fuck is the point, honestly?
>>77051646I'm just curious. Do you actually read his material and look deeply into it? Or do you just regurgitate the headlines that you hear?
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>>77051556You can only be in this thread if you look 17.
>>77051736400 million? The lad's closer to me than a billionaire!
>>77051556from last bryan johnson thred
>>77051556I agree, Bryan is pretty cool. Genuinely admire his passion and desire to do good.
>>77051556>*kicks in your door and demands you stop prioritizing health and longevity*What do?
>>77051646>releasing all data for freeHe doesn't do this though. He's released a couple excel files with manually inputted data, he's never for example released any of his blood tests in their raw form straight from the doctor.
>>77051556man? anon that's a boy
>>77051556Why would you possibly hate a 13 year old kid?
>>77051646>How can you hate him?I don't worship useless multi billionaires
>>77052264How has Bryan hurt your feelings?
>>77052095kek
>>77051973He looks like he's holding a shit the size of a baguette
>>77051556ngl this nigger is growing in me
>>77051556You can't make me hate this kid
>>77051669that's a lie. most of his routine is basic vanity stuff. he also completely restructured his face with surgery. dude is more vain than the average /fit/bro
>>77052727cant believe they tried to pass this 17 year old off as 36 for views
>>77051724Yes, that's the point. He has always said that the most important thing is sleep, followed by diet and exercise. And he talks literally constantly about how the basics are the most important part, he's just testing all of the other shit to both get that last 1% and to also see what could be worth the effort for everyone else.
>>77052980Why does he sell supplements then? Why has he never released raw data?
>>77053022Hes a grifter
>>77053022>Why does he sell supplements then?Because he says they're better than the competition. He publishes the exact quantity of everything in them, so you can buy your own stuff too.>Why has he never released raw data?Isn't that kind of his whole thing? He has a website where he publishes all of his results.
>>77052830The dead giveaway is his skipping at the end. No one over 35 is that light on their feet.
>>77052727he seriously needs to share his supplement stack
>>77053086>Because he says they're better than the competitionBut they aren't. He uses substandard extracts when putting together his supplements and doesn't label the date of harvest for his olive oil, which he says is the entire premise on which you should judge whether or not it has any antioxidant value. He also charges twelve dollars for a four serving jar of nut butter. I get that you like him, but your affinity for him has blinded you to his grift.
>>77053086>Isn't that kind of his whole thing? He has a website where he publishes all of his results.He's never released raw data. He just posts it like this. Anyone could write what they want on their blog, it doesn't prove anything.>picrelated
>>77052830>>77053113Never skip genetics days
>>77053086Here's an image of a supplement that he sells.There are many problems with this.Firstly, NAC should be taken away from meals because the amino acids compete for absorption. However, the label says to take it with meals. So, in the first place, you won't be absorbing the NAC.Secondly, the curcumin extract does not contain a necessary cofactor: black pepper. Black pepper is universally needed when taking a cumin supplement, Because it inhibits the enzyme that breaks it down, resulting in its absorption. Otherwise, it's excreted immediately.Thirdly, the most potent and powerful standardized curcumin extract is called BCM95. And this is not that.This supplement is $27 and what you're essentially getting is a pill where the only thing you're going to be absorbing is a little bit of ginger.
>>77051556>do all this crazy shit to slow down aging>get mogged by a random brazilian with crazy genetics Unc is chopped fr
>>77052821His anti hairloss treatment does not seem to work.
>>77053154his hair is actually fine, but he has that swept back hairstyle that makes any norwood look worse because he unironically wants to larp as bateman
>vegan diet>looks like a reanimated corpseevery time
>>77053116I literally just googled "Bryan Johnson biomarkers"https://x.com/i/status/1912215143846723703>>77053131All fair points, but they look like incompetence rather than malice. I like him because he seems like he's genuinely trying his best, not because he's actually an expert in anything. I'm better than him and both running and lifting, and think I know more than him in both regards too.His faults are that he reads studies and doesn't apply common sense meta knowledge on top of them, like how he read some study saying "Eat X calories" and another one saying "Do X amount of exercise" and didn't realise that exercising more means you need to eat more.
>>77051556I don't h8 him, don't love him. I feel sorry for him being so thin and walled and takin so few pills, eatin so little food. I eat more food and pills and I'm bigger and much less walled, shrimple as.
>>77051556It's funny how so many people try to bring him down, and most of them are just selling overpriced health-slop.
>>77051710haven't you seen the leaked epstein emails? a lot of them are straight up dorks
>>77053022>Why does he sell supplements then?For the same reason Greg Doucette sells turkesterone. The supplement business is basically free money if you have an audience that'll buy the bullshit. Outrageous claims about unstudied substances that might as well be Chinese sawdust. Every influencer eventually becomes a supplement grifter
>>77053903Lots of other overpriced healthslop out there also does something, it's easy enough to get ripped off or poisoned but your average Burger would probably be healthier gobbling a dozen random supplements every day from their local VitaminShoppe than not.>>77053925The research seems to be stacking up that turk is trash but ecdy is a legit anti-aging droog that even in2 treat dementia n shit.
>>77053913Bryan Johnson is in some of them too
>>77053260>his hair is actually fineThat is true but he is trying several treatments, like some laser/infrared cap, to regrow and improve his hair. That obviously does not have a noteworthy effect.
>>77053125>>77052727>>77051799
>>77053872>All fair points, but they look like incompetence rather than maliceDidn't read past this sentence. You're obviously way too biased and you're running apologetics for this guy. A person who takes 200 pills a day and claims to be up to date with all his biomarkers and deep into the science of longevity couldn't possibly make these simple stupid laymen mistakes. And I think you know that. This conversation is over since obviously you're not discussing in good faith and it's blatantly clear.
>>77051646>How can you hate him?I hate that he's generating useless noise because he has zero controls and isolation, thus his "experiments" are unscientific and useless data. It's like asking how can i hate a retard screaming his lungs out and farting during band practice. Any legitimate discussion around longevity research will inevitably get derailed by this retard throwing 100 shits at the wall with no way to determine which stuck.
Dishonest shyster. Everything he says and does is not accurate and meant to present him him the best light, including his stupid "don't die" slogan, which has virtually nothing to do with him at all.
>>77054260He even looked older when he was younger
>>77051724you forgot the 2 biggest lifehacks:>don't get married>avoid stress (wageslaving, etc.)which is easy to do if you're a billionaire proooooooooooo :D
>>77051799I've never seen such a young man.
>>77053903>and most of them are just selling overpriced health-slop.Like him?
>>77054642Posting the scientific data about your son's cock on Twitter isn't exactly the best look.
>>77054642>"don't die" sloganThis kind of people usually die early
>>77051556The stuff about his divorce is pretty nasty, read it and it might make you hate him.
>>77052821cool hair dye bro
>>77051556>bryan johnson threadfucking finally. i thought he fucking died from eating that massive vitamin stack every day.
>>77054677>it's real
>same name>snake oil salesmanhmmm
>>77052821dude wouldave looked younger taking tranny meds
>>77054677holy shit this cannot be real>https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/1882190186723082318?lang=enit is real wtf man
When I heard about him I assumed he would be a detached weirdo vampire but he appears pretty normal and his youtube videos are informative and not very obnoxious. I can admit I made assumptions and was wrong about him.
>>77051724>>fiber for poopingYeah if you don't eat fiber poop just stays in your body forever and ever
>>77051646>experiments with sample size of one and uncontrolled variables useless
>>77055107sigh
>>77055107>paved roads are for driving on. Therefore, logically, it's impossible to drive on anything else other than a paved road.
>>77052821he went from cool dude you would drink a cold beer with to cold dyke you would drown in a cool pool
>>77055492It's a better way to spend his money than on hookers and blow like most of us would do if we were that rich.
/ourboy/ is on the Epstein list. It's over...
>>77055891Picrel also had some pedo allegations and did anti-aging shit b4 it was big. I think Lesbian Vampire Unc is right about the Christcucks holding back progress with their view of the afterlife. The way I look at it, whether G*d is real or fake you should be extending your life/health-spans to hedge against the afterlife being fake OR you potentially going to the shit-tier hot place if it's real.My bigger concern is that (((s)))he isn't rolling out 2 many new interventions...
>>77054645Why does he look like an oompa loompa
