Why do so many gymcels insist on eating slop instead of learning how to cook?Instead of ground beef with salt, why not buy some herbs and tomatoes and make meatballs? Instead of plain chicken, why not buy some coconut milk and veggies and make a curry? Like why not give some quality of life to your life?Why is it always bare ingredients with zero effort, or supplement slop trying to imitate a real dish badly? Just learn to how cook bro
>>77051948takes time. for a lot of people the ritual of going to the gym takes up a lot of the mental so you have less to devote to other stuff, and it is what it is
>>77051951Arguing time kinda doesn’t make sense here, I get not being able to do complex dishes but it doesn’t take that much more effort/time to season food.
>>77051948There was a time when you had w*men cook for you. Where did that time go?
>>77051954it'd take double or triple the amount of time to season a meal than to throw some hot sauce on a can of tuna. I'm not saying they cannot make the time for it, since like a lot more is probably wasted just doing nothing during the day, it's just sometimes the overhead of thinking is not worth it. people who can do both, ie, workout and also not get lazy about food are yes better off for it, but that's just not the goal for the avg jimbo
>>77051948Because you actually dont need filler garbage like vegetables and rice. All you need is eggs meat yogurt/milk fruits honey and organs, vegetable-adjacent fruits like tomatoes and cucumber and pumpkins are fine, potatoes at worst.The j**t garbage you're advocating for is the real slop as it needs 20 steps to be even palatable meanwhile ground beef is very hard to fuck up
>>77051955your mom sighs when she slides you the plate of tenders anon. move out
>>77051966I ain't moving out anytime soon.
>>77051965The kind of mind virus that produces the person who writes something like this has to be studied
>>77051976>"Stick to the basics" is mind virusElaborate cooking was initially made for the slaves and other second class citizens to mask the abhorrent taste of the ingredients they have access to. They pile up vegetables and starchy carbs and flavor enhancers to give the dish a meaty allure despite being as nourishing as eating mud. Most "nobility" recipes are as simple as "take lamb, roast it with fruit juice glaze and butter, eat". The longer the steps it takes to make something palatable the less it can be defined as "food".Oats, broccoli, spinach, rice are cattlefeed and shouldnt be even remotely considered human food
>>77051984when you are raped every night by all the males in you commune do they make you recite your day's posts?
>rotten starchy carbs brain can only think about sex and being oppressed
nooo heckin rhetoricino
>>77051984Eating plain fucking ground beef with zero anything is not the basics, it’s slave gruel lifestyle
>>77052003slaves dont eat ground beef for starters and if they do it's diluted under ten different root vegetables and water and starch
least raped carnivore in the world
>>77051965Post body
>>77051948Because it's not important to them. Why does this bother you?
>>77051948man the whole idea of "networking" just seems like a brownnosing humiliation ritual>PLEASE let me work for you PLEASE>PLEASE give me the opportunity to increase your shareholder valuei'd rather be a neet than "network"
>>77052411I never met anyone who actually likes "networking," and the most successful people at it already know a lot of those who are in attendance.
It takes time, effort and makes me lose appetite. It's either eat when you think you're full or leave it for later and warm it up which makes the whole cooking thing kinda pointless.Nowadays I just chuck a whole bunch of shit into my big clay pot, add water and some spices and leave it in the oven for 40 minutes. Turns out great every time. I'll still cook sometimes when I'm feeling fancy but effortcooking only for yourself is really kinda meh. Only exception is grilling but that's a whole special ritual with chopping wood, stoking the grill, lighting the fire and letting it burn out so only charcoal is left.
>>77051948Average gymcel is a legit retard who just monkey see monkey due what bodybuilders. And those same bodybuilders just follow what their coach says. BB iq really has gone the gutter. At least in the golden age most guys trained themselves and learned aome of the trade's intuitions. Now its just "do this cuz its body builder thing". If youj just eat chicken and rice or ground beef and rice, I know youre just a retatd for example. And they complain they dont want to eat their food kmfao
>>77051948Effort. If the nutrients are the same why bother? Are happy mouth feels really that important to you?
>>77051948>why don't people share my addiction to food!!?!??!?maybe they enjoy other things, faggot
I cook for fun, but I also just like the convenience of just getting a chunk of cold meat or a mozzarella ball, or some pickled eggs, or quark, etc, etc.
>>77051948I'm a gymvolcel can't relate at all I love making good looking food for myself. If I had to guess it's because they don't care about impressing anyone, food is purely utilitarian.
>>77051984Tiresome bait
>Why do so many gymcels insist on eating slop instead of learning how to cook?
>>77051948How do people know what other people cook like what do you mean so many gymcels insist on anything you don't know anybody
>>77052440based and tajinepilled
>>77053242Most people are retarded.
>>77051948>meatballs>curryLol. Lmao. If you need to drown something in spices and herbs to make it edible, you don't know how to cook
>>77051948This site is dead.
>>77053493Nothing wrong with curry. You sound like a picky bitch.
>>77051954>>77051961>it'd take double or triple the amount of time to season a mealonce you learn it you can do it in a few minutes. seasoning is easy and so is breading fish/chicken. even a simple gravy like water and cornstarch is simple and takes less than a minute.
I absolutely hate cooking. Waste of time, there's a lot of stuff to clean afterward, and usually after a day of work and gym I'm so hungry I just want to come home and eat something that can be prepared with zero hassle and still give me a full stomach, while also being palatable.It helps me A LOT that I naturally like very simple food and "natural" flavors. I don't like fried stuff, I don't like fancy plates, don't have a sweet tooth. Give me some baked potatoes, beef, some green veggies with olive oil, fish (cleaned, grilled and that's it) seafood, chicken, eggs, a fuck load of oats and legumes, and I'm the happiest guy in the world.Stick to the basics guys. Which doesn't mean you should only eat rice and tuna, ofc.
>>77051965>>77052015>>77052837>>77052894>>77053493>>77053576brainlet takes, the lot of you>>77053486as are most posters on this thread, apparently
>>77053502i'm still here faggot you missed
>>77051948>thinks meatballs are made from ground beef, herbs, and tomatoes>thinks curry is made from coconut milk and vegetablesSeems like you're the one that needs cooking lessons, OP
>>77051948I don't have a wife or kids to eat meals with so I have no motivation to be le chef.
>>77052015>slaves dont eat ground beef for startersYes they do, ground beef is for dumb goyim and the elite cuts are for the wealthy.
>>77051948Meal prepping is big with gymbros. Meal prepping encourages basic and bland recipes for simplicity usually. I've made "good" meal preps before with more complex recipes, and half the time it just gets old and gross quicker than if you keep the meals simple with basic ingredients. Beef and potatoes keeps fresh longer than curry or something dairy-based.
Make a big container of fried rice to last you through the week. Marinade and freeze the chicken and cook it daily so that it's fresh. It's literally that easy.
>>77051948What's the point?>it tastes goodTaste is primitive mechanism meant to very crudely estimate the nutritional value of food, why should i care when i have much higher precision through labels? The entire reason for shit tasting good is for your retarded monkey ass to eat nutritious food, not the other way around.>inb4 feeling good is goodThen take your argument to its logical conclusion and OD on heroin. My reasoning is logically consistent, yours isn't. I don't elevate subjective experience over objective fact.>inb4 you aren't normalOf course I'm not. The "normal" person isn't adapated to live in the modern environment. A "normal" person that follows their primitive instincts with no adjustment through abstract thinking ends up fat, poor and retarded. I don't want to be normal.
Most of the people on this board are very retarded. Hell I've seen guys here not want to add salt of all things to their fucking food. It's never the guys who actually use their gains for anything that do this shit either, wrestlers that are doing these flips and shit in their 50's who only visit home like once a week at best still cook their shit better than these dudes. It's like they got it into their head that healthy or good=bland taste, when that's just americans being shit at cooking vegetables. Hell it takes the same time to cook a thing of garlic sautéed broccoli than these guys over boiling it for like 10 minutes and eating it bland.
>>77055131>It's never the guys who actually use their gains for anything that do this shit either,I use my gains to remain functional into old age. Wrestlers use their gains to make an unimpressive wage on average at the cost of dying before 60 on average. I like my use of gains better.
>>77051990The grainbrains are to us ketochads what goyim cattle are to jews, basically. I finally get it.
>>77051948why do you care? it's me who has to eat it, not you.
I dont even use salt anymoreJust eat base ingredients airfried most of the timeAt first it was disgusting but convenientNow its delicious anywaysYou get used to anything, would never go back to eating spice slop
>>77052015>slaves dont eat ground beef for startersModern ones do
