/fit/ - whats the most autistic/retarded/obscure training - Fitness

Anonymous

02/02/26(Mon)22:20:13 No.77056695

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Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)22:20:13 No.77056695 Archived

whats the most autistic/retarded/obscure training you do?

examples
>grip training
>neck training
>knuckle/shin conditioning
>dick lengthening
>swordfighting
>training for sex positions
>breathwork, staying underwater etc

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:25:12 No.77056704

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)22:25:12 No.77056704

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>>77056695
>TENS-EMS training
>walking up hills backwards
>walking up hills on all fours
>sprinting down hills
>swimming a pool length underwater
>multi-kilometer farmers walks

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:28:43 No.77056710

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)22:28:43 No.77056710

>>77056695
>training for sex positions
>neck training
>grip training
What's wrong with this? Seems functional unlike Benching like a faggot.

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:35:54 No.77056723

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)22:35:54 No.77056723

>>77056710
who said there was something wrong?

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:37:37 No.77056726

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)22:37:37 No.77056726

>>77056723
Fuck. I'm too tired. Get some rest Pam.

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:41:30 No.77058184

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)12:41:30 No.77058184

>>77056704
Most of these aren't that weird if you want to be a gravy seal or something ngl

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:43:28 No.77058190

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)12:43:28 No.77058190

>>77056695
>shooting drills
>training to do the splits for kickboxing
>holding my breath underwater in the pool for laps (at 1.5 laps on 1 breath)

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:39:03 No.77058545

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:39:03 No.77058545

>>77056695
>>grip training
I always "wanna" but never do
>>neck training
same
>>knuckle/shin conditioning
do knuckle push ups for that, but nothing for shins (they still transmit a ton of force during squats)
>>dick lengthening
does nothing
>>swordfighting
autism + useless
>>training for sex positions
actual autism
>>breathwork, staying underwater etc
I dont even do cardio often now lol

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:43:47 No.77058561

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:43:47 No.77058561

>>77058190
>>training to do the splits for kickboxing
whats your routine for this?

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:50:31 No.77058574

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:50:31 No.77058574

>>77058561
just copied this guy.

https://youtu.be/E9mM2StxkCo

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:50:59 No.77058575

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:50:59 No.77058575

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>>77056704
based and bear pilled.

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:55:14 No.77058586

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:55:14 No.77058586

>>77058574
> HOW I LEARNED [A THING THAT'S TOTALLY NOT A FUCKING SKILL THAT YOU "LEARN"] IN 30 DAYS
Grifter

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:56:06 No.77058588

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:56:06 No.77058588

>>77058586
took me more than 30 days but it's just a stretching routine bro... just ignore the clickbait.

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:56:56 No.77058592

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:56:56 No.77058592

>>77058574
> HOW I LEARNED TO BENCH MORE WEIGHT IN 30 DAYS

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:57:57 No.77058596

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)14:57:57 No.77058596

>>77058588
how long did it take? what was your level when you started?

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:01:00 No.77058602

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)15:01:00 No.77058602

>>77058592
I mean, over 30 days you should bench more just by training. lol

>>77058596
I'm a pretty flexible guy naturally but it took me a good 3 months, to be fair I wasn't super consistent and legs day got in the way of stretching a lot. Hurt like fuck when my legs were already sore.

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:03:14 No.77058605

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)15:03:14 No.77058605

>>77058602
so you did 10 sets of 1 min stretching every day?

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:04:33 No.77058610

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)15:04:33 No.77058610

>>77056695
what the fuck... luke?

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:22:10 No.77058642

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)15:22:10 No.77058642

>>77056695
standing bicep curls with two dumbbells

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:27:32 No.77058651

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)15:27:32 No.77058651

>>77058642
schizo madman

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:29:48 No.77058656

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)15:29:48 No.77058656

>>77056695
I do quite a few arm wrestling exercises even though I don't arm wrestle but the exercises I do just turned out to be great for hypetrophy. They were also the only exercises that finally gave me bulging biceps veins.