Is yoga gay?
>>77058363Yeah, but it's effective.Kind of thing you can just do in your bedroom.
>>77058363yes, do it where no one can see you.
>>77058363Yes. (And it's a good thing!)
>>77058363I dunno but I never saw a straight dude doing it
Starter guide to yoga? I'm stiff as fuck.
>>77058489Just go to some classes anon. They are affordable in most places.
>>77058489sticky has one
>>77058379>>77058383If your gf asks you to do yoga with her is it a trap? Is she trying to turn you gay?
>>77058363it's only gay if the yoga balls touch
>>77058517Good shit. I didn't think to check.
>>77058525>my gfI don't associate with Israeli assets, anon.
>>77058363There's lots of cute college girls in the classes I take. I get to look at their bare feet and asses in yoga pants so I don't care if it's gay
>>77058576I couldn't look at all that without bricking tf up. Are you gay?
>>77058576>feetrope up.
I did yoga in rehab and man am I not balanced at all
>>77058579Total thigh guy supremacy
>>77058363>Yoga>Oyga>Ogya>Ogay>Oh Gay!
>>77058579rope up? you want him bound? you going to tickle torture his feet, you bondage freak?
>>77058590yes
>>77058578Gotta take a child's pose every once in a while to cool off but it's like looking at the sun, you have to just take quick peeks or you'll trip up >>77058579If we weren't supposed to suck on toes, why do they taste and smell so good?
Hilarious cope thread from the fat unathletic faggots here. People who say shit like this >>77058443 are unironically closeted faggots. Yoga = basedYou = gay
>>77058489Dean Pohlman has decent books, with some quite good routines you can get done in about 20-30 minutes
>>77058604That's a risky game, anon
>>77058637just act super gay, it's perfect camouflage
>>77058363If you want it to be.
>>77058637It's pretty safe if you do it right. There are enough poses where your gaze naturally falls on someone else and no one can see your eyes that you don't have to overtly stare to get good looks. At this point I like the meditative and stretching aspects of it that I'm not focused on creeping anymore.You can also look at the instructor pretty much whenever, especially when you're new. The ones I've taken classes with have always been excited to see a strong, handsome young man (me) in their classes and will get on me if I miss more than a week. I'm sure it's validating for them to be able to think it's not just dumb food shit they're doing.
>>77058677Nice anon, those yoga hoes have the grippiest of grippies.
>>77058363Bodybuilding is literally the gayest publicly accepted competition ever invented. You going to stop lifting?
>>77058363wondering if some random thing is gay, is gayif you are 100% straight and you know it and feel it in your bones, you don't even need to convince yourself or anyone else that you are, there is 0 doubt. nothing you do can possibly be gay, anyone interpreting it as gay is ONLY projecting their own gayness on you.if you think something might make you look gay, then there's a reason inside you that makes you think you might look gay, and whatever you think "might" be gay just illuminates that for you.if there is room for doubt, there is room for doubt, which means you are not 100% straight. if you are 100% straight there is not even room for doubt, it doesn't even occur to you.so you're probably at least bi-curious OP
>repetitive threads about yoga Kekke spam
>>77058800You need medication kekke spam spammer
>>77058363Not even really. I did a class that had maybe one potential peter poofer dude who wore some zesty /fa/shion; it was mostly zoomer women, one old professor lady, and a few male athletes always in sportswear. Overall great for increasing flexibility despite starting with a high baseline.
>>77058803>Same response everytime he's called out
>>77058833Seek help.
>>77058795>if you are 100% sure you're straight, then you can suck dick without it being gay
>>77058909a wise man once said, "it's not a lie if you believe it"
>>77058363Not if you're there to hook up
>>77058795
if you're a huge guy who's stiff as a rock and you have a back injury it's better not to do any yoga
>>77058565Jewish post
>>77060309false, in fact they've probably got the most to gain from it.
>>77058585hawld read again
