>"It is hereby established that any male of adult age, without regard to height, frame, or body composition, shall weigh no less than twice the square of the average number of fingers possessed by his species (assuming said number forms the basis of their numerical system) in avoirdupois pounds, a unit ordained by God and the Founding Fathers to exemplify American exceptionalism, individualism, and manifest destiny against the effete, socialist metric system of our continental cousins from across the pond with their universal healthcare, open borders, and mass immigration, with said pounds hereby defined as exactly 0.45359237 times the mass of a platinum-iridium cylinder stored in a Parisian vault belonging to the International Bureau of Weights and Measures."What did he mean by this?
>>77060870TL: "I'm kinda husky but it's like a sumo wrestler, so I'm strong and masculine, okay? I'm not lazy or anything."
>>77060879I have myostation inhibitors you twink. I'm a genetic freak
