Are you planning on hitting the gym on Valentines?
>>77067349yeah it's leg day but I go at noon
>>77067349No i'm taking my girlfriend to a little weekend trip to Bruges because i'm a good boyfriend, i've heard it's like a magical fairytale place
>>77067377
No it is a rest day ahlamdulillah
>>77067381Only 2 nights so 3 days but still I'm gonna check out the alcoves in the Koninging Astridpark
This place is a trashcan because of threads and videos like this.
>>77067398better bump it
>>77067398Link the threads you made faget
>>77067398i think this is a topic that needs some discussionshould we, or shouldn't we go to the gym on valentines day. we may discover if our gymcrushes that' we're too scared to talk to are single or not. not that we'd do anything with this information. if we do go to the gym, others may think you're a tfwnogf loser also. is it worth finding out if your gymcrush is single, only for them to discover you're a loser?
>doesn't get a pump in before date/sexshiggy
>>77067426Bait.Blood pumping in your muscles means no blood left for your dick
>>77067388>I'm gonna check out the alcoves in the Koninging AstridparkYou have to stay true to your principles.
>>77067438virgin?
I’m running a 50k on Valentine’s Day. Maybe I’ll meet a nice woman there.
>>77067349I'm going to Cape Verde the day after so you can find me in the airport hotel gym
>>77067349Forgot about this pozzed corpo holiday, and I got to tell you. I hate that I am so mentally ill that now I am considering cancelling my solo plans out of fear of being perceived as a single loser by random people I will never meet or interact with any more in my entire life.Shame, deep shame I feel about myself, that only cripple my entire life. Why am I like this? I wasn't like this when I was young, I didn't care back then. Unironically the side effect of that was people gave me respect when they saw how much I did not give a fuck. So why am I like this? I just don't want to be hurt. Don't want to be made fun of. But its ridiculous thinking, nobody gives a fuck about me anyway and people WILL hurt me whether I enjoy life, or not. I am my biggest enemy and while knowing that, I am still losing...also shit thread op and kill yourself.
>>77067527
Valentine's has never not been a normal day to me
>>77067527lol
>>77067527You can taste the seethe
>>77067527If it makes you feel better, the last two Valentines days, I went to the gym and the majority of the usual Chads and Staceys who frequent the gym were also there (alone).
>>77067566This. I’m a chad and I go the gym on Valentines right before fucking my gf and getting choco from her
Incels only exist because of SWAT teams. Otherwise they’d physically take women.
>>77067398all posted by one person (male) kekke. A trooned wog from Australia on welfare. All he does is post on the internet all day
>>77067349shes good but why is she NAKED??? PUT PANTS ON
>>77067349No, I do not go to the gym on saturdays
>>77067349>going to the gym on valentinesday so i know who's single>all couples working out togetherworked great
>>77067349>14th is saturdayYeah I'm going.
>>77067566Well thanks anon but it really doesn't. I will fill better once I get my shit together though. Frankly its kind of strange how many replies I got that rely on that idea. I won't even address them because people like that don't deserve a (you). I don't feel bad because other people have it better, I feel bad because I am in a bad place. If other people have it better than me why would I who suffered, wish suffering on them? What would that fix? How would that help anybody? If I had a magic wand I would not make chads or stacies or whomever suffer, I would like to help everyone, and make everyone be better. I don't want to hate or despise anyone. I hate the fake holiday because its what it is, it was made to sell shit to people, but I don't hate people who celebrate it, why would I?
I might go early in the day. I have time for that before meeting my gf.
>>77067527Social media are literal psyop
>>77067822We don’t care about you loser, not your blog
>>77067377Maybe, if you grew up on a farm, and was retarded
>>77067349Depends if it's on the day the usually go to the gym or not
>>77067349>wearing loose shirt
>>77067349My gym has always been a room or hallway wherever I live.I plan on hitting my gf on valentines.
>>77067616She's doing the "men's t- shirt" thing because she thinks you'll imagine that it's your t- shirt and that's what she'll look like the morning after you take her home for seggs. If you asked her she'll say it's a pump cover.
>>77067349>Are you planning on hitting the gym on Valentines?Nope.
>>77067349I have a thing for this woman, she makes my tummy feel funny.
>>77068022She makes my dick feel funny.>>77067349She's an onlyfans hore rigght? Can we get a link?
>>77068022>>77068060she has a twink bf actually
>>77067349>Are you planning on hitting the gym on Valentines?i'm planning on probably hitting my valentine on valentine's day. we have a very dysfunctional relationship.
>>77067349I go to the gym no matter the occasion and dateI went in the morning when I had to go to my friends wedding afterI went on new years eve, christmas eveI will go on valentines day and then go with my gf for a nice dinner after
>>77068069I like this. Break her rib. Just tell the police it's your love language
>>77068068I didn't ask about her boyfriend. I asked about her onlyfans link.
>>77067944so sad how misguided everyone isshes a pretty girl she has a lot of character with the very smooth dead pan facial expressionsshe's a luxurious babe shame
>>77068069based
>>77067750this
>>77067846I care about him. I care about anon. Anon is safe here.
>>77067377Maybe that’s what he’ll is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges
>>77067349I usually don't go on saturdays.
>>77067349YeahI'll have the entire place to myself, including the offices!I'LL OWN THE GYM!!!
>>77068069It's okay bro my gf has BPD too
>>77067349I don't give a damn, it's just another day for me.
If my shoulder is feeling better by then, which I imagine it is. I shall, but normally train around lunchtime as there are less people.It's just another day to me, anyway.
>>77067349No, I need to give off the impression that I have a gf even though I'm an unkempt permachudAnd also Saturday is a rest day
I'm married and I fucking hate Valentine's DayJust another way for the woman in my life to justify spending my hard earned shekels Fucking shits me bros
i dont care about jew holidays, inb4 its some some italian gaileo celebration day of the stars
>>77067349I would put my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean
>>77067349Im hitting my gf cervix on valentines
>>77068944>aww i have to buy tiny little gifts for my kids wahh
>>77067822You were saying that you wanted to cancel your plans out of fear of being perceived as a loser.My point is that there are plenty of people who are not losers who are single on Valentines day, so you needn't worry so much. It isn't that deep.
>>77067349Saturdays are rest days for me. I will instead be having a steak at Denny's with a plush of my waifu.
>>77067381>>77067851>>77068468>>77067388well done lads
>>77067424>others may think you're a tfwnogf loser alsoWouldn't anyone there who sees you also be a nogf loser using this logic?
>>77067349Hell yeah, gf would be gigapissed if we skip the gym. We actively grope, slap our asses, hug and kiss each other at the gym. Thots seethe, incels rage, zoomers think about roping, boomers smirk in disapproval. And all of them are lonely and touch starved. God, the sweaty and stinky sex in my minivan after exercising is going to be great. Even her parents are ultramad when we bang after the gym and she goes back home with her hair messed.
>>77067438Citruline skill issues
>>77068069My gf is bigger than me and way more muscular than the average women of her size. I hope she never slaps me or she will rip my head off>t. 5'7" chad
>>77067527Christ I really share this board with the mentally ill huh?
>>77067349What are those looks meant to mean? Normally women smile at me.
>>77067566Last year I only saw a bunch of regulars and only one chubby girl looking for love lol
>>77069278Post plush
W-w-when's Valentine's Day???
>>77069534I love my wife
>>77067349Eating pysilicybin and spending an entire evening in a sensory deprivation float tank.I'm either going to fight demons or meet God.
>>77069331Be careful Krillin
>>77067349actually yes
I don't have a job so I got the time
>>77069609She looks like she doesn't talk backYou've got yourself a keeper
>>77069686You'll fight demons in the audience of God
>>77067527You don't do valentine activities 24/7 on that day
>>77068839Based image.
>>77069460suspicion
You guys got me downloading "In Bruges" yesterday, watched it. I've seen it before.But I have no fucking idea why I didn't enjoy it as much the first time I watched it as I did yesterday, this fucking movie is brilliant. Haven't laughed that much to a movie in years. Thanks guys
>>77067349what's her OF?
>>77070575The ending sucked
>>77067377The medieval museum is kinda nice, I recommend
shit thread
>>77070575Now watch The Banshees of Inisherin. Same director with Farell and Gleeson again
>>77070654Let me guess, single?
>>77067438>he has erectile dysfunctionNGMI
>>77070674Not thinking it twice, I'm downloading it on the fucking spot, on the fucking spot, I'm getting the torrent and downloading on the fucking spot
>>77070676yes
>>77067944>seggsJust say sex you fuckin prude
>>77068967wydm
Sadly yes
No my wife and I are going to watch Tenma Maemi review my physique on stream.
>>77067349Hell yeah.Have reserved a nice place for dinner, but nobody's gonna tell me to skip lifting.
The older I get the more it's clear how many young women are just pure narcissists. Imagine a 40 year old bald dude filming something like this lmfao.
I'll go to see if my gym crush is there If she is not then I crash out
>>77071755its not their fault, its the fault of social media.
>>77071759>Complain about women having no accountability>Proceed to shift the blame from women to anything else at literally every opportunity
>>77067349Nah, gf and I are going to NOLA for the weekend. Between the booze (which I've been avoiding for health reasons) and the cajun food I'm going to undo all the /fat/ loss from the past month. But happy gf is worth it.
>>77067349I go to the gym every day. My membership costs like $40 a month, so I'd be wasting money if I didn't go everyday.
>>77072037So you value a single gym session at only a little over $1?
>>77072037you've already spent the money anon. You don't "waste" money by not going to the gym one day--you've effectievly bought the option to go any day you want, but you don't lose anything by not exercising the option.
>>77067349Haha might a good idea!
I will not fail Gojo sensei.
>>77072108based and derivatives pilled
>>77071755yeah can u blame them dude every guy from ages 18-70 wants to fuck them and will do and say and put up with literally anything to do so..yes they are gonna have god like egos blame simps
Just learned the woman I am dating has been fucking old dudes (50-60 yo) on the regular for the longest time. She has money too so its not a whoring herseld kind of deal. Bought the tee hee im just a girl story (again) so im preparing to abandon ship. Left this god forsaken place for a couple years with the goal of healing my mind or somethig but i just forgot the fundamental truth that bitches be hoesSo yeah, im hitting the gym on valentines
>>77072108>You don't "waste" money by not going to the gym one dayWrong.
>>77072312Didnt know and women are masters of disguise. She sticks to the chatacter too kek, shes a method slut. Now i must make up some kind of story that minimizes the social impact of leaving her ass.Fuck my longhoused life mang, its all so tiresome>>77072310At least that would make for a good story, but It was regular ass old dudes with families and shit.
>>77072325what does she look like? what country you live in lmao?>>77072325>At least that would make for a good story, but It was regular ass old dudes with families and shit.what the fuck?go break up with that bitch and go tell everyone about her whoring behavior
>>77067349Does this bitch think that you need to spend 24 hours on your girlfriend when it's valentines day
>>77072337Southern europe. Shes pretty and fit, cardiobunny kind of deal. Good career too. On hindsight i did ignore a couple red flags or three lmao, but didnt expect that level of degeneracy. Its all good tho, no crying in the casino. Why spend the energy? Im just grateful i didnt learn this shit 5 years in the relationship, which i have seen happen to other poor devils. Now if she doesnt thell my mother im a rapist or somethig like that then life just goes on, im otherwise doing good and flourishing. Im going to deploy some CIA level gaslighting kek Never despair wagmi my nigga
>>77072325>Now i must make up some kind of story that minimizes the social impact of leaving her assComments like this make me realize how gynocentric this fucked up world is. Women dump men like bags of dirt and don't even flinch while everyone pats them on the back. Men stress about their legal defense for taking off and break into a sweat. Don't give any shits man, just dump the whore. You might get angry DMs from her friends, who gives a fuck. Tell her to put more wrinkly balls in her mouth
>>77072362>southern europeitaly or balkans??
>>77072374You severely underestimate the destructive power of a resentful woman. Its a force of nature kind of thing, people have sung about It for countless generations.Not wise to think oneself inmune to it
I'm 34 years old and have never done or had anything on a single Valentine's Day. Please let me die.
>>77067349>be me>go to gym on Valentines' day at night>try talking to cutey who's there by herself>tells me she has a boyfriend>walk away in shame>watch another try to talk to her>he walks away in shame>rinse and repeat 20+ times>later can hear her masturbating in the women's locker room with a vibratorWomen really do get off on attention and rejecting men.
>>77067349Yes. I will be wrestling with the boys at my male-only gay gym.
>>77067424> is it worth finding out if your gymcrush is single, only for them to discover you're a loser?Every girl is a loser
>>77067377based
>>77072305welcome back, nigga. you thought you could leave and you thought wrong. once you go blackpill you never EVER go back.
Probably.However, it's a private gym, behind two locked doors in my house, so no gold diggers will be attending or trying to catch me "creeping" by looking around the gym.
>>77067398Would be cool if mods capped this kind of thread to one or two per board. Otherwise regarded coomers just spam this crap.
>>77069822Im not bald tho. She loves pulling my hair when we bang. God id love if she physically bullied me and crushed my head with her thighs and sat on my face to asphyxiate me but shes too kind to me. So sad.
I'm actually having a crisis cause my oneitis's third valentine with her bf
>>77067377That sounds super sweet anon, hope you two have lots of fun and make some nice memories.>>77067502Good luck with your 50k! Fingers crossed for you.
>>77072362>Southern europe. Shes pretty and fit, cardiobunny kind of deal. Good career too. On hindsight i did ignore a couple red flags or three lmao, but didnt expect that level of degeneracy.nigga shes a eurowhore career woman that fucks her bosses for promotionsalso prostitution is
>>77072339Not "on". "In". God i wanna rape my own gf. I fucked her yesterday but she makes me so fucking horny, she reciprocates and initiates too. We both gonna end with our genitals crippled if we keep going like this. My dick hurts big time the day after.
>>77072362>southern europe>feminist shitholeYep, thats spain. To navigate these kinds of shithole countries to gotta swim amongst the middle-lower classes. Mid-high class women are ofter intelligent and high status enough to do destructive shit and get away with it. Mid-low class women are usually more based, they have endured tough shit and they wont let go a good man when they encounter one. Just make sure she doesnt have a past of fucking up shit intentionally. Ive found that the women that actually suffered the most abuse in their pasts are usually the ones that are more realistic in their expectations and they usually dont engage into the lefty delusion. Yeah, they are still women and they still live in wonderland, but still, they are way more loyal and they have basic principles like hating niggers, are more hardworking, respecting their men and taking care of their children. Mid-high status women are just glorified hedonists who use all their brain capacity and resources to do shit that feels good to them, no matter the consequences. Just look at any lefty female influencer, rotten in money, a bunch of high rank degrees and a bunch of cats, permacomplaining about why the fuck men dont want to listen to their stupid deranged shit.>t. Knower
>>77067349Valentine's is a good one for me. My now wife suggested early on that we stay in and fondue (cheese and then chocolate) for the holiday, and don't bother with presents, and we've done it that way ever since. Details have varied somewhat over the years. >our first year, she put on absolutely amazing lingerie and we fucked before, between, and after courses and didn't ever get dressed. Parts of this are still in my spank bank.>over the years this slowed down into a family dinner with the kids. Have amazing memories of them as toddlers having a blast with chocolate smeared all over their faces.>now that they're asshole teenagers, Valentine's fondue is still one of their favorite times.>hopefully the sex marathon times will come back in a few years when the kids leave.Do recommend the fondue path.
>>77073146You're living my life. God what I would give
>>77073170It's got its ups and downs. Grass is always greener etc. I'd change a few things if I could (trying to get fit like I used to be in hopes of that kickstarting some of that change), but it's a pretty ok little life.
>>77072935confess your love on Valentine's day and force and ultimatum between choosing you or him.
>>77070788Sex is already a euphemism and she wants breakfast the morning after I'm trying to be precise.
>>77067377Its lovely, best preserved medieval European City. If you need a dinner tip, try Foodbar Est, it had amazing Mexican food the last time i was there.
>>77072305jesus christ bro
KHHV never dated never asked out never been asked out truecel hereim going to give up on lifting forever
>>77067349Yeah, got my homegym. Never had a valentine, probably won't anytime soon. Ah.
>>77068020is that a wig or an actual girls hair? if that's a real girl why is your name I ignore women? also why are you black?
>>77074526[Download Images]Is this 4chanx or something?
>>77069248>aww he doesnt want to buy my useless nonsense items wahh
>>77072449And they stink!
Yes. Squats, OHP, Deadlift.
Every fucking day is valentines at my gym. All 82 girls at the gym are there with their boyfriends and I leave more depressed than when I first entered the gym. Saturday is rest day, so no
>>77070708i was disappointed there's no ghosts>>77068068valor stealing bitch
>>77077403Kek why are you depressed by other guys getting laid? You need to be happy for them and maybe that will be you someday
>>77077425NTA but idc if other guys get laid, I care that I don't
>>77070788Go back Newfag
>>77070788Buddy wants you to know he takes his 9gag cutlure very seriously
>>77072935find out where they're having dinner and challenge her bf to hand-to-hand combat for her love in front of the whole restaurant
>>77080115I wish I lived in a hollywood movie about impossibly jacked and good looking middle schoolers
>>77077403>all 82bro counted themgrim
>>77067349I plan to hit my home gym on that day. I'll be doing legs. What about you and why are you asking?
>>77080417I want a fit bf
>>77080421Oh, sorry to disappoint...
Yes I will be going because I have truly given up.Those who skip gym on valentine's day are still self-conscious and participating in society. And thus haven't given up.
>>77067349Yes>home gym
>>77067527>considering cancelling activities to not be perceived as weirdthis might surpsise you but that is the normie thing to do, normies conform and status protect all the time as that is their default(and it makes sense actually, to guard your status of a "normal human being"). The difference is that youre aware of how cucked that is..>shame about having an inner normie sidewhy? its a boon, without it youd be an actual autist retard, or a gigachad if you were really good looking
>>77077425It is depressing if you see what kind of lazy fat ugly people they are and at the end of the day it really is just luck>inb4 muh personality
That girl looks a lot like my daughter
>>77081887Your daughter is hot, sir.
>>77080534I KILL IT with a structured science-based gym routine now so this feels like a real hobby at the moment.
>>77067846fuck off faggot
>SaturdaydodgedI could force myself to go just for the sake of it but I can tell it's a terrible idea
>>77077403Just ask them how many sets they have left. Maybe they will take turns with you.
What you're thinking:>Oh no they'll see me at the gym on valentine's day. They'll know I'm an incel.What they're actually thinking:>He's at the gym on valentine's day, he might have something on later. Who knows? Not my business. Besides, I'm also at the gym.What they're actually thinking (true, canonical):>Rep 1, rep 2... Rep N. Scroll scroll scroll hahaha scroll scroll scroll cool.
>>77072194cringe
There's a thot that keeps shamelessly miring my aesthetic physique. She probably wants the D but doesn't suspect I live with my parents and don't even own a car or have had a job in almost five years. Knowing I could fuck her if I had those things is like getting a hot stock trading tip to me. More useless than knowing tomorrow's weather.
>>77070641Your ratarded.
>>77067398Now let's see Paul Allan's threads.
>>77067349Dating apps completely dried up 3rd week of Jan but all of a sudden all the girls re-appeared and started liking/matching again earlier this week but they're nonchalant and I don't care for most of them.I hit up a cutie at the gym that kept glancing at me, she was so happy, told me her work hours to plan a date around, gave me her card without me asking for her number, texted last week aaaannnndddd.... ghosted. She was at the gym today, nignored. Is there any reason I shouldn't convert to islam?>>77073146Legend, I hope to be a husband and father like you sooner rather than later.
yeahgoing to ignore everyonesame procedure as every year
If i see any of you loser niggas in thr gym tomorrow yall gonna be ridiculed for a year
>>77084067But wouldn't you have to be in the gym to see us there?
>>77084074It’s different