What body type are titcows attracted to?
>>77071817muscly+lean
>>77071817In my experience and from all these online titcows it's unironically skinny fat numales. Chad usually gets with lean fit women with no ass or tits for some reason
>>77071817When I was in high school I was an anorexic with a very angular face just standing around slack jawed, dumb, and non-threatening, holding a guitar and flipping my hair out of my face. During that couple of years I lost track of the number of big titty goth girls who literally stopped, gawked, threw themselves at me, and told me I was the most beautiful thing ever.I shaved my head at age 20 and started lifting and boxing. I put on 40 lbs of muscle, got serious about a lot of things, and stopped being whimsical and non-judgy. In the 15 years since then combined I've gotten less female attention than I did sophmore-senior year.They like a wannabe Rockstar or someone who looks like an anime character. At least that's what they liked in 2007. I'm married now and have no idea what the dating scene is like currently.
>>77071817Damn. She looks sweet and like she's self conscious enough to enthusiastically suck dick repeatedly to impress you.Poor girl likely ended up pregnant or dead young because the rave scene got a hold of her.
>>77071817She looks like a chubbier bustier prime Lohan
>>77071823> online titcowsYou mean that's the kind of guy willing to date an e-whore. Same reason half of them have niggers, it's selecting for someone happy for their partner to be shaking their ass for online gooners
>>77071823can confirm. my big titty sister married a skinnyfat numale.
>>77071817Tall handsome guys for sex and romantic endeavors and having kids, betabuxx skinnyfat guys for marriage
>>77071927Can I get the first stuff + marriage if I'm a tall handsome guy, or am I doomed to never wife up a titcow?
>>77071836heavy lifting is usually for men who have a lot of issues with themselves. something to prove being a skinny gothfag is basically someone not trying anymore but looking confident in it
>>77071817Twinks
>>77071937there are always exceptions. either you accept your shitty reality or you try to change it and win.
REMINDERThe op (kekke) is a 37 year old trooned out wog from australia. He doesn't work and literally does not go outside. His life revolves around spamming 4chan
>>77071817in my experience big fat dudes like 6'5" and fat
>>77071823>Chad usually gets with lean fit women with no ass or tits for some reasonI've noticed this a lot
>>77071817Titcows are attracted to the same types non-titcows are attracted to: men with money.
Face, Money and status like all women
Unironically tall, dad-oid guys. If you just mean girls with big tits and flattish asses, that is the exact genre of girl who kept my dick wet in my 20s. They usually got molested, neglected, or were otherwise surrounded by loser goofball dudes as kids. As such, their dads were either the only "respectable" guy they knew of, or they spend their adult lives trying to win his approval and attention. Being tall, a bit hairy, a bit husky, and strong absolutely does it for these whores.They'll still either cheat or leave you randomly, though.
>>77071817Tall, not smelly
