Falling edition
>>77076605
>>77076605did he died?
>>77076605Falling biggers will never stop being funny
>>77076605this ain't a general without goblinx amirite bros
>>77076622I can smell this webm
>>77076662>>77076622 AI slop fuck off
>>77076654FER SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!
We lost, bros...
>>77076622>>77076662lmao these are great
>>77076654Based
>>77072003guess the body part reveal! no one got it! also, i tried to make the reveal a bit entertaining for you guys
>>77076966Damn it, not even close.
>>77076815Except they are seething still.
>>77076670pick up anon, it's for you
>2d fat women >>>>> all women
>>77076966i love you for this doll
>>77076654Me? I'm thinking based.
>>77076654Good day m'lord
>>77077014SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>77077826wtf is that shit on her nose
>>77076622Good Morning Sir
>>77076654>there is no February updategoblinx is slacking again it seems
>>77076637>>77076605Kek fat people falling is so funny. The second one literally looks like the fucker had a heart attack.
>>77076608that dude shrekt himself!!what was he tryna yoink?
>>77076662kek'd
>>77076966Holy shit how is this even possible
>>77076815Imagine being so shameless that you are totally unphased by being perceived as a the smelly guy/girl. Same mentality as the open drug user.
>>77076966What the fuck would you even call that? There's no physiological term to describe a lower tricep fat cavern.
>>77078723What a pathetic and sorry excuse doe a human.
>>77076966Achievable natty?
>>77078845
>>77076875That's what a bidet is for. Or his own shower. He could have bought a handheld shower head. Anything but this. Just retarded and irresponsible
>>77076966I love you doll
>>77078841Okay but USPSA is pretty cool
>>77076662the most unbelievable part of this is seeing a fat actually do something proactive and out of their comfort zone.if this was real, fatty would just be sitting on the boat letting normies dive off
>>77076673reposting the last reply to this in the last thread>thank god he covered his belly at the end so people wouldnt know he was fat
>>77076872It probably is genetics in a way you don't think. What we call willpower, time preference, impulse control, etc., especially over specific bodily impulses, is largely genetic.
>>77078864i enjoyed the part were all them dudes got rekt!!
>>77076605What do you call this phenotype?
>>77078887The Portable Beanbag
>>77076673It's like that famous Jackie Chan stunt
>>77076654Blessed thread
>>77078737You take that back faggot. Rob Ford was the best mayor in Canadian history.
>>77078887What does phenotype mean?
>>77078905kekarooo
All the videos are AI.This sucks.Soon you wont be able to believe ANYthing you see. Once AI perfects pics and videos, wars will start.>Trump pee tapes incoming>Trump saying Nigger incomingShit>Trump saying Nigger while getting peed on incoming
>>77079001Just means that when someone gets video evidence of government/elite figures doing evil shit, they'll be able to brush it off with>that's not real, it's AIThat was probably the end game all along.
>>77079013Yep
>>77079013AND everything will have to be verified by an 'official' source or agency, entity, etc. What could POSSIBLY go wrong with that?
>>77078880Based knower but fatties can still be loathed
>>77076608Grim>>77076622This is AI right?>>77076654Thank you for your service, good Sir>>77076966Hi, doll. Thanks for the quality content. Hope you had a blessed day. Xoxo
>>77077130>>77078851>>77079181ty anons! fph lives on
guess the body part!
>>77077014Low iq indian.
>>77079271Shoulder
>>77079271Its a foot... isn't it
>>77078765>doe a humanhate it when ESLs try to make fun of people
>>77079281Disgusting eyelashes.>>77079314This is the kind of delusion I like seeing in these threads.>>77079271Back.
>>77076605This should qualify as involuntary manslaughter
>>77076876>>77077014How are fake videos funny
>>77079281chips AND fries in the same meal? that's some cursed shit
>>77079271Gonna guess neck
>>77079271such deep folds... I'll be horrified if it's the lower arm
>>77079271It's the fore arm, tattoo on the upper arm
>>77076717Did she collapse into a black hole and start sucking up the bouncy castle?
>>77079281-Sugar-Fats and Carbs-Fats and Carbs-Fats and Carbs-Fats and Carbs AND PROTEIN-FatsBut at least there was some useless vegetable delivery devices!
>>77079244>webmplease don't judge me
>>77079271I think it's an ankle. I hope I'm wrong.
>>77079295There you go, a man in the fph thread lol.
>>77078980It's the scientific way of saying "race" for chuds who want to sound way more sophisticated than they actually are.
>>77079819No, it means phenotype, dummy.
>>77078723I can see why Americans love shooting eachother so much
>>77079281chips, fries and mash. cesar dressing and double ranch plus mayonnaised corn. was this a date? how much did the guy spend on dinner just for her to have diarrhea when they get back to her place?
>>77079819nicci is my beautiful monster. would kiss her on the lips, would let her suck, would not reciprocate oral and I'm not big enough to hit from behind.
>>77079819It means a genetically coded appearance or behavior.For example people in the same race can have different phenotypes that their own culture would call good or bad looking.
>>77077509>>77079337>>77079475Pick it up redditors, it's for you
>>77079271Upper arm
>>77076654Why do you reply to yourself? It's always the same 7 reply's saying the sameish thing so weird
>>77079858>Thinking ai slop is unfunny>waaah redditgo jump in front of a train you pathetic zoomer
>>77076673Why do they do it?Why do these obese fags try these "stunts" that obviously are meant for fit people/kids?>>77079295The fact that these fucking degenerate has any kind of following is a grim fucking tiding for humanity.>>77079858>>77077014Fuck off with AI slop, i want to see real delusion and fat fucks suffering, not some fake shit.
>>77079819no it isn't>>77079854phenotype is the expressed genes as opposed to genotype which is the entire genome
>>77078723I have never wanted to unload a machine gun on anyone else but this fat heap of miserable maggot shit right here
>>77078887Severe and crippiling sciatica
>>77080181>>77080020Hating AI is a total npc take man, fucking gold that it makes you seethe that much
>>77079244>When you have to get into the mating stance just to stand uphhhhhaaaaaaawwwwwwwwttttPlaplaplaplaplaplap
>>77078887The keep-at-home-for-sex phenotype
>>77077830Those are her breasts
>>77077008>I have too much fatty tissue! I need surgery!>>Did you try losing fat?>REEEEE
>>77079819
>>77079271I fear it might be an ankle tattoo...
>>77079295This thing is an insult to Nature and God
>>77080017You are really dumb.
>>77078887African ideal.
>>77078723as repulsed as i am, at least he has a girlfriend
>>77080416Yeah yeah, wake me up when its real fat fucks getting hurt not some shitty slop made by a fucking jeet.
>>77079475Everything is just pixels lolYou are just mentally constrained by having a thought ruin your fun that says 'this is not real therefore not funny'
>>77080445>>77079819it's absolutely grim that she'd actually be a 10 if she just lost weight
>>77079314new cope just dropped.I knew a girl like this too. BMI was obese but she was in denial because of her fat distribution.
>>77080445dismantle western medicine.
>>77077014If technology has no practical use, like AI videos on 4chan, then it's worthless
>>77080863Nope, the real subjects in the videos exist IRL. AI doesn't exist anywhere but online so it is uncanny and therefore not enjoyable to anyone who has some people in their life.
>>77078887My 600 pound ass..."imagine the smell" edition
>>77079819>this gets plappers dick hardWhat the fuck is wrong with some of you here? Have some self respect and just fuck a toy or your hand. This is disgusting.
>>77076628that could've ended so much worse
>>77081000Doesn't matter one bit for the end-result is that they are pixels and your own mental cage prevents you from enjoying the pixels
>>77080869No
>>77079295
>>77076621he dieded
>>77080838Anyone can catch a whale gf anon. They're desperate
>>77081119Lyfe in da hood is GOOD
>>77081303>They're desperateim desperate brother
>>77081352Then sharpen your harpoon and head out to sea
>>77079852Just do missionary or cowgirl, and you'll be able to get in there. Also, doggystyle isn't necessarily out of the question (if she is ass up face down) if you know how to spread them cheeks for her, if you know what I mean. >>77080445>SSRI causing excessive sweating>I'll just go back to the psych for more meds Yeah, this chick isn't very intelligent. Adding layers and layers of psych meds to your regimen is never good. I'm not sure I'd want to date a chick that I knew was on psych meds, especially because they can kill libido
>>77077826Who the hell puts a jacuzzi in the middle of an inner city ghetto?
>>77081382this bitch looks nasty and I can smell her from here.
>>77079819I would play her and encourage her to lose weight. Like buying Bitcoin in 2009
>>77081492Enjoy the loose skin, I guess.
>>77079819Crop tops are pure sex but 9/10 times I see a crop top in the wild it's someone that shouldn't be wearing it. 7/10 of those times it's a fat chick. I don't know why fats are so obsessed with crop tops in particular.
>>77081501My bitch comes with a built in blanket, what's not to love?
>>77079271Obviously a wrist
>>77076608What did he steal?
>>77079271Vulva
>>77082011His dignity was lost if that's what you're asking
>>77081382Imagine hitting that width from the back
>>77080181marry kill fuck
>>77082060She has a podcast, anon.https://open.spotify.com/show/2JOr6P0AiGuURKnKsZP8xQhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/swipe-fat/id1537427222She even discusses what it is like to date as a plus-sized woman. I'd hit it from the back. I bet she must be fun.
So a bunch of body positivity bitches going on ozempic anyway proves that they were just trying to dodge accountability the whole time, right?
>>77081505they're tAkInG uP sPaCe!!!
>>77079819God she is so fucking cute.>>77080869The difference is anon, 99% of us will never fuck the one you posted without being a jacked millionaire, but the original image is actually attainable. My body doesn't care. It's the same genetics.
>>77082164The bottom part of her bikini would be full divingsuit for a normal sized girl.
>>77079295People like Big Al grinds the gears of people, even ones that are INSIDE the LGTV and lefty communities, which i think is based.
>>77078887Mammy
>>77079314>obese is bad>I'm not bad!>therefore I'm not obese80 IQ Americans fill me with hate
>>77077830Ring and piercing
>>77076654just came back from deploymentneed qrd on goblinxwhy did she age so fast ? still nutted to her tho
>>77079295I love this beaner, lol.He has to be fucking trolling.It's certainly a waste of life, but the fact that he won't produce beanlets makes me happy.I hope he gets cancer and dies.
>>77079314This kind of delusion is proof positive that we need to bring back insane asylums. That bitch could lose 50+ pounds and still be 50 pounds over obese threshold.
>>77080445Anyone on ssri or other psychoactive medications belongs in an institution.
>>77082597She has to be Jewish. She has the face of a young Chuck Schumer.
>>77083044>just came back from deploymentDid any of your buddies die for Israel?
>>77081210Yeah side profile is where I lose my looks too.
>>77083095She is literally shumers niece.
>>77076628>2 more steps down and still too lazy to do thatthis is why I hate fat people
>>77083111this is a different jew, not the unfunny comedian
>>77082597man her semitism is really coming through
>no neckHow does she breathe?
>>77083111That's Meghan Trainor, not Amy Schumer.
>>77083099im not american
>>77081303If that was true, there would be no incels. The thing is, these people may be perfectly happy together, and they don't harm anyone. (Unless they accidentally sit on someone, of course).
>>77083149Terrible!
>>77076870
>>77082597not accountability, they just were just lazy and wanted to virtue signal to twitter.
>>770766052×ass-ination attempt.
>>77080859LOL as if we are caring about you. We love these videos and don't think about luddites at all.
>>77079283Andy Milonakis does cosplay?
>>77076622We need a report feature for when indians try to post AI.
>>77080017That's the joke anon. Get it?? He posts the same picture and then comes back every few hours and says the same thing he always does because THATS FUNNY. The joke is "ha he did the same exact thing he's been doing for years. That's FUNNY." Get it?>inb4 anythingPools full nigger.
>>77083824
>>77083826
>>77080445so many red flags but i would until i passed out
>>77083155turd worlder? sorry chud, border's closed.
>>77079281>Stale Bread AKA CroutonThe wit and wile of obese egirls. Don't you see how they charm you?
>>77081119This is what fruit and grain does.
>>77081382>I have been called unspeakable things by faceless menThe worst of which being "narcissist."
>>77083993Inflamed moment
>>77082702She has a cute face. She has even been accused of catfishinghttps://www.express.co.uk/news/us/1762624/plus-size-woman-catfish-tiktok
>>77082715What would the bottom part of this bikini be like for a normal sized girl?
>>77083149This kills the child
>>77079819Holy fuck retard look up the definition or smtg before posting next time.Disgusting monkey cognition having ass fuck
>>77084344>>77079854>>77080252Just to clarify, I know what phenotype literally means. I also know how chuds frequently misuse the term and instead use it to describe a person's race rather than using the term phenotype the way it ought to be used. Chuds use a lot of key words in ways that us normal functional human beings would never use in those ways. For example, the frequently use the term "Jew" or "Jewish" in ways that literally have nothing to do with Jews.
>>77080838>>77081303>heit’s obviously an FtM
>>77077826Literally built like my first gf
>>77084444why would you admit this
>>77084380no they dont
>>77084380pretty specific example that vexes you.
i'd like to see this fat beaten on video
>>77084476>vidrelok, make it a gore video now
>>77084476>>77084479
>>77084471She went from a melting pygmy hippo to a melting hippo.They're both equally unfuckable.
>no hug for me?
>>77079312And then they blame genetics.
>>77084501Wow, forever crippled just because you were too heavy to jump
>>77084491i love how quickly his energy drains
>>77083993>that hand lick at the end This fat fucking Pommy cunt ate like 3000 kcal and 700g of carbs right there
>>77084538IDK, I kinda like this fella's style.
>>77078880So what you're saying is fat people are genetically inferior and need culled, just not for the reason most people think
>>77079281>I eat so many healthy meals (with 1000kcal of ranch) but I can't lose weight wtf... Must ne the thyroid
>>77084489Feel bad for obese truckers ngl
>>77083870Just answer the question.....>>77083750Lol
>>77084561guh, hawaiians are so gross
>>77083993This is the most British looking person I have ever seen
>>77084493>Why ya actin' all cold on me, sweetheart? C'mown now!
>>77084476>Worshipping Jesus Christ our SaviorBased beyond belief>Destroying your body with goyslop and jew hormones>Cringe af ngl. Jesus wept.
>>77084509sick mustache sir
>>77084543jesus fucking christ is that an entire box of toaster strudels? a dozen mini corn dogs?? where do you even buy this slop?
>>77084476gluttony is literally a sin
>>77084497>gets herself fat>starts having health problems due to the obesity>doctors tell her to lose weight to alleviate her symptoms>refuses to follow their advice and has further health complicationshow dare they do this to her. clearly society is to blame
>>77084471What happened to her legs?
>>77084759>>77084759>>Worshipping Jesus Christ our Savior>Based beyond beliefRegurgitating catchphrases is not the same as prioritising love and righteousness over convenience and comfort. Saying that as a gluttonous slob is in vain.
>>77082702I would rather join a monastery and be celibate for life than fuck a morbidly obese woman.
>>77079281>dat tiny-ass salad
>>77083149Imagine being so fat you acquire Down Syndrome
>>77085032I just want to stomp his head into a curb and put him out of my misery
>>77084538Some proper whoopin's at the right time would've kept him from becoming this fat faggot
>all the chuds tremble in fear...
>>77083149What the hell are they putting in the "food" over there in burgerland? It looks like her brain is operating at 6%
>>77085032I hate people who act like this and ill tell you why. If he were sitting at home eating a plate of pasta, he wouldn't eat like this. The facial expressions, the giggling, dabbing at his fat neck with the bib, licking his lips, they're all exaggerated actions as an attempt to look like hes unbothered. What he's really feeling here is embarrassment and insecurity but to admit that would be admitting to a lifetime of lies and defensive actions. He wants to feel good, and knows he doesn't, so he pretends that he feels no shame. Whatever the context of this clip, he's here because he's disgusting and that's not lost on him at all, but the only bit of recourse he has is to feign happiness. Now, instead of looking like a fat slob, looks like a smug, delusional, fat slob. May God have mercy on his soul
>>77085248honestly would fuck that pale autistic bitch sitting on the ground
>>77083716>weSup reddit.
>>77084543She looks so sad. Why do they do this to themselves?
>>77085350literally a mental disorder coupled with an addiction to ultra palatable foods
>>77085248>fuck racistsActually want to impregnate them to establish racist dominance
>>77085362The slop she's eating is not good enough to gorge on like that. After that one donut or just two toaster strudels I wouldn't be capable of eating any more sweets for the day. Unlike some of the others posted ITT, I think she has a chance of redemption. She just needs some tough love from a family member or good friend to break the cycle of gluttony.
>>77085248wtf is with that tard sperging out on the floor lol
>>77085248God i fucking hate these fucking clowns who larp as hardass revolutionaries when they have an entire system backing them up..Give three White dudes some batons and free reign over these cunts and they are going down fast and bloody.
>>77084501FUCKING WARN US
>>77085032What show is this from?
>>77084561Imagine having to evacuate the plane but you can't get out because this lardass is stuck in your way. these people should not be allowed to fly
>>77085499it's in the file name
>>77079295Amazing, look at that slam pig
>>77085248I would join ICE to fuck the cute retard on the floor
>>77084538This doesn't belong here. A man of his regal bearing is allowed to be plump
>>77085248First girl and probably the retard can get it
>>77084482Obesity is literally a result of Gluttony, a sin. God may have made the body divinely, but she fucked it up with her ways. Pride is also a sin. And the fact she's proud of something she shouldn't be. Being a gluttonous tub of lard, is yet another sin. I bet she's envious of hot girls, and makes those videos to feel closer to them in social status. Yet another prideful sin. This thing, isn't godly. She's a terrible sinner. And I'm fucking agnostic. That's how much she pisses me off.
'chunkymak' lost 118lbs. she still whines about fatphobia and preaches HAES
>>77085877
>>77085892
>>77076605So I spent a week with a fat (40BMI?) co-worker earlier in January and I learned so much:>they don't actually eat that much when you are with them, but the desserts and 3 glasses of soda are intriguing, I'm sure they have chip bags hidden with them lmao.>walking around a somewhat large US city and they are essentially out of breath after 30 seconds>arrive at hotel, guy parks 3 feet apart from other cars like an ass because he can't slip out of the car without the door open 90 degrees>bitches and complains about the distance to elevators>takes elevator for 1 floor up>sitting during meeting at conference "did you get the cookies? delicious!">always looking for somewhere to sit downI truly did not realise how debilitating it is being fat. How do they people do this to themselves? It was truly an eye-opener.
>>77083716>Wekill yourself please>as if we are caring about you.nice Indian ESL english
some fats have such a lifeless look in their eyes
>>77085956>>they don't actually eat that much when you are with themDon't be fooled, anon. A lot of fatties have enough shame to avoid eating egregious amounts of food around other people. Instead, they wait until they're all alone. That's when they gorge like the animals they are. Sure, that co-worker of yours doesn't eat much around you. But the moment they're all alone, in the comfort and privacy of their own home?They feed.
>>77085874notice how no one in these "fatphobic" comments called her fat or ugly or insulter her in any way whatsoeverif these are the worse comments she got she's pretty lucky
I've been away from /fit/ for a while and I don't recognize this doll character, but thanks for your service keeping /fph/ alive and well. I am properly disgusted and enraged by these self-righteous pigs
>>77076622the only post ive ever laughed at from these threads
>>77085983This is how I am with Capn Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch. I can't have it in my house. It's so delicious
>>77079271forehead?don't leave us hanging!!
>>77085956>How do they people do this to themselves?its a slippery slope. you first start eating to cope with being miserable which makes you fatter which makes you more miserable. they are basically meth addicts looking for their next hit of food
>>77085983Useless eaters.
>>77085877>>77085882its a shame, she had potential to be cute, has nice face genetics, awful fat distribution genetics
>>77085687>>77085687>>77085687https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/77085687/#77085687
>>77086163reveal comes next thread, don't worry
>>77086108o7
>>77085882My favourite is when they spread "body positivity" while angling themselves to look as thin as possible.
>>77086554>ten people consumedholy shit lmeo
>>77079281Ngl every time she does that fucking side to side head bobble I want to blast her in the face
>>77086032fat people famously are very ashamed to be seen eating in public, so they do stupid bullshit like order a fuckin salad at a restaurant. "see she doesn't even eat that much!" meanwhile that mcdonalds doordash is fuckin diabolical
>>77085525Quelli che il calcio e... It's an italian variey show apparently. According to grok, that's Gene Gnocchi eating the pasta, which goes to show how good AI isn't
>>77079858>+36 phone numberI always knew Goku was Hungarian
>>77086709lol
>>77083993I don't know why being bald and red makes me want to kill him more than just his being fat and disgusting
>>77085525>>77086709Grok is hallucinating, the show is "Ciao Darwin" and the fat guy eating is a faggot influencer called Nozzolino
>>77086738thanksIt's odd how we can tell it's italian even without AI hallucinating at it, too.
>>77086737hahaha you guys crack me up today. i love fph
>>77086545kek that's chaya milchtein of /pol/ fame
>>77086777They always are eating way more than they report. The difference between a slow and fast metabolism is 200 calories. If your metabolism was genuinely slower than that you would freeze to death.
>>77083716fuck you for pretending to be me LMAO
>>77084380Very semitic phenotype on display
>>77079271Arm and tattooed forearm
>>77086725a literal fucking ape
>>77083993this is incredibly disgusting
>>77085795>>77084576it's a little sweet that men will find endearment with their fellows and be kind to them
>>77085956>they don't actually eat that much when you are with themIt's performative eating that fools no one around them when they perform such stunts. Some do it because they still possess a bit of healthy shame and others do it in a vain attempt to trick others into believing that they only eat a little bit and still remain fat because 'muh genetics'.
>>77078887Aunt Fanny
>>77085310yeah our lower class populace is mainly comprised of low IQ retards. think of your average br*tish person. that's who's wandering the aisles of our Walmarts.
>>77086540wud
>>77085882she'd be a 8 or 9 with a tight body
>>77083149Can an American tell me what those are? Are they just powdered little donuts?
>>77089169>>77089169>>77089169new
>>77082129based
>>77088621>Are they just powdered little donuts?Yes, very shitty, stale, powdered little cake doughnuts.
>>77084459>chud got triggeredOf course
