We now live in a timeline where they are marketing Doritos as having added protein.
obvious scam, everything is now "protein" meant to sucker fatasses into thinking they are healthylook at the back and you can see theres hardly any additional protein on a lot of these products, Its false advertising
>>77101365yep. just the normal protein values on the front with fancy lettering and snazzy colours and shit
>>77101352>first ingredient casein proteinbetter than expected desu, at least it's not collagen
1050 calories in a bag of chips is terrorism, i could eat ten of those and not feel full
>>77101380It says 7 servings, I assume it’s a family size bag
>>77101352companies here recently started adding "creatine" into their "health products". I wonder whats next
>>77101352>>77101365They add bug protein that you can't even digest.You're better off eating actual chips/doritos rather than that crap.
>>77101671Thats just weird
>>77101671>companies here recently started adding "creatine" into their "health products". I wonder whats nextWhatever women heard is good for you. In the early 90s everything was "fat free" and had "bran" in it.
>>77101352Slop is slop, no matter how much protein it contains.Eat eggs.
>>77101784Buy an ad
>>77101365Yeah it's fucking annoying.
>tfw I have to down 8 bags of Doritos to hit my protein daily
>>77101352Employees jizz into the ingredients that make the chips, gods speed
>>77101352This is all just a strategy to shovel cheap GMO onions into all your food and eventually crickets
>>77101352Not a good source of protein.Take the protein content and multiply it by 10. If that number is smaller than the calorie count, its not anything special. If that number is bigger than the calorie count, it is a good source of protein.
>>77101674>bug protein that you can't even digestWhy the hell wouldn't you be able to digest bug protein? You can digest protein in lobster, shrimp, crab, etc. They're fucking bugs, bro. Fuck off with your retarded bullshit.
Enjoy low T.https://wchh.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/do/10.1002/tre.0030076
>>771013521000 calories of carbs straight to hunger in 30min
>>77105706How do i find a doctor that will actually put me on T?
>>77105709How come I can get on estrogen but not T? What is this world about.
>>77105709Lower your T to abnormal levels and then get it checked by a doctor.
>>77105712But I'm already low T! I'm a fucking girl basically. Insufferable. You're telling me there's no legal drug I can take that raises my T? Not even a prescription mill that will do it? Really? No nu-male clinic that will do it for me online?
1050 calories and 70g of protein isn't actually that bad of a ratio, I could see some use cases for it like an all-day bike ride, camping, or travelling. If you end up in bumfuck with no kitchen and only greasy dogshit around then it could be a good bailout. This would be pretty degenerate still eating it at home, just make better meals.
>>77101352am i reading that right that is 10g of protein per 28g of food? that's fucking insane
Macros aren't bad but you know its going to be expensive and it's still highly processed slop.
>>77106466Yeah thats right
>>77106640It's my guess that they'll be priced competitively with Quest chips, since that seems to be their target demographic.
>>77101784>"eat eggs">posts a picture of milk
>>77106669This particular product has been being spammed endlessly recently. You'd have to be incredibly naive to actually believe there's 84g protein in there for that price
>>77105708>1000 calories of carbsLet's do the math, Anon.8g of carbs per serving8g * 4 Calories/g = 32 Calories7 servings per container32 Calories/serving * 7 servings = 224 Calories per bagThe whole bag has only 224 Calories from carbs in it.
>>77101380>It's trueWtf I know get why they're so fat
>>77101352it's amazing that no one has figured this out. we've been fattened up as a population for decades, now we're going to be leaned out a little while being goyslopped with mass produced products that help us keep muscle. human-flesh eating ayys are on their way. we're basically livestock.
>>77101352It's smart. Absolute fucking RETARDS are paying $4 for 2 ounces of """protein chips""" from Quest and shit. Why wouldn't Doritos start churning out overpriced sloppa?
>>77101352fuck I thought it was this at first sight, what a throwback
>>77101352wtf my store doesn't have those
>>77101550nobody eats less than half a family sized bag of doritos
>>77101674the first ingredient is milk protein, retard-kun
>>77107789They're not out yet
Imagine having a gym mommy gf who force feeds you these
