Eating Kimchi may actually save your gains by destroying microplastics that suppress testosterone production and other bodily functions. Major whitepill for natty lifters.
>>77102796>microplasticsI am getting more repilled everyday. Is there a pill I can take that does the same thing?
>>77102796No it doesn't, actually.
>>77102796Then I shall get KBBQ next weekend
Fermented food is good for you in general.
I'd go get some but they sell it in a plastic bag at the grocery store
>>77102796Holy shit I think I can order Lactacus planterium at walmart with my EBT card. Gunna see if I can't get that and some protein. Gains bros, WAGMI.
>>77102799Kimchi One
>>77102796does canned kimchi still have all the bacteria? or did the autoclaves kill them off?
>>77102810So back it yourself its easy
>>77102796>destroying microplastics that suppress testosterone productionYou ever seen a korean man?
>>77102831yes, all kimchi has probiotics.>>77102851ever been to korea? its still a very heavily masculine culture there. kpop isnt korea just like how 4chan isnt real life. get off the internet and live a life
>>77102850Should I bury clay pots in my yard like Koreans do?
>>77102796if it doesn't pass the blood brain barrier it doesn't matter.the amount of plastic you eat daily is way more than the amount of kimchi you eat.
>>77102889Hundreds of video tutorials on jewtube.
>>77102796>mayEvery bullshit thing uses "may" because they can't scientifically verify it.
>>77102796>natty liftersyou mean...natty KEKLORDS? lmfao. Eating a Visa debit card right now just to spite you small weaklings. stay virgin, natty cuck
>>77102796>brined pickles, cheddar, sourdough bread, fermented sausages, kefir all have L. plantarumCharcuterie bros won again.
You're telling me plastics that take a thousand years to decompose in nature are destroyed by....kimchi?
>>77103189That's not what it says at all.
>>77103203that's what OP said
>>77102796Bind the microplastics but increased risk of stomach cancer.
>lets eat this thing that has been bonding to plastics
>>77103216>but increased risk of stomach cancer.Are you retarded
>>77103185>All sold in plastic containers>Uses up all L. plantarum before you even eat anyBudget charcuterie bros we lost again.
>>77103247Pickled/fermented foods sometimes have small amounts of fungus that are carcinogenic. The saltiness of the food thins out the mucous in your stomach, making it more likely to for you to get cancer.>>77103216Better to live a short life as a chad than a long life as a beta bitch.
>>77102889Just use a big mason jar. Have a ventable lid on it and you're good
>>77102799>>77102800Retards on /fit/ will do absolutely anything to avoid eating a vegetable, lmao.>>77103248The L. Plantarum reproduces, that's why it's a live probiotic. It can't be "used up" so easily. Also, just buy the stuff in glass jars.>>77103216>>77103254The chance of stomach cancer is minuscule. The increased chance of stomach cancer from eating kimchi regularly is not even measurable. It's 1.5% of all cancer cases in the US.
>>77103272>It's 1.5% of all cancer cases in the US.My bad. I forgot that the US had the highest per capita consumption of Kimchi, the food this thread is about.
>>77103278>what is correlationThe actual cause is high salt intake of their entire diet, not specifically kimchi, and a high prevalence of H. pylori, which is linked to EIGHTY NINE PERCENT of all gastric cancers. Before you go to AI to do your thinking for you, H. pylori has nothing to do with kimchi. It's spread person to person (saliva, poop), so Koreans simply spread it to each other. That is the primary cause of stomach cancer in Korea.
>>77102796Koreans have the highest rate of stomach cancer in the world. Would you rather have cancer or microplastics?
>>77103290HOW MANY PERCENT?
>>77103297>>77103278So Korean women avoid eating Kimchi because it attacks their plastic surgery?
>>77102796I'd rather eat plastic than a bunch of retarded spucy cabbage shit lol
>>77103211I never read what OP has to say. I look at pictures then scroll down and insult people.
>>77103290eww they eat each other's poop?
>>77102796Not a single one of you retards have "suppressed testosterone from microplastics".Its not your water bottle's fault you're a dyel bitch.
>>77103331A sensible chuckle was had
>>77102796*may*so it doesn't
>>77103341The picture said something
>>77103278>>77103290What are asians doing wrong? Koreans and japs have a lot of stomach cancer
>>77103278Mircoplasics prevents anal cancer
>>77103356Even the biggest roid cattle have microplastics the size of a plastic spoon lodged in their brain
>>77103216if you eat korean chives it has a chemical which negates the effect of the high sodium kimchi and reduces stomach cancer risk caused by kimchi, but assuming you aren't eating a full korean diet, the risk of cancer from kimchi is negligible anyway.
>>77102796L. plantarum is found in milk and fermented milk products. I'm white; why would I consume gookcabbage?
>>77102796Is it only kimchi or does it work with sauerkraut or coleslaw too?
>>77102808It's not good, it's just much less bad because much of the innate toxicity of the plant is deactivated in the fermentation process. But this doesn't magically put animal-form nutrients into the food. Fermentation is just how we make plants edible and so they won't kill us early, people who think they are some sort of health panacea are retarded and know nothing about nutrition. Your gut produces saturated fats from fibre anyway, you're just going through a really unpleasant and gassy process to produce the exact same fuel substrates you get from meat in an extremely efficient digestive process. in before "ketoschizo" etc.
>>77103882You would not.White people eat sauerkraut
>>77103936I think kimchi has a specific probiotic that other fermented food dont have
>>77103944Are plants really poisonous? Are we only meant to eat animal fats and proteins?
>>77102796>may >AI summary
>>77103356then why am I bald at 29 and so many zoomers going bald in their early 20s? endocrine disruptors
antinutrients
>>77104345And you confirmed these abnormal hormone levels with blood tests?Your hormones are fine, find something else to blame your shitty life on.Start with the loser in the mirror. I'm in my 50s and have been exposed to plastics in fucking everything for decades longer than you've been alive and none of "uncs and boomers" have all these faggot bitch problems you zoomer losers have.
>>77104369You had far less microplastics during your adolescence unc, your hormones at puberty weren't disturbed by microplastics in your balls
>>77104614You're just making up stupid shit to shoehorn reality into your le plastics meme. There was far more plastic back then because the environmentalists hadnt gotten around to reducing its its use until more recently. Plus plastic back then was probably not as safe as the kind today.You're a bitch because you spent your life since age 8 sitting in a dark room 16 hours a day playing video games, watching cartoons and jacking off to weird porn, not because your slim jim comes in a plastic wrapper. Fucking losers
>>77104369there is a study that microplastics in people increased by 50% from 2016 to 2024
>>77104345Balding is common in men, retard. 25% are balding by 30. There isn't some esoteric answer here. It's common as fuck GG
>>77104753Two data points prove nothing. What was in like on the 80s or 90s?And if every zoomer is so fucked up from microplastics how come the only people with these shitty life problems happen to be frail incels with severe personality disorders?
>>77102796>ai slop
>>77104778Its documented over 8 years which is more relevant to what 80s where no zoomer was born yet happened...And to your second question the answer is quite obvious - shutin lifestyle makes it worse. If you exercise and touch grass you can keep your body in better shape regardless whether you get poisoned or not by chemicals.
>>77104789superior to human slop
>>77104796cope.Your hormones are fine.But its easier to blame le plastics than the loser in the mirror. If you think you hormones are fucked up go to a doctor and get blood tests.But then you will see nothing's wrong with you and you're just a bitch.
>>77104840who said i have issue? you are coping here that microplastics arent a problem by bitching about everyone like a boomer.The main problem is also its in your brain, shits suspected to make the population universally more retarded.
>>77102796Does it also work with non-hipster cabbage?
>>77104845> shits suspected to make the population universally more retarded.That must explain why we stopped making new discoveries, new technology etc since plastic was invented 100 years ago
>>7710279699% of korean households ferment kimchi in plastic containers, so this effect probably doesn't even compensate for the micro plastics in the kimchi itself, let alone all the other sources in our modern life. Still an interesting find though. Maybe at some point we can take an anti micro plastic lactobacillus shot. Like a yakult, but then Korean, and it eliminates micro plastics.
>>77102805If you go to a Korean restaurant then 99% of your food will be coming from (and often heated in) plastic containers, so the amount of micro plastics you will be consuming will FAR outweight the amount that the kimchi can ever get rid off.
>>77104905iq decrease has been literally confirmed. Not to mention that on 100y scale leaded gas is also included.Why are you this retarded?
>>77102796what about Sauerkraut
>>77102796>may
>>77104915because again, the only people who have these problems seem to be incels with personality disorders who spent their entire childhoods and teens hunched over a screen jacking off to weird cartoons for hours on end.
>>77103936>>77104918>>77103967Lactobacillus plantarum is in kimchi and more importantly, in higher doses, in Sauerkraut. One big caveat: pasteurization kills it.
Make kefir at home
>>77104971>One big caveat: pasteurization kills it.German bros, we were so close.
>>77102796Koreans keep winning.
>>77105275Yeah the cheap bagged stuff is all pasteurized, get the refrigerated kind (read the ingredient list ofc).
I make my own kimchi. Does anyone have experinece with keeping it for a long time? I have one batch of kohlrabi kimchi in my fridge for like 10 months already. I kinda forgot about it but now I am like scared to eat it. Not because of the taste or smell but because it probably could kill me. My colleague is fat and eats everything, should I give her a sample and wait for a couple a days if she develops some kind of food poisoning?
Not saying kimchi ain't good for you but you can get AI summary to say the same thing for about a dozen other foods
>>77106022Look it up ya tard, there are studies not just AI
>>77105662That's the play. Give some to fatty
>>77106416>MayYou're the tard here, the retard
>>77104971>>77105632I get my sauerkraut in a jar.But how hard is it to make sauerkraut by yourself anyways? Its fermented cabbage pretty much, and I've got some empty mason jars lying around.
>>77106429>retard still reading AI overview againHoly shit youre retarded
>>77106549sauerkraut has 28 probiotics while kimchi has 900+Theres a reason they use kimchi in these studies and not sauerkraut
>>77103336Yeah I can tell by your postDo me a favor and start eating the stuff out of my recycling bin
>>77103967Sauerkraut is kimchi except really shitty. Oh boy, cabbage and vinegar and nothing else. Kimchi you can make with almost any vegetable, not just cabbage. It's better than sauerkraut from a taste perspective in every single way.
>>77106745yellow hands typed this post
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>>77102799Sauna + donating plasma (gets rid of more than donating blood)
>>77106745>It's better than sauerkraut from a taste perspective in every single way.>naturally lacks flavor>needs to dump in chili peppers and rotten shrimp
>>77102796Koreans are all faggots though, explain that.
>>77107590This is the most retarded pseudoscience bullshit I’ve ever heard. I bet you think microwaves are dangerous too
>>77104970Are these incels in the room with you right now?
Why does one hand gesture destroys all korean men?
>>77107925donating plasma is the best way to clean forever chemicals out of your blood, by faryou know how plasma donation works?
>>77107975Why are you posting here
