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Hello fit I don’t usually post here and apologies if this is the wrong board but I need medical advice I am too ashamed to go the doctors about:
>be me
>addicted to opiates
>dont usually eat more than a handful of chips and maybe some ramen everyday
>can’t get anything for a few hours so start to go into withdrawal
>eat 2 and a half family size bags of cheetos to distract myself
>eventually score
>fast forward
>haven’t taken a shit in 5 days due to opiate constipation
>sit on toilet for 30 minutes
>push out pringles can sized rock hard turd followed by half a pint of reddish black goo

Now ever since this monster turd I am constantly leaking clearish yellow coloured sticky and watery mucous with reddish black blobs in it non stop and occasionally fart out huge amounts of it, does anyone know a way how to stop this? I dont want to go to the doctors and have them examine my arsehole


Thanks
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Anon…
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>>77109116
go to the doctor retard
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You are 100% going to die if you dont get this fixed at the doctors
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A squat plug will take care of your problem
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>>77109116
well for one if you're too embarrassed to ask a doctor you should ask chat gippity or gork or something, not /fit/

but in this case the bot will give you the same advice as the slightly stupider bots here: YOU ARE DYING NIGGA GO TO THE ER
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>>77109116
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>>77109116
Do you have pics of the monster turd? No one takes a shit like that and doesn’t snap a picture, if you’re not larping post it and I’ll share the info I have regarding the mucous
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>>77109192
>No one takes a shit like that and doesn’t snap a picture
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Reddish black is congealed blood and means you have internal bleeding. You should go to the ER tell them you think you have internal bleeding. They will ask you to fill out some forms. Ask the nice lady at the desk to help you.
Dress in your worst clothes they’ll think you’re homeless.
People look down on homeless people as a class, but you as an individual will not be looked down upon. You are just another dreg. A product of the times, it’s not (You) its society.
That’s what I do. I larp as homeless. Because telling the doctor I as a semi functional man am just too lazy to stay healthy is shameful.

The previous doctor I went to was a woman and she constantly shot me evil looks when she heard I lived at home and wasn’t taking care of myself.
Now the doctors respect me as a vagrant. My helplessness is explicable if not excusable because of my perceived socio-economic class.
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>>77109192
>Do you have pics of the monster turd?
I have one on my phone but its not a smart phone so i dont know how to get it on my laptop

>>77109205
>Dress in your worst clothes they’ll think you’re homeless.
I am legally homeless

>>77109205
Can you fix internal bleeding by yourself? Is there anything I can eat to slow it down at least? There isn’t a lot of pain but that might be due to the heroin
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>>77109212
>Can you fix internal bleeding by yourself? Is there anything I can eat to slow it down at least?
yes if you eat glue it should seal up your bleeding
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>>77109116
>I am too ashamed to go the doctors
What do you think is worse between:
>letting one doctor know so you can get it fixed and go on with your life
>having "opiates-fuelled bloody arse" as your official cause of death for everyone to see
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>>77109212
>I have one on my phone but its not a smart phone
You can send it to yourself via e-mail or something else if it has access to the internet.
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>>77109116
Fathom the aroma
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>>77109116
Go the hospital
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>>77111280
but jews are there
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>>77109391
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Medical student here anon. Please go to the doctors' - black runny stool (melena) suggests upper GI bleeding, which is a medical emergency. In layman's terms, you may be bleeding inside.

I've struggled with addiction to alcohol and benzos in the past and been ashamed to speak about it to anyone. However, any decent doctor won't care that you're an addict - their main focus will be on solving your acute problem.
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The biggest challenge u will face is intense painful withdrawals. Hospitals beds are incredibly painful and ivs give you hypothermia so you anxiety and addiction will be playing dread alarms the entire time you are in there.
The alternative is death
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OP is probably already dead at this point.
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testing
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>>77109116
If you're not LARPing you probably have a perforated bowel. Unless you want to die the same way Mr Hands did, just from your own shit wrecking you instead of a giant horse cock, then go to the doctor.
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I am glad my opiate habit started and stopped at red kratom. That shit feels great, don't get me wrong, but there's more to life than just physically feeling amazing.
Now in regards to your medical issue, your almost certainly have upper GI tract bleeding, as MedStudentAnon said.
Go to the doctor, you retard.
Also, get the shot that stops opiates from working and just makes you sick as fuck if you take them. Should help you quit. Withdraw wasn't so bad for me after 3ish years of daily kratom use, getting to over 20gs a night, but if you're on harder stuff, it may be much worse. Mine felt like a bad flu for 5 days.
Godspeed.
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>>77109116
OP where are you
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>>77109116
many moons ago i somehow ended up in a hotel room trying to help my old friend and his gf and ended up doing meth for the first time, followed by fentanyl to come down. that led to literal months long railing fentanyl daily, and i had the same rock hard massive turd that clogged the toilet. this time around fucking with kratom extracts and 7-oh, DHM, MGM-15 i learned my lesson and bought some suppositories from CVS. hadnt shit in about a week and popped one in, immediately evacuated my entire GI tract which was surprisingly watery. so yeah, if you dont plan to get clean you should 100% get some suppository laxatives on hand because you probably know just as well that the pills wont work when your entire intestinal tract is filled with food up to your stomach. also eat magnesium oxide every so often during binges, its the least bioavailable and will draw water into your bowel keeping everything hydrated in there.

im at the end of a week long DHM binge and 5 days of withdrawal, finally feeling normal and doing some light weights. i literally got gassed out using 10lb dumbbells and felt the lactic acid build up after only 20 reps, i cant believe how fucking horrible opiates/opioids/alkaloids are for your health. just a week completely turned me into a frail weak worm
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Schools should use constipation as the main fear of heroin or opiates in general. I don't have problems with other vices but the stories junkies tell me about basically shitting bricks is enough to keep me away from them.
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>>77115025
i cannot believe how many people out there live like this.



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