>>77123852What is this meme even supposed to mean
>>77123863All those steroids and hours wasted at the gym just to be mogged by someone who is just slightly bigger and doesn't even look like they lift
>>77123872it's a meet cute, he wants to bang the vegan jew guy, and they both reject animal foods but love sneed oils
>>77123887>Be rich and famous>someone taller than youWhy live?
>>77124001Dr. Gregor is anti vegetable oil and only advocates for eating whole foods. https://nutritionfacts.org/video/olive-oil-and-artery-function/You can't even meme right.
>>77124049Don't bother. None of ketoschizo's responses will be based on truth. He masturbates to (You)s and never uses any sort of logic to provoke responses.
>>77123852
>>77123852>longevity expert>is short
>>77123852my hip magically repaired itself today. turns out all i really needed was three days off in a row. thought you'd like to know.
>>77124533Isn't he the fitness coach that made some celebrities go down the tranny road?
>>77124518Jesús fucking Christ that's SCP 173
>>77124518Lost.
Good thread. Always looking for these and so rarely anyone but me makes them.
>>77125370
>>77124024To fuck your mum.
>>77124429This skeleton wants to be inside you.
>>77123859Never seen this one. Fatsos are gross.
>>77123887>duuuh he looks small next to a guy who is 2m20
>>77124049Who gives a fuck what that retard's true ethos is, he's a lolcow.
>>77125577Nothing personnel but i would teleport behind him
>>77125577So what do I have to eat to look like him? He looks pretty healthy and super fit, who would have thought he's only 53?
>>77124518This is the type of shit that made 4chan great.
>>77125619>
>>77125619I recognized the style instantlythis is so much better than his smut. he should try being funny again
>>77123863Teehee
>>77125331You didn't post the webm, but that's OK because it's gross.
>>77125554>next to a guy who is 2m20that bloke on the right is 5'11''
>>77125674>yfw you realize that picture is 5 years old
>>77124049he's jewish and everything he says is wrong in some manner
>>77123859Were there any other appearances by the /fit/ tailor? I remember the initial thread but did they ever come back?
This is the worst humour thread I've ever seen on any board ever.
>>77124541that's Harley Pasternack, he's also responsable for Ye's mental state.
>>77126507They are both jewish tho. Not a coincidence
>>77127084was it warhammer?
>>77124635Yet another form of woman daycare
>>77126446Lmao.
>>77125331here's the webm mate
>>77125577Its him! Its The man in the glass box!
>>77123887you dont become mr olympia with such insecurity, they dont care about shit like that, they flex their ass in a thong for an audience, they live in a completely different word to an average /fit/izen who wants to be able to beat people up but too scared to go to a boxing gym so they copeliftalso many of them lost competitions to people shorter than them when they were starting
>>77124533why do people keep posting this? I dont get it whats funny about it
>>77127709obviously
>>77125010>Thanks to my personal trainer Ben Shmuel I'm in a very good shape, stellar shape!>I uuuuh when my daughter was 12 we would shower together, I love her like my wife who is here tonight.
>>77123852i will never put down the sesame oil when i cook
>>77128422makes sense that the tripfag drinks engine oil like a retard
>>77124248Short people live longer.
>>77129434But they have worse lives.
>>77129445Only if they work at the tall things factory.
>>77124429These pickup lines would work on me.
>>77129643Grow a spine!
>>77123852I actually did NOT mean this as a joke but idk what thread I can post in. I'm unironically doing this in my bedroom. Pic is off-scale, butt is actually off the seat, chair supports the back.
Anyone got that one post about an anon wanting to be hoarah loux from elden ring and throwing women through walls?
>>77129678This is how I imagine all Americans on /fit/.
>>77124635I always made sure to let the women go up against the biggest misogynists during randori, just so they don't get any dumb ideas about what they are capable of, kekimagine her getting robbed and then thinking she can fight the guy off. better she already got ragdolled a couple times and knows to just hand over the money.
>>77130198>getting robbedwatch less movies lil bro
>>77129806Why not just buy a used bench? Or make one. Neither option is expensive or difficult.
>>77124635Her membership fees help keep yours low.
>>77127752Trying Too Hard: The Restaurant
>>77129678This one makes me chuckle every time.
>>77130270kys irl fuckhead (maybe jump off a building?)
>>77130369I will call you Lil Chuckler!
>>77130498>I just said a genuinely funny thing, better run away!
>>77123887also notice the tall dudes perfect hairline
>>77127752h-hot
>>77125388it's not the point, but a tip for the teenagers, newfags, and other young fucks in here that have never had a real job:never ask for "permission" to take a day off and never tell your boss(es) why you need the day off. "I will not be here on [date]," no more, no less. Leave no room for argument.
>>77130498I'd be laffin mid poop
>>77130501who the fuck makes these things ?
>>77130317That would take up what little space I have in my bedroom when I have a perfectly fine chair I use for my computer. I use an exercise app that gives # of reps or time depending on the exercise, and I can do things on the internet during rests between sets.
>>77125406>no basis in realityfamiliar phrase
>>77129678>Has THIS ever happened to YOU??
>>77130760Put it under your desk and use it as an ottoman when not in use.
>>77130707The saltiest manlet to ever livet. PERFECT 6’2 human being
>>77130501lol this has got to be like 20 years old
>>77129894Rent free
>>77131174half reps
>>77124001Never forget how blatantly God rigged this series for the Dodgers.
>>77131174Damocles Press.
>>77131174Birkenau, 1942.
>>77125424shin splints, possible lycanthropy
>>77124429I Lost. 10/10
>>77129806Can you remove the back of the chair?
>>77132525Does that make you horny?
>>77132548I can unscrew the thing off the bottom, yeah. But then it would be swivel stool... But in hindsight, I don't lean back anyway when using the chair normally, so that's actually a good idea.
>>77125390Lmao what the fuck
>>77129806I used to do this on like 3 short stools. Ah, those were the times (now is 1000000x better)
>>77129678This made me laugh more than it should have
>>77130498A /fit/ classic
>>77131496Aw an ATF bro
>>77130501lol
>>77130633>perfect>clear as day norwood IIa minimumwut?
>>771255542m20 is bare minimum height in 2026 bruv
Anybody have your greentext about the Finnish (?) soldier who had the little twink buddy but then he came back from leave and he was getting gangbanged on the bathroom and anon felt bad for him but then participated in the gangbang himselfPlease and thank you
>>77135132Uhhhhhhhh...
>>77124049He advocates for sucking the ends of baby cocks after they were surgically mutilated for 0 medical benefit.
>>77124533>RPE is the most useful tool in your training arsenal. I use it and I could probably wander around for 40 years afterwards. It's that effective>I was training so intensely smoke coloured corresponding to where I lived was coming out of my ears
>>77128088Ironic digits. You don't deserve them newfag.
>>77126507He was also the personal "trainer" of Ellen Page. She's obviously of sound mind now too.
>>77135333Yeah it's hot huh
>>77132525Fucking kek
>>77129678I understand homeboy is drunk off his ass but shouldnt that oven be bolted to the wall?
>>77130501I miss the paint comic autism era. Smartphones ruined all the fun
>>77130501moar of this, I can't find the others like when the police beat him up
>>77125010this is from 2020? Biden doesn't look senile
>>77135936I've never seen an oven bolted to the wall.
>>77136235In my country anything over a specific weight needs to be bolted or otherwise secured to the wall. If it isn't and it falls over and injures or kills someone you can be jailed
>>77136249I'm guessing there's a height component to that requirement. But man, I would be fucking pissed off if I had to unbolt a refrigerator from the wall to clean behind it.
>>77125577>have vegan co-worker>he weighs like 60kg at 180cm tall>prod him a bit to see what stupid shit he will say>says eating meat is unnatural >says he came to the conclusion himself"If i were in nature, i would go for colorful fruits not an animal carcas">"you should eat what is in your environment">"if you put an animal carcas infront of baby it would be disgusted!">tell him that he doesnt live in a fucking jungle and neither did his ancestors (im in the balkans) so eating papayas wont work over the winter>tell him that a baby would also eat a crayon if you put it infront of the baby so what a baby would do isnt relevant at all>"but it hurts the animals and its unethical and you dont need meat anymore">ask him if he drinks supplements>he drinks b12>tell him to stop drinking it then if people dont need meat>says meat DOESNT even bave b12 in it anymore and that its been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN>ask him by fucking who>he says "Michael Greger for example">i know i heard the name before and i pray to got it isnt this guy as i google him>its this fucking kike>i burst out lauging and call 2 more colleagues to come over and see what kind of a fucking retard he takes advice fromI was perplexed that someone unironically mentioned this walking meme as a scientist. Vegans are mentally ill. The amount of mental gymnastics this guy had to go through every time to try to prevent looking like a total moron every time was insane
>>77136721vegan in the balkans???bro Babies go crazy for raw meat lmaomy son always grabs the ground pork when we're making cevapcici and eats it raw
>>77136721you made that entire interaction up.
>>77136732In the absence of a modern blender it's basically the only thing they can digest. Both of my sons were coocoo for meat as babies too but it's also about the only thing they'd eat that didn't come out the other end wholly unaltered. It's not for nothing that babies put on vegan diets tend to croak.
>>77130766lmao
>>77131188Literally me.
