Propa British scran editionPrev >>77116840
Luv me some scran when I'm feelin a tad bit pekish yeah?
>>77124633Mental
>>77124633goblinx general weight loss 404 not found
She's definitely lying right?
>>77124633>>77124639ABBY TAYLOR BANNIGAN EDITIONwe're so fucking back, this bitch and her ugly ass bf legit eat 6,000-12,000 calories of slop every day and film it. It looks so fucking disgusting. I used to watch her all the time and estimate her daily cal
>>77124654Kek I didn't know that other people knew about this bitch. That repulsive couple has a kid now, I feel bad for it
>>77124647Thank you for your service, king
>>77124654Do you have the video that calorie count was taken from?
>>77124652Nah, probably not. That's actually a really good video to showcase the obesity epidemic. The only nutritional food she ate was the chicken and rice, and even that is mostly just carbs and protein.All those snacks have 0 nutritional value. There is nothing in there your body can make any use of aside from some quick energy. These nutritional deficiencies add up over the years, lack of physical activity causes more of the excessive calories to get stored as fat, and the cycle continues. Even though she's probably only eating 2000-3000 cal, her body is basically dying because there are no nutrients coming in. Most obese people aren't just overfed, they're undernourished too.
>>77124659Nah, it would have been from before October 2023, thats when that image was made on my phone. So probably one of her videos from October or September 2023
>Eating a full meal every two hours
>>77124665*November ratherBut all her videos were pretty similar from that time>Toastslop breakfast, soda>Snack, soda>Fastfood for lunch, soda>Snack, snack, soda>Fast food or microwave food for dinner>Snack >Snack>Snack>Snack>Snack
>>77124639Not even that fat.Real SEX would make her fit.
>>77124652She's like 5'1 so just that huge chicken and rice meal is her entire caloric maintenance which is like 1.2k.The snacks are where the fat come from.
>>77124665I found the videoTruly grim. These "people" should not be allowed to breed
>>77124695Iirc the kid isn't hers, it's his from another relationship. But agreed. These >people eat like fucking children.
>>77124709Nah it's hers theres a whole bunch of pregnancy related videos on her account. Or maybe theres more than one kid idk
>>77124695Hi jealous manlet (oxymoron I know), notice how the guy isn't even that fat.
>>77124717>the guy isn't even that fat.Maybe for your standards, hamplanet
>>77124695How do people afford to eat like this? Fast food three times in one day??
>>77124633can you imagine hearing a British "person" speak irl (in real life), would drive me up the wall
>>77124752They spent their entire paycheck on foodEating is basically a hobby for them
>>77124781spend*
>>77124633Looks good, that. Proper scran
Repulsive
>>77124834how did it swap lazy eyes at the end?
>>77124851>they want you weak and powerlessShe cannot seriously be implying that obese lards are strong and powerful. That pig would be out breath from one flight of stairs
>>77124652Holy shit she would be so fucking cute if she lost weight. What a complete waste of a femoid. Especially a goblina one which is super rare for them to be attractive.
Genuinely, how do people eat like this and not feel like complete garbage all the time? What the fuck? I eat one processed meal or one packaged chocolately bullshit and I feel like ass for the rest of the day. But then, I've never been fat because I avoid this stuff. How do you consume ONLY things like this and not have an upset stomach or low mood literally all of the time? I'm baffled. I know people eat like shit, but I didn't realize how bad it is.
>>77124647Based
>>77124639LOLOLOL dis niBBa eatin beans!!
>>77124639>>77124633These are ragebait or trolling, right?I simply can't comprehend eating that much food in one day.
>>77124834I hate seeing people chewing food forever but instantly dissolving it in your maw is going a bit too far.
>>77124656it is fucking DILUTED juice you stupid fucking bint reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>77124647I'm thinking based
>>77124910>ragebait or trollingNo, they're just Scottish. The most disgusting members of the British genepool. Their food triangle consists of cholesterol, salt and Irn Bru.
>>77124652Why do fat people put such an emphasis on drinking water Funnily enough water is a great way to handle a diet since it keeps the stomach fuller a lot quicker, letting one feel satisfied with smaller portions, yet these fatsos drink and drink and eat and eat and keep eating
>>77124633>>77124639If i ate just a fraction of those things in the webms it would burn a hole in my stomach, i guess im a stomachlet and im genetically inferior to bri'ish gods and their incomprehensible fine cuisine.
>>77124652Thats it, she ate chicken and rice. Shes healthy, pack it up boys.
>>77124656>everything is yellowThis bitch must have a wonderful body odor>t. Used to date a fat bitch who only ate burger king and smelled like bakery all the time even after a shower
>>77124834Imagine how it must feel getting a sloppy blowjob from this creature
>>77124633>walk into office job today>female coworkers in my department are giga obese lardballs to the point they waddle>i always shower and put parfume on myself, feels good>walk to my desk, the fattest one blocks my path>i never really pay attention to anyone, stare at fatty while she speaks>notice shes bright red on her face, that shit screams "REALLY HIGH blood pressure">she is talking about some gift shes preparing for all of us>shes 1.5m away>the air settles and i notice a putrid stench of shit, dried sweat, tuna and dirty socks>try to keep my face straight>fatty doesnt shut the fuck up and keeps talking>the stench is getting thicker>my breakfast tried to escape my stomach>exhale and hold>fatty finally shuts the fuck up>walk the fuck away to my deskMy fucking god. Now i understand why the non fat coworkers never talk to her. Theres a hot milfy coworker that sits next to her that ive noticed that usually doesnt speak too much or gets to close to her, i think i understand now why.
>>77124834LOOK AT THIS UGLY DYSGENIC FAT FUCK
>>77125400Another story (ive told a bunch of them in other threads)>the thinnest coworker in my department is a based rich as fuck granny>shes famous for speaking her mind>typical granny that tells you the most atrocious shit to your face in a loving and charming way>one of the lardballs is commenting abput if she should go watch a movie or some shit>based granny casually tells her "what you really should do is eating way less">lardball grins and says "yea i should try">based granny says "no, dont try, do it">hold my sides so they dont go out the window flyingThis is a female dominated work environment and i dont speak to anyone if its not necessary because muh feminism, but the female coworkers are reckless on throwing shit at each other. The based granny is a woman and can get away with her shit, but if i said anything that remotely implied what she said i would be in jail. The fatties go the extra mile to trying to mock me and shame me for not pigging out and going to the gym, but my body makes them feel hyperconcious and they are always talking about exercising and dieting (but they never do that and they just go to the nearest chocolate cookie box)
>>77124831>>77124834What makes me angry is that she would be so cute if she just lost the weight. It's such a shame that she did this to herself
>>77124851>how did it swap lazy eyes at the end?Probably looking to the side. I had an awesome prof in college that had a lazy eye and whenever he asked me a question in class I could never figure out that he was looking at me so it always seemed like I wasn’t paying attention lol
>>77124867Chocolate and cookies are legal antidepressant, they help do deal with sudden anxiety and stabilise mood
>>77125312That's how they show that they're "healthy" even though they're fat. It's the same reason they often make sure to include that they ate a salad or a piece of fruit or went for a slow, five-minute walk.>see i drink lots of water and eat nutritional foods and exercise! Obesity is a gene! HAES!
>>77124652the "a little bit/a few" snacks will be the entire package of the thing. also she didn't post her lunch (doubt she skipped it)
>>77124867They feel like shit almost all the time and just attribute it to getting old/genetics/other problems. I used to be like that when I only ate slop. Trouble sleeping, random stomach aches, random migraines, low energy, etc. Once I started eating right all of those problems went away. I've told my friends this and they refuse to change their lifestyle. All of them have some excuse as to why it's too much effort to cook a good meal or not order slop. Doesn't help that nutritional education in America is non-existent.
>>77124671>>77124656>>77124639All things considered, they dont look as fat as expectedBut maybe that's because i've only seen them for the shoulders up. Some fatsos have L to M sized faces while being actual whales
>>77124834literally looks less sentient than an elephant>>77125437is this bait? She's so deformed that there's zero indication of what she might have looked like, and she has no generally attractive features>>77125835don't let the giga obeasts in these threads desensitize you, they are both visibly morbidly obese
>>77124671WHERE DOES SHE FIND THE TIME TO EAT ALL DAY! Does she not have a job or kids or something better to do than occupy 75% of he day prepping/picking up, consuming, and filming herself@
>>77124867Completely fucked up gut biome from years of abuse. Opportunistic microbes can produce or modulate serotonin production in response to sugar and cause people to feel sick if they try to eat well because they release toxins as they're starved out and die. Their bodies are being colonized and controlled by foreign invaders. Like that Virgie Tovar image where she drove an hour for donuts. I see people like this and I imagine the microbes have assumed direct control
>>77124867testament to the miracle of the human body really. until a certain age it can really run on shit fuel with much issue. i quit smoking 10 years ago and felt completely fine while smoking half a pack+ per day. if you'd ask me to smoke half of that amount today i'd probably have a NDE for a few days from how shitty i'd feel. kinda like how alcoholics manage to condition themselves to be permadrunk essentially and the body still keeps going
>>77125889how to get positive invaders?
>>77125866She works in an office and she does have one kid
>>77124647she actually gained weight, didn't she?
>>77124694Her caloric maintenance would be 1.2k if she were normal-sized, but it's actually more around 3k calories to maintain all of that fat
https://bunkr.si/a/46sOJ4dy most disturbing thing I've seen today...
>>77124647Blessed
>>77124647Been a while since I've been to these threads, what is the qrd on this?
>>77125428lmao based granny, it doesn't matter what happens to her she'll get her social security and be comfortablemight as well give them fat bitches the what for
>>77124867What's really wild is ever since getting off the fast food and cooking for myself with actual vegetables, whole grains, and meat, I feel like I could cram food into my face to the point of being nearly sick and I'm still seeing my pants sizes drop. Satiated, and feeling infinitely more healthy and energetic, currently at 169 lbs and pants with a 33 inch waist are falling off my ass, and it's only going down.How do these people live like this?
>>77124633It's not hate. You don't hate them. You're just glad your body is better looking than theirs. That's not hate, there's another word for that probably but I don't know it.
>>77124671Just remember lads, this is what your taxes go towards - this fat fuck couple of giro grabbing cunts. They are single handedly funding the JeetEat army invading the UK.
>>77124851Thanks for blessing the thread with your content, doll. God bless
>>77125304Aye pal, I think you will find our food triangle actually consists of Deep Fried Beige things, Irn Bru and Heroin!
>>77126247What is this bros? I'm scared to click
>>77124752credit card maxing
Based lad doing the lord's work
>>77124633What disgusting pig
>>77124656what is Englands obsession with putting carbs between slices of bread with no meat?
>>77126846That's probably not even maintenance for somebody this size. Also, she's so fucking hot. Absolutely would.
>>77124867I used to eat junk a lot in college and didn't feel like shit, even though all my friends who had decent upbringings and ate well told me that I must feel awful.I actually started to believe them and wondered how good I might feel if I got off it, maybe there's a next level of good if I do.There's not. I eat very well as an adult, and one junk meal now makes me feel gross, but when I was in it, I felt the same as I do now, just with more ups and downs. You crash, and you binge, and you stay casually overweight at best. But it's quite survivable day to day, they won't realise anything is wrong.
>>77126684Beige food is the best, I love our pishy island
>>77126927>Also, she's so fucking hot. Absolutely would.Now imagine her without the makeup
>With a group of ten plus size girls the stares are constant, these are just the ones i happened to catch while filming other things. If they didnt want to be recorded then dont stare! Its happened throughout the YEARS ive been here. Hair color doesnt matter.Imagine being italian and seeing 10 hambeast americans waddling around, can you really blame them
>>77126809It's the smugness of this one that gets me.They have to invent a slow-release GLP-1 implant that you can jam into fat hogs like this that can last 5 years like a fucking birth control implant, required in order to qualify for health insurance.
>>77124633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RGOlV6k5YkCan you sit to stand without chair support /fit/? What about while also decolonizing fitness?
This fat fucking lazy cunt can't even write her own video captions and obviously uses AI to write them for her
>>77127014have you seen her arrest bodycam video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_2KsgLIMH8She kept filing false rape reports in order to stay in rape crisis centers as an alternative to paying rent
Wall-E
>>77127024>THEY'RE TRYING TO RAPE ME>The cop: that is the last thing that we will ever do
>>77127029missed opportunity for this line
>>77127024Lmao, ~12 minutes in, her fingers are too fat to operate the phone
>>77127024What a good use of our tax dollars
>>77127043Kek and the based officer refuses to type the number in for her
>>77126666ty anon
>>77124639This gotta be rage?
In addition to vanity sizing, bikini designs got it the worse.
>>77124633You'd have to train at least 3 hours every day doing some rigorous exercise to burn all that shit up. Goodness gracious.
>>77127176looks like shes digging for gold nuggets lmao
>>77125437>she would be so cute if she just lost the weightMy nigga..
>>77126757Fat people having sex
>>77127024>THEYRE TRYING TO RAPE ME SIR>that is the last thing we will ever doI don't think anyone could rape her if they tried
>>77125437No bro.... no.
>>77124671OT but the mcmuffin is so good, probably the least slop product at mcdonaldsI wonder if the eggs are also frozen though
>>77127275Everything is frozen
>>77127275I've never tried it but that looks very easy to make at home, what's the appeal
>>77127282Costco sells a good croissant, eggs, bacon and cheese breakfast sandwich for $2 each. I just each those
>>77127289Post belly fat or stfu
>>77126757pov doggy style, pumping a big fat ass that looks like slapping a waterbed
>>77126809thanks for taking me to Chili's for a steak.what do you want to do now? let's go back to my place. can we stop by McDonald's?
>>77125428and then (get this)... everybody clapped!!
>>77127026insane battery life on that thing
>>77124639How do people regularly eat like this? The first two meals alone would put me in a food coma for the rest of the day.
>>77127471Lots of practice
>>77127014She's not technically speaking wrong but they haven't changed in like 3 decades so I can't imagine she's ever actually experienced them getting smaller. She's just getting fatter.
>>77127608There is a trend. The trend sucks. But unless you were a fully grown adult in the '70s you're not gonna personally remember a better time.
>>77126986I feel like you would get the same reaction in the us if you recorded a bunch of random people for no reason
>>77127514
>>77127514>>77127773Humpty dumpty looking headahh
>>77124633This was dreadful full stop, but the salt on the fried rice takes the fuckin cake. That stuff is always salty as fuck from the get go
>>77126897She's Scottish
I know that a lot of anons use /fph/ as motivation to lose weight, but as someone who only has to shed around 8kg if anything these lardballs make me feel like I'm not so bad after all, which is not something I want. Thankfully I'm always around fit people irl, but be careful guys don't let your perception of what's fat be warped by these behemoths>>77126408Contempt? Disdain? Condescension? Hilarity? Relief?
>>77126809I don't get why the fuck they all have to eat so fucking disgustingly, why is it impossible to bite and chew normally? I'm a decently fat fuck myself but i don't think I chew like a cow with cud.also>plain untoasted bagel
>>77127777
>>77126825small premise, once every couple of years me and my friends go to a local amusement park, in the off season its opening window is 3 hours shorter than Disneyland's but still, between the lines and moving around we barely have time to go on all the rides we like and we only eat a quick lunch. So my question is: did this bitch go on a single ride throughout the day, or do fatasses really buy an entrance ticket just to waddle around and gobble all the overpriced slop they set their eyes on?
>>77127773when the third chin is bigger than your fucking forehead it's a goddamn sign
>>77127515how is your body not the result of your choices though? unless you were starved or force fed, you made choices about what to eat day to day, even if you have some kind of metabolic issue that makes gaining/losing easier/harder that does not mean impossible
>>77127289>Costco sells a good croissantthey're passable but honestly go to a local bakery and get a croissant, the difference is night and day
>>77127848retards turn every fact that hurts their feelings into an opinion so they can just choose to believe the opposite
>>77127514My dad always said: if you can't be an inspiration, don't be a cautionary tale.
>>77124652The cocoa puff and the cheetos alone are almost 1k cal.
>>77127024my sides.I swear fatties are walking comeday slap sticks
>>77125295No, it IS "diluting juice" aka squash, a sweetened fruit concentrate for diluting. It's a different thing to real juice that has been diluted.
