Even though I hit abs at the gym as part of my workout, a solid session of sex will leave me with ab doms the next day. Am I not hitting abs hard enough in the gym? Or is sex really the best ab workout?
>>77144793That's not your abs that's just your guts from taking bbc
>>77144795Mutt's law
Subtlest humble brag thread.
>>77144793do you train your abs for endurance or do you just do a few short sets?
>>77144904I know it probably seems that way but it's a legit question.>>771449933x15 decline sit ups with a 5kg weight.
>>77145059wypierdalaj
>>77145059>>77145065
This thread gets posted daily with only slight rewording. It's the same guy making the thread every single time.
>>77145091>>77145091What the fuck?
>>77145091FINALLY SOMEONE POSTED THE VIDEO AND NOT JUST THE SCREENSHOTS LMAO
>>77145091How is this fitness?
>>77145741How is the psoas schizo spamming his schizophrenia fitness?
>>>77145059 # (You)
I always though this machine was a worthless piece of shit but now I am starting to come around to it. I consider it an ab workout that also gets me a tricep pump. The abs definitely get hit harder than triceps if you are strong.
How do I have sex (no fatties)
>>771458071: By being born tall and with a very beautiful face.2: By cucking out and signaling that you'll be a good provider and source of stability, then going on several dates, at which point she'll give you obligatory passionless sex.
>>77145829Why don't you just learn game instead of those two options? Do zoomies not believe in the concept of game because they exclusively date with apps? Or is it just such a socially retarded generation that you don't view it as a reasonable possibility that you develop social skills?
>>77145041>3x15 decline sit ups with a 5kg weight.that's hypertrophy training, your OP is like saying "even though I do squats in the gym, a long hike leaves me with legs doms the next day".So if you want to avoid gettins sore abs after sex train them for endurance, do planks and high-rep bodyweight exercises
>>77145832Game is jester coping for ugly dudes. Sorry to break it to you. Unless you just mean “develop an attractive personality” in which case, yes. Step 1. Be attractive. You are saying the same thing the above guy is saying
>>77145832Being suave or whatever won't magically take you from "he's so unattractive to me that I don't even want to sleep with him" to "he's sexy and turns me on". You're either attractive or you aren't, quit coping with ideas like "game".
>>77145845>>77145850lol at you defeated cucks I am living proof that game is real and works. I am a 5'11 manlet king with a large and crooked nose and there is no way I am objectively above a 6/10 and yet I have fucked some super hot girls because I am fun to be around and know how to have amusing interactions with people. You will never be successful with women if you think that literally being a fun guy is somehow beneath you or performative or low status. I guess you know you will never be successful though, thats the only way you could believe this bullshit
>>77145850>being suave or whatever won't magically take you from "he's so unattractive to me that I don't even want to sleep with him" to "he's sexy and turns me on"nobody ever said it would. There are "yes girls", "no girls', and "maybe girls". Game is about fucking the maybe girls because the yes girls are almost always fat or flawed in some way.
>>77145906Alright, rizzler.Let's say you see a girl on her phone at the coffee shop.How about you tell us some pickup lines to make her drenching wet and begging for your cock?Paint an interaction for us losers with no game.
>>77145906>>77145916Women love sex just as much as men, so if a woman isn't eager to have sex with you early on and you need to win her over with confidence or humor or whatever it is you're talking about, something is seriously wrong.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/317273311_Disgust_Trumps_Lust_Women's_Disgust_and_Attraction_Towards_Men_Is_Unaffected_by_Sexual_ArousalResearch has proven that women experience a disgust response towards non-chads, disgust as in the same emotion you'd feel when you came across a rancid carcass covered in maggots lying out in the sun. Imagine thinking that acting masculine or funny or w/e can make up for being seen in the same way as a rotting corpse. The simple reality is that women are genetically programmed to only like having sex with genetically lucky men. Any other sex is done by them as a chore that they're obligated to put up with, or as a reward for being a Real Man / being a good boy / being amusing, or for some other ulterior reason, NOT as a result of genuine sexual desire.
>>77145845You're forgetting the minorities. In the hood, game is aggressively and clumsily hitting on anything with a pulse at all times until someone puts out and then disappearing when the pregtest comes back positive.
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>>77144795haha OP BTFO
>>77146113bro why is this so hard for you autists to understand? At a buisness we need a good product that people want. We also need an effective sales strategy. No amount of skill in sales and marketing will help you sell disgusting rancid meat to women. Conversely, many buisnesses have a great product but poor sales because they don't get enough exposure or don't have a good sales pitch. looksmaxxing and self improvement are where you make your product good. Game is where you make your sales. A good product with a good salesman, now thats a recipe for unlimited pussy. Its not an either/or question. you NEED both. Because YOU are not genetically gifted enough to have a product so enticing that it sells itself.
>>77146155The "sales strategy" happens 0.1 seconds after she sees you, you're either physically attractive or you aren't. It's not that complicated. What normgroids need to understand is that women have sex for a lot of reasons other that genuine sexual desire. That's how sub-8 males end up getting laid sometimes.
>>77146193imagine being balls deep inside an 8/10 with big tits and small nipples and wondering if she is letting you fuck her because your bone structure is great or if she is letting you fuck her only because you talked her into it.
>>77146212Sex with a 0/10 who's horny for you is preferable over sex with an 11/10 who's not actually enjoying it.
>>77146223you don't understand women bro, like at all. Everything is related to everything else in the female mind. They are not capable of objectively evaluating your looks and your personality separately like we can do to them. If you make her horny you must be hot. The tail wags the dog.
>>77146236Replied to the wrong person?
>>77146263nope I guess it just went over your head
>>77146271Then what does what you said have to do with what I posted?
>>77146134>"What's up with the music in here? Who gave my grandmother the aux?">"I really don't go for girls that don't have good taste in shoes."
>>77146002>Walk over and take her phone away>Tell her she has to suck your cock if she wants it back.>Provide a forged legal document that indicates liability on her part if she fails to perform oral sex for the return of her phone. >Kill the cops who arrive to arrest you. Boom. Now you have a story to tell the kids.
>>77146223Hey now, NTA, but let's be reasonable here. Say maybe a 6/10. And that's coming from a guy that recommends grindingbutterfaces and fatties for xp all the time on this board.You're on the right track, though. I lost my virginity to a butterface with a great body in college. She absolutely glowed when my dick was inside her. I leveled up enough over time to marry well, and my wife is absolutely beautiful every single day, but she's still at her utmost when she's feeling it for me.
>>77145059>to load abs lats needs to be relaxedFalse because abs wheel is the only real abs isolation workout.
>>77145906I value my virginity. I'd rather look at it this way, sex is sexual reproduction, if I never forget this, then the woman I want to have sex with needs to fit within this fact, to make it fit she needs to be the sort of mother I would myself want, because that's the position I would put her in by having sex with her. On the other hand, there is my part, if the first part made sense, then I need to do the same for myself, become and act like the father I would want to have because that's the position I would put myself in, and it turns out that acting this way is respectable, even outside of sexual activities, even if my dick stopped working, it also turns out that the type of woman who make great mother is someone worthwhile to spend time with, not just having sex with, since life may start with sex but it is not only that. It also turns out that acting this way is way more natural than jestermaxxing on Instagram.
>>77146273Learn to think and read
>>77146286>I don’t go for girls that don’t have good taste in shoes This is a god tier line bro. You then make her do a little twirl for you to show off her shoes. Or you neg her for her man shoes and tell her they look stinky. You can also demonstrate a knowledge of women’s shoes if you have such, and that puts you in rare air. It’s also just disqualifying her and that is what gets women to assume you have options and makes them want you more.
>>77146369I said it's better to fuck a woman who's attracted to you than a woman who isn't, and you started talking about how women confuse looks with personality. I can't figure out what you're trying to say. Yeah, women are lookists, so what's that supposed to prove?
>>77146378If she is letting you fuck her she is attracted to you assuming it’s not prostitution or something. Which is why I explained to you that female attraction does not work like male attraction. And you are making the mistake of assuming they think like you do.
>>77146373At the point where she does a little twirl for you and you can 'disqualify' her, she's already willing to fuck you and finds you hot anyways, so of course such faggy line would work.Then again, it's on me since it even says so in the screencap.
>>77146389>If she is letting you fuck her she is attracted to youLmao>assuming it’s not prostitution or something>OR SOMETHINGMy sweet summer child, there are plenty of women who are very willing to have sex in order to get benefits that don't qualify as formal prostitution. Usually wealth in forms other than direct payment, but sometimes social status, trying to erase the past, and sometimes even just emotional comfort.Guys fail to get through their thick skulls that most women can EASILY fuck men they're not attracted to if they can collect other benefits. Men rarely can, but women often can, and often do.
>>77146399I don’t think so bro. Often there will be girls who are interested in you or find you physically attractive but are just not ready to fuck. Using these “compliance tests” is the best way to determine how ready she is to fuck and if she will spin for you there is a good chance she will also take off clothes for you. And personally I am after love more than sex. So everything I do is a bit overkill since my goal is to suck the love out of her soul like a vampire rather than merely insert my dick in her
>>77146413I don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Really don’t care if she is letting me fuck her because she thinks my bone structure is Chad. Or I remind her of the uncle who molested her. Or I just simply caught her ovulating and on Xanax and made her feel just comfortable enough to open her legs. I assume it’s always because I’m awesome and use every win to strengthen my self esteem.
>>77146389>If she is letting you fuck her she is attracted to youThat's 100% untrue, you have no idea what you're talking about, you don't understand women at all. Women will have sex with men because they want favors, because they want to feel desirable, because he's amusing and they want him around more, because they're bored and chad isn't around, because they want to lock him down in a relationship and have a provider. They'll sleep with men for almost no reason. That doesn't mean they're attracted to him.The main difference between male sexuality and female sexuality is their disgust response towards non-chads.
>>77146424You are 100% not understanding the context. We are talking about picking up women. They don't fuck random strangers on the off chance of getting a favor. They do it cause they want to
>>77146416>find you physically attractiveWell, fuck.I thought this whole reply chain was about anon having a crooked nose and being ugly.Not about a chad making sure his roster of girls is ready to fuck.
>>77146453Don't bother, these niggas are retards and they don't want to know how women actually think, they want to be miserable with other faggots online
>>77146456You need to read >>77146236 like 10 more times and have grok explain it to you. Stop thinking female attraction works like male attraction. Your looks are only a small part of the equation and in real life men are not just divided into chads and incels there is wide range of attractiveness.
>>77146466>Small partI won't say it's everything, but it's definitely most of the equation.Why do you think half of marriages have a dead bedroom? Because the lack of cheesy pick-up lines?
>>77146463>these niggas are retards and they don't want to know how women actually think>"Wowzers, she had SEX with me! That must mean she thinks I'm sexy! YAHOO!"
Based psoas schizo shitting up normalfaggot humblebrag thread
>>77146453You don't know what you're talking about. Women will think "this guy sure is fun, so I think I'll reward him with sex now". If a woman simply finds a guy attractive, he won't need to go through some bullshit song and dance to prove himself before she wanted to hook up with him.
>>77146481Those cucked sexless husbands obviously just weren't alpha enough.
>>77146500>this guy sure is fun, so I think I'll reward him with sex nowYeah ok
>>77146510I'm not saying it's a dignified way to get laid or that it's a situation you should aim for, I'm just saying it's one of the reasons why women have sex aside from lust.
>>77146518Delusional
>>77146522You'll find out how "delusional" it is when you get cucked and/or end up in a dead bedroom.
>>77144793Theres a REALLY good reason why women are obsessed with abs and it's because they're the "sex muscles"
>>77146113Yup it is why dead bedrooms are so common and the troupe about women not wanting to sleep with their husbands.They had no issues sleeping with Chad in college
>>77146534>Theres a REALLY good reason why women are obsessed with absThey aren't. They like abs, but they're more stimulated by upper body muscles.
>>77146542>ottermodes are both asianInvalidates your study a wee bit there.Plus, the methodology in general. "Tougher looking guys scored more partners" sounds like correlation, not causation. Bunch of insecure roid-trannies out hooking up with desperate fat chicks to prove their masculinity, sounds like.Find me the study that accounts for quality of partners. Every 10 is worth 2 6s.
>>77144793>Sex the best ab Workout?I wouldn't know.
>>77145807Is this Tariq? The dude behind the phrase "buck broken?"
>>77146113sure, not everyone is born lucky.but your lineage survived this far. maybe if you tapped into what your ancestors were up to, you would not have such problems.
>>77146806In orangutans, the females only want to have sex with the genetic elite gigachads, they hate and avoid most males. Human mating is similar, except instead of non-elite males reproducing via rape, they instead reproduce by trading resources and stability for passionless (albeit consensual) sex.
>>77146420I don't care why she lets you fuck her, but>bone structure is Chad>caught her ovulating and on Xanax>remind her of the uncle who molested herThose are all the same: she gets wet over you by any normal or very fucked up reason, and wants your dick hitting her cervix. If that's true, regardless of reason, props to you.But often women let men fuck them by reasons NOT related to "he makes her wet". Those reasons were what I was talking about: many women prostitute themselves and fuck guys they didn't really want to fuck in order to collect benefits not related to immediate sexual pleasure and orgasms. And men fail to understand that because 99% of the times men fuck a woman, the main reason they do so is to have pleasure and cum inside/over her, not as a means to some untelated benefit. That's why men worngly assume women feel "sexually attracted" to money, comfort, wifey status or whatever.
>>77146453>They don't fuck random strangers on the off chance of getting a favor. They do it cause they want toNot always true, but you're right. The most likely situation a woman in 2026 will have sex because she wants to, not because she's prostituting herself for benefits, is when she lets a stranger hit it (usually raw). Unless said stranger invites her to a luxury loft with expensive champagne to spend the night, then she might prostitute herself for the "thrill" of feeling rich.
>>77146527Says the clown
>>77146500> If a woman simply finds a guy attractive, he won't need to go through some bullshit song and dance to prove himself before she wanted to hook up with himThis.I still remember this girl I didn't fuck but at least got to suck on her tits and she made me cum from a handjob. I usually don't count her on my "body count" because I didn't fuck her, but maybe I should, idk.>19 or 20 yo>friends at the beach at night, lots of booze>friends say "I'll introduce you to becky, she likes guys that look like you"Some sort of Pedro-phenotype fetish that I don't understand to this day but whatever>I say hi>becky is 17-18 yo, a little chubby but beautiful green eyes and massive tits, very much like picrel>we sit by the shore, somewhat distant from everyone else>we start to make out until titsucking and handjob take place>I suck and lick those tits like my life depends on it>after 1-2 hours of almost-sex and she having my sperm all over her hands she says>"you don't talk much do you"I'm autistic, so no, I don't talk much unless social situation demands it from me, in which case I mask as a talkative normie>I just reply "yeah, well...">more god knows how much time of non-penetrative "sex">at some point we gotta leaveThat girl, more than anyone else, found me attractive enough to the point I had ZERO need to jestermaxx to get her to make me cum.Funny enough she was the last girl I had before I started dating my now wife. Funny enough too when I showed interest in my now wife and she started to play hard-to-get, I immediately thought "fuck this jestering, I'm gonna go back to becky", and somehow my now wife sensed that I wasn't gonna give a fuck about her games and dropped them immediately, so we got together.Anyway, thanks becky for showing me what raw desire is, you're a based hoe. I hope you're doing well.
>>77146899>knowing that sex doesn't mean attraction makes you a clown
>>77144793Dude stop. Don’t talk about sex on /fit/
>>77147123I didn't know this would happen
