I don't wipeu?
>>77147853I use a bidet
>>77147864I meant the machines after workout dummy lol
>t. horsedont look it up
>>77147853Nope and I give 0 fuxks I don’t care if others wipe their machines or not, but I do give people a smug look when they wipe off a bench that they touched for 5 seconds doing rows without leaving any sweat while I walk around without a stupid rag and spraybottle
No lmao, didn't even do that pussy shit during the coronahoax
>>77147853Only when I'm actually sweaty
>>77147853Literally need to head out in the shower and gouge out my arsehole with a heavy duty cleaning spunge whenever I take a shit.Poop is like a cosmic mistake. That shit is so beyond vile and disgusting, it genuinely feels like the fabric of existence fucked up somewhere by allowing it to exist.
I use a bidet and THEN wipe because I'm not a dirty Jew
Skidmarkmaxing is the only way brah
>>77147933Sitting to poop is indeed a humiliation ritual. We are meant to squat so all the poop comes out cleanly. >>77147962>wipewith your hand, right?
>>77147870DO look it up
i use cloth of untouchable saar
Wiping your asshole is gay.You need to have your boyfriend toss your salad instead.
I don't want to make a new thread but how do I get rock hard poop? I've been popping mush for years.
>>77148634Diet?
>>77148634As far as I know thats all diet. That or your colon is a second hand refurbished.
I definitely make sure that the sweat imprint of my balls is prominent when I walk away from what I was doing
if it actually mattered whether or not i do this, then you would have taught me how during the seven years when people were trying to kill me slowly with microwaves or frame me to put me in prison. it's too late now. i stopped trusting you a long time ago.
>>77147853you are the wipe
No, I wipe myself.
>>77148634>>77148634spec diet into heavy protein and fats. my brother did that and has been shitting bricks for months now, secondhand account from him it apparently doesn't even flush anymore and he has to use the toilet cleaner brush to break it up
>>77147866>He doesn't bidet the gym equipment after a workoutDisgusting
>>77147870just tell me. it's obvious that a horse doesn't wipe its ass, so no idea what to google for
>>77149750no
>>77147853Yes sirs I have perfectly balance dosha cow urine supplement produce cleanest movement in all Dehli
>>77147853post hands
>>77147853I did during the covid too, mostly because germs and no I don't have ocd
>>77149891well I only found that you need to wipe dust off the horse
>>77149750>>77150057Horse anuses are structured in a way that when they defecate, they essentially prolapse at will, making it so that when they finish their business, there's no shit on their ponut. Helps maintain cleanliness and prevent infections. Apparently, it's such a wacky mechanism, some industrial machinery makes use of it.
>>77147864i need a bidet. using tp is kinda nasty
>>77150068that's pretty cool, thanks
>>77147962Bidet then pat dry masterrace reporting in.
>>77148634Opiates. you will regret it tho.
>>77147853Of course I do I'm white.
