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How to cope with the fact that you're going to lose a significant amount of muscle mass because you got drafted to be a zogbot for a year?
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>>77149921
teamkill
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>>77149921
Can't you just eat more and exercise as much as you can? Like bench press your buddies or something if you can't access weights. You can bench someone's bodyweight, right?
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>>77149921
All you need is pushups
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>>77149921
You don't even lose a lot of muscle from a year of not lifting.
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>>77149921
I thought you /pol/ faggots were still hiding under beds pissing yourselves because MIGA DRUMPFFTTT was going to dradt you last year when bombed Iran's nuke plants?
And then in 2023 after the Oct 7 attacks?
And then in 2021 when Solimani got droned?
And several times before that when you said WW3 was going to start over Rocket Man?
You dont even lift. Go back to /pol/ faggot
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>>77149921
i dont think muscle loss will be a problem where you're going...
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If you don’t get blown apart by a drone, there’s a very high chance you get all the sweet brown Iranian pussy you can handle
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>>77149921
I'm over the draft age so I feel nothing.
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>>77150275
I'm not from the states. Nordcuck countries in EU have mandatory military service for all males so yeah.
>>77150227
Nah, they just force you to do gay ass stretches and meme exercises like crunches and push ups. Not even pull ups lmao.
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>>77150327
>>77150376
Realistically, Burgerstan would only do a draft if it somehow lost like 500k troops with Bagelstan attacking Uraniumstan. My plan would just be do zoom school and then go work defense con if I were in the age window.
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>>77149943
How are they going to prevent people from tking?
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>>77150384
Vietnam proved the draft is no longer viable, and every single metric has only worsened since the 70s. Everyone is so much less fit now, both physically and mentally, and the zoomers/alphas don't give a shit about Israel or Iran. Teamkilling actually was a real issue back then too.
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>>77150384
For amerimutts like you, yeah, that would be viable. In my case, I'll be the first to get droned because of the proximity to a "certain" country. They recently announced, that during mobilization, no male under 65 can leave the country.
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>already passed the age of recruitment/draft age
>all the young guys get sold to get their limbs exploded for even older fat fucks in power
>feel bad
>have to do my part
>keep their wives/gfs beds warm while they're dying for no reason but muh Juus need saving!
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>>77150488
>already passed the age of recruitment/draft age
I thought the same until they changed the draft age from 26 to 35 lmao. Maybe, you're older than 35.
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>>77150522
>26
The draft age limit was that young? I thought we had guys in their 40s getting drafted for WW2. I always assumed that would stay the same.
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>>77150547
It's a different here. In nordcuck countries we have mandatory military service for all males. Here in Finland, every male up to age 60, has to serve in the army for a year. If you refuse it, you get a prison sentence.
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>>77150589
aren't your prisons comfy and you get playstation and shit?
that one guy killed those kids and he basically lives in a college dorm situation now
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>>77150616
Yeah but I'm not brown so forced military service is the only "option" for me. Such is life.
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>>77149921
I have Narcolepsy so I'm not eligible for military service. GG2EZ
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>>77150618
you're saying only browns get the comfy prison in your country?
the commie kid shooter guy was white and he's playing ps2
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>>77150669
Idk to what kid you're referring. I mean Breivik rots with his ps4, that's true.
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>>77150396
they can't
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>>77149921
I cope by knowing Ill be fighting for out greatest ally
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>>77150695
yea, him
just saying, chilling playing playstation is better than being cannon fodder for jew wars
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>>77149921
Just don't go.



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