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why do the leading anti ageing gurus look like shit ? are they just grifters ?
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Who thought worrying 24/7 about x or y (namely looking young and living long, ironic) kills you and ages you early

Also they follow whatever guideline WHO aporoved big pharma conflict of interest lab rat or correlation "study" questionnaire flavor of the month paper, and most tell them to chug down weird russian lab concoctions and go vegan and whatnot.
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>>77150986
That favela macaco is an anti-aging guru now?? Get some guys who age well in there instead.
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>>77151042
>Now
Always has been, he spends his days arguing on instagram and tiktok with trolls and has some videos talking about saffron and other herbs being youth panaceas
Also your picrel looks his age that's not a greta example
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>>77151042
how is he any less guru than the midwit billionaire tranny ?

chose them for the pic because they look equally ridiculous, and ppl here ridicule them in same way
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>>77150986
I don't think Brian is claiming to be a guru. He's just trying a bunch of stuff with his money and documenting the results for people to see.
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>>77150986
not sure what those kids have to do with your post anon.
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>>77151087
scientifically, what's the value in documenting "trying bunch of stuff" ? is him looking like shit part of that documentation ?
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>>77151042
whys he got videodrome vhs stomach?
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>>77150986
why would a 17 year old have to worry about anti aging
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>>77151097
the value is that you might discover a breakthrough in anti-aging and the general public can use that for their own health. Or they can take your research and figure out their own discoveries by building on your research and trying their own things.
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>>77151042
jared leto is the anti aging GOAT
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>>77151111
there's nothing to build on its random ass shit
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>>77151087
>n=1
Down the drain it goes
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>>77150986
Bro that is an actual child
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>>77151111
checked
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>>77151042
Running a sex cult is the best base for longevity.
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>>77150986
>Left
Looks 19
>Right
Looks late 50's

>>77151042
>Left
Looks 38 with a good body and attractive face, but he actually does look his age in his face.
>Right
Looks 53 with a good body.
His eyes look aged as fuck and even with the poor quality image he looks very aged.

You can't beat the wall. Brad Pitt though did a decent job for a while. Just stay in shape, 90% of looking old and like shit is having a fat face.
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>>77151135
>Looks 19
lol
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>>77151115
this is why you'll always be a loser because you don't see the value in trying new stuff. This is how all discoveries are made, retard. Most of the time nothing happens but sometimes something does and you need to go through tons of nothingburgers to get something actually happen.
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>>77150986
whoa who are these 2 17 year olds?
they look so young
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>>77151135
This guy posting answers.
99% of looking young is having a great body.
Ain't nobody looking at the face when you have abs.
So they aren't seeing the lines around the eyes, they aren't seeing the blemishes on the skin.
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>>77151042
That's him in fight club when he was 28 on the left
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>>77151135
@53 hide his beard with your finger and his face looks terrible, like an old Kevin Bacon, but the real problem is his lack of body core, he has the body of a heroin user but anyway, bad lightning probably kill him in this image faster than what the sun does to a vampire.
Having a good core is the #1 sign of someone that work hard everyday and it's hard stop simulate it.
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>>77150986
Both of them have totally shit-tier dermatology skills. We're talking not even basic bitch chemical peels or photodynamic therapy. I'm skin-mogging both of them easily doing that plus a whole lot of other stuff.
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>>77151062
He isn't a guru because he doesn't give or sell anything, he just makes stupid videos.
>>77151042
looks good for 50s.
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>>77151042
All the youth here is the hair because you come to expect people at that age to be balding
Faces look their age
Body is good tho
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>>77150986
Anti-aging is actually conceivably possible, but it would require some serious investment and oversight. Lots of oversight. Because it's the field most vulnerable to scammers, and you also have billionaires who will fund anti-research or engage in capture to prevent humans from attaining immortality on the grounds of some anti-human agenda.
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>>77151268
Which is why you'll post no proof of your work.
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>>77150986
Middle aged men trying to look like 20 years old just comes off as uncanny and creepy
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>your youthful looks and whimsy living in the favela are so powerful that you make everyone seethe
>yfw
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>>77152020
i am surprised how good he is at speaking english. i thought he would be a huehue speaking retard
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>>77151042
Leto has had shitloads of plastic surgery
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>>77150986
Isn't the guy on the left just trolling Zoomers and baiting on Instagram? Like what Nikado did?
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>>77150986
they both look really good
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>>77152424
Where did you even get that from ?
He's the one getting trolled. He gets assblasted whenever anyone insinuates he's delusional, most millennials act like that when you dont play their social game of telling them they look 17 at 39
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>>77152491
Nikado pulled the same thing. It's extremely obvious he's being meta ironic and baiting easy replies for engagement. In fact people do just that all the time on Instagram, posts something retarded and act shocked when others call them out, and just continue the cycle because NPCs can't help but to engage with them.
It's actually quite genius.
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>>77152484
Bryan Johnson looks like a late 50s lizard who exercise
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>>77151100

Not many people will get this.
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>>77152491

Young people are usually angry
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>>77152516
he looks early 30s, tops
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>>77150986
>are they just grifters ?
Yes. You giving them attention and constantly talking about how they aren't as young looking as X is just making them richer.
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>>77151135
>Looks 38 with a good body and attractive face, but he actually does look his age in his face.
look at this jelly faggot
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>>77150986
Ahaha what? No way, they're totelly legit haha. Get outta hear man hahaha whaaaaaat



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