In my new gym, i have been collecting PETs - People with Entertaining Talents. >Stair Master - gets on the only stair climber in the gym from 5am and doesn't get off. I have worked out at 5am when the gym opens, and have left by 7am, but i have never seen him leave the stair climber.>Flip - some jiu jitsu guy who supersets 8 exercises and does flips in between sets. I am jealous because I cannot do a flip, but he's 5'5 so my jealousy is temporary.what gym characters do you have?
None i dont give a shit what others do unless they're lifting big weights or in my immediate vicinity or striking a mean pose
>Ninja>enters gym dressed like pic related>workout consists of doing plyometrics and vertical jumps in the dumbbell area>almost knocks someone over every time >between sets, gets in a tae kwon do stance and bounces on his toes
I'm known as the Christ Bro. I read the Bible on my phone between sets and call everyone brother. Sometimes I'll ask people if they want me to pray over them. Everyone loves me.
>>77156409Based if true.
>>77156366slop
>>77156401Kekekek
>>77156409>calls everyone brotherSo you’re just a thirdie?
>>77156415Thank you, brother. I know a lot of people are uncomfortable with me but a lot of people open up to talk about Christ.
>>77156437Unsure what that means but if you open your heart to Jesus, then you're my brother in Christ.
>>77156366I got a holographic sneed
>>77156366I have one guy which i swear to god is an alien that stole human skin somewhere. Exercises he does are absurd and when i first saw him i though i was having a heat stroke. I will try my best to describe one of his uhmm, attempts. We have these triceps extension machines with very clear instructions on how to use it and this creature is pushing with his whole body without even bending his arms which i guess in theory would train his abs but he's not even staying seated.
>>77156366me>go and say hi to everyone make sure their workout is going well and nobody is in a bad mood making sure to give everyone a compliment >watch how theyre lifting and give helpful advice on form >eat some muscle snacks between sets hang out with the bros by the dumbbells and bullshit share some recipes and shit>maybe im not the strongest guy around but what matters is friendship >go to the bar and liquor store to try and show people what kind of muscles they would have if they loved themselves>go to the store to get some weenies and some buns to bbq with the boys after bjj practice
>>77156417Wow, I think you're right. Thanks for the warning!
>>77156366>MILF - she's a blonde hair, blue-eyed, big titty cardio bunny with a tight virgin asshole
>>77156366There's a guy who we call Top Gun, not sure why. But he dances as he curls 5lb dumbbells and he smells like dollar store deodorant.
>>77156366The Socialite - Gen Xer spends the entire day at the gym leaning on machines and talking to other potbellied 50 year olds. Never actually completes a full set
>>77156535>dances as he curlscause you're in the danger zone
>boomer comes in wearing winter jacket, boots and jeans>does one set of tricep extension>refuses to elaborate>leavesSaw this one time.
My gym is right across from a hospital so we have the booty nurses who come in and do body weight squats in their scrubs for 30 minutes and then leave. I see tons of them at all times of day
>>77156444Calling strangers (or anyone who isn’t your actual brother) Brother is a staple of third world countries.
>>77156593it's a sign of the Holy Spirit, that two men are brought together through the blessings and sacrifice of Jesus Christ and can consider themselves children of God. It's not an exclusive club, though; just declare your love of Christ and you will be welcome into His kingdom.
>>77156409based, might start doing this between sets.
he heeeeeeePantycop - cop who wears little tights under his basketball shorts. His wife is hot and he's a nice guyOver The Top - dude pulls out a arm wrestling cube to do cable resistance stuff on. Little stand-off ish but not a bad guyDepressed Jake Paul - An Adonis of a guy, hot girlfriend that works out w him. Always looks like he's about to cry. Hope he's okCowboy Ceronne - older jacked dude w tons of tattoos who always leaves his cowboy boots in the locker room cause he has shit to do. Verrrry Christian. Nice guyRandy Bobandy - dude looks like shit except for his cute little baby face. Benches like a fuckin beast. I'm not smart enough to understand him. I don't know what my nickname is in people's head. I bet anything that I have one. "dancing schizo" or something like that. Probably. I hope it's nice
>>77156366>Lonely DYEL twink - works out alone, talks to no one, listens to shitty obscure metal on his speakers really loud(it's me, I lift alone at home because I'm afraid of being mogged by real men)
OP here. Found a new PET. Shoeless Bro Jackson. A 7-foot tall zoomer who immediately removes his footwear and walks around doing bodyweight exercises in the weight area.
>>77156366>Spanish erasmus students>Broccoli hair, shitty goatee and pencilstache and 5'5 tall>Scroll TikTok for 10 minutes in-between their zero effort setsThey're even worse than the jeets
>>77156913Give Depressed Jake Paul a hug for me anon
>>77156557Booyy nurses are the best but why would they not use resistance when bothering to visit a gym?
>>77156553Maybe he'd already finished to workout, got washed and dressed, but remembered he forgot to do one set?
In no particular order>the Spanish stair queenDecently built attractive Hispanic girl who goes on the stair master for long periods of time, also lifts>the "girl who likes my cock"Tattooed muscular girl who once seemed to take note of my involuntary semi chub / almost boner when I was on the elliptical, from that friction and all the sights, also she once walked right in front of me and inordinate amount of times on bicep day>BlondieThe hottest girl at my gym, with a beautiful face hair and skin, very skinny but still with some nice curves, dresses very revealing and regularly does workouts and stretches that put her in very sexual poses>Big TitsGirl with huge ass and tits and cleavage always on display, tends to do a lot of bent over workouts >my "anime waifu"Girl with a stocky build but still v fuckable who I once saw watching anime on her phone, she is there pretty much every day and exclusively works legs, once she bent over in front of me and I looked right down her shirt, she noticed and her nipples immediately go hard, see her all the time but have never spoken to her >the superstarSexy tall slim girl with some tattoos who just seems to stand out, always wears a crop top and does a lot of exercises hanging from the pull-up bar>the "girl whose neck and back I want to kiss"Hispanic woman who I've caught multiple times checking me out and once when behind her on a cardio machine I imagined kissing her neck/back (she was wearing something that exposed it) hence her name>the orange haired Latina Attractive Latina girl with orange hair, probably dyedIf I think of more I'll return later and post them
Is this a sign of autism, or something?Not trying to be mean, it's just, I did the same to the bus regulars when going to university. I would definitely do that if I went to a gym, I lift at home however.
>>77158338And there is one particular spanish guy who>Goes to the cable machines>Puts dumbells on the stack>Does a few ab crunches>Goes to the ab crunche machine to do another few crunches>Goes to the bench to do more crunches>Goes back to the crunches, lies on the ground next to the machine and scrolls tiktok for 10 minutes
>ShaheedOlder Arab guy that looks exactly like a slightly fatter Osama bin Laden. Always lets out an "allez-hop" scream after every set like a circus ringmaster.>Dying SealBecause that's exactly what he sounds like during his sets. Impressive natty physique for a 6'2"+ frame, though.>Fatcep BimboGot liposuction everywhere except her arms, apparently. Now she has cellulite on her fucking shoulders and neck.>CurljeetBald skinnyfat indian guy who does nothing but lat pulldowns and dumbbell bicep curls with shitty form, then walks around the gym with his arms flared like he’s Ronnie Coleman. Even my twink bf, who I'm coaching semi-successfully, mogs him.>Withering AdonisLate teens, physique like a southern european David Laid in his prime. Tall, tanned, model-tier face, luscious curly locks. Always wears a kerchief because he's getting Norwood Reaper'd.>The ProThe biggest and most shredded guy I've seen in my entire life. Could be an IFBB pro. Always does his routine in complete silence, speaks to no one, leaves. There's clearly a lot of guys frauding in the gym, myself included, but he's the only one that looks like a legit pro bodybuilder.
>>77156409Can you pray for me fren? I sprained my wrist and need patience to wait for it to heal so I can train again.
>zesty short king squat guyBlackxican dude who squats 4pl8+ and has a massive ass. Looks exactly like that "this nigga looking zesty" meme but more hispanic. Every time I see him I think about it and struggle not to bust out laughing.>deadlift bangerDude who always warms up to his deadlift sets by aggressively lifting the bar at max velocity and dropping it. He can pull 6pl8 so I can't say anything.>chick who talks to herselfKinda muscular chick who talks to herself during workouts. "that set wasn't right, oh yeah, there we go" that kind of thing. No I have never talked to her>black guy who raps out loud and shadow boxes between setsI'm pretty sure if you build a gym anywhere in the US one or two of these dudes will spawn in the locker room when no one is looking>annoying influencer power coupleJacked dude and hot girl who wear name brand shit to the gym and film their workouts with tripods and give off a sense of smug superiority without ever deigning to talk to anyone else. Make me wish all normalfags would explode>autistic manlet who does zerchers (me)every lift is aggressively average except for my 3pl8 zercher squat for reps. people stare when I do them but not in a good way
>>77158373Go for the waifu, anon. You must do the right thing and breed the gym & anime girl. Worked for me.
>>77156366>Autism Skeleton - doesn't speak or make eye contact with anyone, stares at the floor or pretends to text people between sets. Occasionally grins like a crazy person for reasons that would get him institutionalized if he were forced to explain. Been doing the same retarded beginner program for months, but clearly doesn't eat enough. Looks exactly the same as he did when he started working out. me irl
Only one notable at my gym. There’s this young girl (who’s pretty hot) who always films her entire workout. Has the phone on the tripod the whole time and walks it around the gym. I assumed she was a wannabe IG “influencer” but one day I happened to glance at her phone and saw that she’s actually FaceTiming with some guy (presumably husband/boyfriend). Now everytime I see her I look and sure as shit she’s talking to the bf.Part of me wants to go aggressively hit on her to see if the guy will actually come down and try to fight me lol
>>77159740>Part of me wants to go aggressively hit on her to see if the guy will actually come down and try to fight me lolThat sounds based, do it faggot
>>77156366>what gym characters do you have?dick head (you)
>>77156593>The Hulkster is a thirdieSay it ain't so!
I love these thread. Over the years not really many people, just a few odd things. There was a guy who came to the gym and would only bench press, he'd load up 185 and do maybe 1-2 sets in an hour. He'd just sit there. No one ever bothered or asked thoughOne other was a guy who had severe OCD or something, he would hang out in the locker room after every set and he would shut off the faucet if people were using too much water. I left the faucet on once and was taking a selfie and he rushed in and shut it off in front of me and glared. When I was in college there was this chad who somehow always had two chicks following him around while he lifted. Dude looked pretty good.
>>77156366>The PavelComes in, picks up a kettlebell and starts doing swings, goblet squats, jerks. Over the course of about 90 minutes this guy probably does 750 swings, maybe a hundred squats and a similar amount of jerks. That kettlebell barely touches the ground throughout his whole session. The guy breathes not like a man but like some heavy industrial machine. And somehow he looks like a completely average guy, but I bet his grip is like a vice.
>>77159832>somehow he looks like a completely average guyWhy is that surprising? Kettlebells don't do shit for muscles.
>>77159849Not exactly surprising, the weight that he's moving is not that great but damn the guy is a machine, I bet he could outwork a horse if he had to. But ask him to bench 200 and he'd probably be crushed by it.
>Mordecai and Rigby2 slacker type white dudes in their 20s who drive a beat up old camry or accord or something and wear pajama pants, see them smoking weed in the car often but I'm not a narc so idc>El Tororoided out hispanic dude over 40, lifts heavy (upper body only) but with shit 1/2 rep style form>Neighborhood Watchmiddle age white guys who wear jeep/corvette shirts and unironically wear MAGA hats (wives are probably getting banged by the pool boy while the husbands are at the gym) and spend more time talking to each other than actually lifting>Wannabe emo tiktok couplesturbo DYEL scrawny guys who bring their even skinnier girlfriends to the gym and take selfies between sets, i guess good for them if they stick to it and start learning how to eat correctly>ninjabrotall asian guy that wears a black hoodie with the hood up the entire time, black sweats and black shoes who follows some kind of bro split and does a lot of stretching>probably not Adam Levinewhite dude with the same haircut and a bunch of random tattoos like Adam Levine>the FOBfresh off the boat skinny chinese guy with glasses who only lifts on machines and always wears jeans to the gym>former college athletelate 20s/early 30s woman who does clean & jerk, snatches, squats, etc. too intimidated to try and hit on her>edgar ganggroup of late teens/early 20s hispanic guys who have the same haircut and wear the same plain black shirt that mostly do meme machine-based workouts
>>77159890>average /fit/izenbuiltfat white guy with glasses who does a lot of compounds and writes his workouts down in a notebook, probably a /fit/ poster>BJPENN.comlightweight asian manlet who looks like BJ Penn before he became a crazy person, wears the same grey tank top and red shorts to the gym every day>gay dominican stripperguy looks exactly like one, hair gel, covered in cologne, big puffy filler lips, and checking out other dudes>homo aesthetics crewgroup of 4 hispanic/italian guys on test and tren who talk really quickly/in a thick accent in their language to each other and who all have artsy flowery tattoos that sometimes kiss each other between sets, not on the side of the face thing but straight up lip lock, full homo style and are very "friendly" with GDS. they all probably post on /fit/ too>"i was cool in the 80s"older white guy on TRT (probably way more) that wears military camo pants and boots to the gym, does dumb shit like walks out in front of guys on purpose to try and "look cooler than them" or some other high school mentality shit. probably doesn't understand that people own guns >mama-sanolder asian lady with fake tits and plastic surgery face, probably runs one of those sketchy asian massage parlors for a living, tries to hit on all the guys under 40>deskbroone of the front desk guys, seems like he's always smiling and happy, lifts during slow times>the OGs2 older black guys that mostly do chest, arms, shoulders, and not much else, seem like cool guys though because people smile and say hi to them often
>>77156409Based. God bless you brother. Christ is coming back soon.
>>77156366There’s a guy who used to sit in the sauna in a full lotus position, and he could stay in there for way longer than I can managebut he doesn’t do that ever since the gym was closed for COVIDI wonder why he stopped
>AdonisI've got a home gym. He is me. I am Adonis. I am Adonis. I am Adonis.
>>77156366>Perma-DYEL JEETHe's actually not bad looking in his face but I've seen him in the gym for like 5 years now and never seen him bench anything more than1 pl8. He comes in dressed in gym swag too which I've always considered ironic.>Boomer DanComes in on Sundays. Does very light cardio. Watches the Game Show Network. Says nothing. Leaves. Looks perpetually pissed all the time. >Thottius Maximus The CowardWannabe gym whore with blonde hair that comes in as concealed as a muzzie but will shed her layers and look like an absolute whore. You can tell by the way she carries herself she is insecure about herself and if that wasn't enough, when certain people enter she will conceal herself again or just leave.>Mystery Meat With a 35 pl8 AssIDK if she's a jeet or some for of LatinX but she is fat and her ass is the size of 2 35lb pl8s side by side. I honestly just want her to sit on my face naked for a minute, get it out of my system and move on. Though all she does is cardi and if I pass her she stinks like a fat girl.
>>77156841I’m Catholic and this brother thing is really cringe. Very Nu-christian.
>>77156913>tfw this guy goes to my ex-gym
>The ChudsterLiterally looks like Chud but kind of athletic.>TwinkdeathGuy in his late 40s/mid 50s with bleached hair, straightened emo haircut, skinny, does exclusively lower body exercises.>BloatbeastGuy with massive arms and massive gut that visibly hangs over his waistband and peeks out from under his tshirt, lifts a lot but does exclusively upper body cable pulls. Grunts like a warthog.>Popsicle TyroneBlack manlet that has a massive upper body but chicken legs. Reeks like a gymbag and always keeps his phone halfway across the gym perched up on this fire alarm for some reason.>Silver foxBoomer in pretty good shape, nice size, low bodyfat, military haircut. Is always shooting the shit with these two boomer ladies that seem like a lesbian couple.>Lesbian BoomersTwo female boomers that always come in together, do a bunch of meme exercises and are kind of annoying cos they always hover around eachother and lack spatial awareness so they get in people's way. Always yapping.>The SamuraiPretty aesthethic asian dude, long hair with receeding hairline but he makes it work because asian. Has a huge dragon tattoo all over one of his arms, in the locker room spends a weird amount of time using the blow drier to dry his toes and his balls.
>>77156366Many I've got so many. There all cool in their own weird way, I hope I'm as cool as them. Here they are, in no particular order:>The Nigger SlammerRoided out black guy who pumps himself up by walking in circles, does maybe 5-10 fast partial rep cable flys at a high weight, slams the weights down after every set like a gorilla, then walks around in circles again until he's ready for the next set.>The BimboSome short chick with lip filler and what might by a tit job and a butt lift, there are actually a few women who match this description but there's one in particular who just moves in this really rigid doll like gait of a way that rubs me the wrong way I guess.>The Homeless guyThin old white guy, walks in in a hoodie, does some of the most asinine shit in the body weight sections, pretty sure he's just here to check out the girls, but then again so am I so I don't judge him to harshly.>The ShamanI don't know what else to call him but he does these cool mobility exercises with a stick and he inspired my morning routine.>Lord FarquadI've only ever seen this old man, with his belly and bowl haircut that looks like Farquad from Shrek, doing these weird sit down cable pulling exercises that just don't seem very effective, but then he does like 100 of them and his arms are thick as hell so what the fuck do I know.>Retired Asian GuyTheres just something about watching this 80 years old asian guy working out that is inspiring as hell. I hope to be like him when I get older.>The body odor chudThat's just me, I sweat bullets no matter what I do and I'm pretty sure people are put off by it, but I don't really care, I'm just there to work out and observe human behavior.
>>77159740>she’s actually FaceTiming with some guy (presumably husband/boyfriend). Now everytime I see her I look and sure as shit she’s talking to the bf.God, that sounds exhausting as fuck. She must be one of those women who can't be more than 5 minutes on her own and has to involve her bf into everything she does. Also, the guy must be controlling as hell.>Part of me wants to go aggressively hit on her to see if the guy will actually come down and try to fight me lolPlease do.
I used to be a huge roid beast
>tall jeff nippard
my gym characters is the three broccoli head black high school boys that take turns on the same machine but sit on other gym machines not training on them while they wait their turna guy who juggles 5 balls in the functional room and drops them and they go flying near u and he gets on the ground and gets in ur space to pick them upthe 60 year old man that goes around the gym and gives advice to every single person and calls me a cute possumvery obese woman that does bird dogs with like 5kg dumbbellstall fat chopped transgender that does group workoutsold guy that walks on the treadmill backwards and looks at everyone else doing cardio
Recently the gym unc started blasting a stack and I can tell because he starts crashing out on dyels who are on their phone "less texting more lifting" he yells way too loud while clapping his hands like a Mexican dad. Recently he was stuck on the fact that this fking huge broccoli who was pushing like 10 reps of 300 bench like a fkn freak bull was wearing pajamas. "Pjs in the gym huh" he'd yell loudly "working out in your pajamas huh !?" Every like 15 minutes while the kid would smile politelyHe also like steals people from their set to spot them "no ur not done yet I got one more set man haha ur not off your shift yet bud !!" His daughter is hot af
>old fartOld former inmate with neck tats, always wears lifting gloves to do pe warmups with the 5kg dumbbells and does like 10kg on the pec dec, somehow also a total passive agressive pussy who's always starting drama through proxy>literally Goldlewis Guilty GearOld powerlifter guy who spends 5 hours in the gym every time, mostly talking to people and smoking cigs out back, occasionally coming in to do 5 plates on the chest press or 3 plate deadpress, always yelling in a really thin voice on every set>(barely not)retardFat guy with tattos and scraggly facial hair, kinda looks vaguely latino, unironically wears tanktops with roaring ai lions and shit, buzzed hair with a permanent perfectly square patch missing, I assume from a TBI.Walks around like he owns the place, always "helps" people by yanking the bar up if they show the slightest sign of struggle while they're benching and is really proud of himself after(gainz goblinmaxxing), passively agressively finds things to compalin about to anyone lifting more then him(a lot of people)
I'm known as the Mo Bro. I read the Quran on my parchment between sets and call everyone Akhi. Sometimes I'll ask people if they want me to say a dua for them. Everyone hates me.
>>77156593>I'm an Anglo introverted with no friends and everyone kind and nice is a third worlderAnon you're American, America is a third world shithole
>>77166376>Everyone hates me.Are you the one who says "you don't need to type like this"?
>>77158373Do you know the difference between Hispanic vs Spanish you fucking imbecile?
>>77156366>Toothpick Jim from the gymHe's a walking meme at my gym. The name comes from the toothpick he's always chewing. He has>1 single dangling earing>a buzzcut on top and shaved sides that takes 45 minutes at the barber and must be done every 4 days to stay kempt>piecemeal black tattoos up and down arms/hand that Instagram says are in>cross necklace>different designer sneakers every day always kept in perfect condition>bass pro trucker hat>40oz Stanley mug to drink from>carries duffle bag to every station despite there being lockers/coat room>only does machines>roided to the gills and no older than 25Everything about him is a meme and it culminates in walking meme status.
>>77156593It simply isn't. Go outside more.
>>77158373Top kek on the names anon. Especially big tits. That's all the character development i need in a woman.
>>77166412>give the spanish speaking girl who uses the stairclimber the nickname "spanish stair queen">get called an imbecile by some virgin on 4chanI can tell you're just bursting to show off how smart you are, so why don't you tell us all exactly what the difference between them is? Better yet, why don't you tell us what country this specific woman is from and what language she speaks?You fucking buffoon.
>>77166412>>77166685What is a woman?
>>77166691Yo momma!
