Post your favorite goytein
Most basic of the basics. But after 3 years on ozempic(tirzepatide) it's the only one I never get sick of.
The Atkins mocha and caramel are pretty good taste wise though im sure theyre killing me slowly
>>77159121Little scoop of creatine in one of these bad boys and I’m ready to fuk
>>77159153The sugar alcohols make me fart but i like the peanutbutter chocolate bar
The American mind cannot comprehend chugging down two of these while crying in the car.
just bought and tried out some of those nurri shakes they sell at costco, they taste almost identical to fairlife and they're cost half as much. the only difference in taste i think comes from the fact that they come in cans, so some of the can taste comes through. but otherwise they're fantastic, and same nutritional profile basically.
>>77159166Checked and kek'd a lot. I'm sorry for laughing, why are you crying, anon?
This one tastes so good
Premier protein power rankingsCaramelRaspberry white chocolate Banana and creamChocolateLemon barStrawberries and creamVanillaCake batterPumpkin spice Any others I should try?
Look... I know this looks like the ultimate goyslop but it's the best tasting protein period. Also the Dymatize sits in my stomach really well.. I drink two of these bad boys a day. The only other brand I actually enjoy is the Fairlife.
20g protein and legit tasty. I drink one every morning with coffee
>>77159121
>>77159674you're fucked in the head man
I love these things but I feel like carbonated protein is so new that I'm sure something is wrong with it
>>77159674It tastes just like Tiger's Milk from when I was a kid.
>>77159148is this your meal replacement or a supplement for lifting?
My beloved. Macros so good there has to be a catch.
Fruity pebs dymatize. Been on sale at sams.
I get my protein from meat but I got this at Aldi the other day and it was pretty good. >20g protein/150kcal >200g so a decent portion>no chalky protein mouthfeel neat little dessert
>>77159804>>77159148i used to buy these two but very recently got into the >just make more actual foodand i've been doing just fine, it takes time of my life ofc but what i would spend it otherwise? fucking playing cs2 games? my pc got screwed and can't even game after work
>>77159945This seems like it would taste like key lime pie.
>>77159413I’m not. I wish I was, but I’ve no tears left to cry, Anon.
>>77159963I wish I was some bitch who’s larping as a traveller while her parents pay for everything.
My favorite RTD protein shakes are these. They are made with Greek yogurt, they have a little bit of fat in them, and they taste delicious.
>>77159963one large chicken breast is like half the daily protein you need, i have no idea how people have trouble getting enough
Koia 32g choccy
>>77159121I eat food
>>77160194Define food
These stupid things are full of microplastics and carcinogens and other horrid chemicals like sucralose. These stupid retards read "protein" and automatically think it's a good thing to put into their bodies. They'll get what they deserve, I guess. I just wish I didn't have to see the dumb threads of them being retarded.
>>77160209What kind of filter do you use to filter the micro plastics from your tap water?
>>77160209What carcinogens are in protein shakes
>>77160223any of the big weird words on the ingredient list that i don't understand
>>77160225I know
>>77160223Lead, arsenic, cadmium, and mercury, to name the major ones that are consistently and usually found in them. You do know that just because it's not on the ingredients list doesn't mean it's not in there, right?>>77160220Pic rel.
>>77160231I said shakes, not powder.
>>77160231there's lead in that filter
>>77160233They're the same. The shakes are made from the powder, you total fool. It's actually worse than all that, because they use the cheepest, most shitiest powders to make these shakes.
>>77160234Incorrect.
>>77160239proof?
>>77160236Oh, okay. So you don't actually have any proof for your claim. You're just going on a gut feeling, which is just objectively false because pre-made protein shakes are not just powder plus liquid plus bottle plus price tag.
>>77160231Microplastic removal usually requires:Membrane filtration (ultrafiltration / hollow fiber)Or very fine micron-rated filtersBut the Aarke:Uses loose granules (not a membrane)Has no micron rating listedMakes no certified claim about microplastics That means:It might catch some larger particles by chanceBut it is NOT designed to reliably remove microplastics Compare to filters that DO remove microplasticsFor example, systems like LifeStraw pitchers:Use a membrane filterExplicitly claim microplastic removal �EatingWellThat’s the key difference. Bottom line (no fluff) Aarke purifier = NOT a microplastic filter It’s mainly for taste + chlorine + some metals You’d need ultrafiltration or RO for real microplastic removal
>>77160231Their filter granules are literally made of plastic.
>>77160240You are the one making the claim. Also asking me to prove a negative. Get lost, kid.>>77160242>pre-made protein shakes are not just powder plus liquid plus bottle plus price tag.Yes. They are. It's exactly what they are.>A protein shake is a ready-to-drink beverage that provides a convenient and quick source of protein. Typically made by blending protein powder with liquids like water, milk, or plant-based milk, protein shakes are designed to offer immediate nutrition, making them ideal for on-the-go consumption.How the fuck else do you think they're made? By magic in some wizard's cauldron?
>>77160251The discussion is over. Next time don't make assertions without having evidence to back it up. Nice try citing the colloquial definition of protein shake by omitting the prefix pre-made that was clearly stated in my previous comment and is the topic of the thread. Sorry you were wrong. Hope you can have a good day, regardless.
>>77159166ne placi brate, vratit ce nam cokoladni mousse, sve ce biti dobro.
>>77160257Želiš mi reći da picrel više nije na policama? Svršeno je. I ne zovi me brate, znam da ti je tata srbin.
>>77160250He probably doesn't own a filter or really care about microplastics. Probably doesn't even lift.
>>77160280ma jebes taj, mislim na strong protein choco mousse, isti okus ali high protein version. kakvi srbi, nema ovdje vrbi
>>77160343Onaj s 20g ‘teina? Ljubicasti tekst? Macro nutrijenti su sranje. Ako nije tekuće, miss me with it.Ja se želim ubiti ponekad. A vi, kako ste?
>>77160253Nta, but how are pre-made shakes made if not with protein powder?
>>77160474you're aware whey is a liquid, right?
>>77160423ima skroz dobar ratio, na 100g 18p/5c/2fovaj zbregov protein drink ima jos gore, 10p/5c zato i zalim za njim, bio je jebenog okusa i dobri macrosi. ovi svi ready to made shakovei su za kurac s macrosimare: sudoku - nah, imam druge planove
>>77160474Milk protein concentrate is not protein powder. It's an ingredient also found in protein powders.
>>77159765I forget which particular flavor I got, but it was really shit so Im certainly not bought into it
>>77159799Cafe latte flavor for breakfast. Banana or strawberry after workout or as a mid afternoon "snack". 60 grams of protein without effort and then I can eat my small ozempic meals without worrying about muscle loss or losing hair. I pound then down like a medication not for enjoyment, i find they have the least offensive texture/volume/taste combination for my purposes.Also super cheap at Costco>>77160107These are really good
>>77160489Koji si ti specsi? Dob,visina,tezina?
>>77160523The green apple one is horrifically bad, the others are meh and the only good one I had was rainbow candy
Expensive but I want to believe in the quality
>>77160107My only complaint about these is that they apparently have tons of hormone disruptors leeching from the plastic into the drinks
>>77160869Can you substantiate literally any of your claim that this brand in particular has that issue?
>>77159804>a 12 pack of these is 50 bucksjesus fucking christ
>>77160900Theres no way.
>>77159166Pathetic
>>77161041>protein keks
>>77161041Tastes EXACTLY like the caramel sauce they put on sundaes at McDonald's. I used to slurp it but get this retardation:>50g is too much liquid>2x 30g is even more liquid but is somehow easier to drinkThat's why I've moved on from this young blood right 'ere>>77161100I like my Keks petite.
>>77161041Is this... Cracker flavored protein?
>>77161041Imagine the smell
>>77161603>>77161599Butter crackers. Tastes exactly like the caramel sauce from McDonald’s
>>77161847I have no idea what that tastes like and I didn't even know McDonald's had caramel sauce. What would you even put it on?
>>77161874Sundaes.
>>77161919Who goes to McDonald's for a Sundae?
>>77162115Europeans, unironically. I'm more of a Mcflurry guy myself but they don't have the snickers flavour anymore.>updateI just checked and they got the snickers one back two days ago what the fuckalso rate my cunts goyslop restaurant https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahmargareteats/video/7237082739533647150
>>77162266Huh. I'm an American and you don't really hear about that. I guess it's a regional thing. Over here McDonald's is synonymous with burgers and chicken sandwiches and stuff.
>>77162268I mean, we've got ice cream parlors and basically all pastisseries sell ice cream but I'd say sundaes are pretty synonamous with mcdonalds here. Not that there aren't any specialised places that sell them too.People eat burgrrs too ofc. Our Maccas/MickeyDs type nickname is Mekić (though the newer generations and those from the provinces call it Megić which makes no sense).
>>77162291Yeah, like I said, I guess it's regional.
>>77162293Yeah, no shit, dude. I was trying to teach you a bit about maccas in other countries. Helping you relate to other Zogbots for when you inevitably share a trench with them.
>>77162303I'm sorry you're so upset.
>>77162306I hate my fucking gay nigger life, you know?
>>77160900>>77160935My father sponsors my exorbitant lifestyle
20g protein for 170 calories of dairy. What's the catch goys?
>>77159121>>77159148>>77159166Good goys.
>>77162699>what's the catchThat being an awful protein to calorie ratio
>>77160204No
>>77159631This is my favorite powder (technically I prefer the Fruity Pebbles flavour); I've never gotten the drink version.>>77160900>50 bucksThat's literally just an hour's worth of work on an average white man's salary. I don't think that's too bad.
>>77159765Wtf is carbonated protein
>>77159631oooo coco pebbles yum yummy
>>77163083Concession accepted
>>77163397
>>77162291>MekićKoji jebeni krindž. Nobody says that. Stop trying to make "Mekić" happen, it will never happen.
>>77161041>>77159166>drinking anything but the vanilla ice cream flavor The absolute state of the average Slav palate.
>>77160729Looks good
Fruity pebbl3s dymatize+milk+yogurt+banana+scoop of blue razz gatoraide+scoop ofcreatine=nectar of the gods.
Jel ovo PRAVA dretva?
>>77161041>>77163958Amateri.
I had to stop gulping down milk-based Whey protein powder, so I switched to egg-based now, even though it's more expensive
Skimmed milk.Only thing better is milk fresh from the human cow you've impregnated.
>>77164320Skimmed milk is mostly sugar. Its got more sugar than protein.
>>77159804the price>>77162699the price
>>77164439Natural sugar, fresh from the animal of nutritional supremacy.
>>77163950Mekić postoji već 30 godina, idiote zoomerski, seljački.
>>77163958The choccy one is better. Also it‘s the GOTHIC palate, you fucking untermensch.
>>77164098Prvi /hrv/ od 2013 kek>>77164104Looks radioactive, m8. Would not, me.
>>77164909I'm glad we agree that it's not a good source of protein, which is the topic of the thread.
>>77165527We disagree.I am not constrained to the topic of the thread mr rulefollower.
>>77165655Ok
>>77161041Da coob
>be zogbot>used to workout at home gym every morning before work>would eat steak and eggs after every work out made fresh in the kitchen>new mandate forces me to work out at base gym before going to work every morning>swapping over to goytein because I can't think of a better alternative in the mornings>powder out of the question because I will forget the shaker in my truck every day until they all migrate in there and it's a pain in the ass to remember to bring all the components every dayPremier is okay, tbqh i have not noticed a difference in my mediocre physique since swapping over from real food 4ish months ago
>>77159804beyond based
>>77163958>vanillano wonder street shitters are replacing anglos, even your taste buds are cucked
my shit
>>77161847>caramel sauce>cookie juice>chocolate milk>keto bread>low cal mayo>fat free butter>whiskey in plastic jugs>canned entire chicken>cheese pasta in a box>trays of prison food for microwave>1300kcal in a single cookie>donut subscription>cookie subscription>gay wedding vegan cakes>chicken made of plants>3D printed steaks>mystery low cal blue soda which is not soda nor fruit juice>just to name a fewAmericans really buy anything huh?
>>77167857where the fuck in the world are you that some kind of caramel/toffee sauce is some weird alien concept to you comparable with that other garbage? subsaharan africa?
bump
>>77159166Undisputed mvp and it isn't even close
>>77167661seen these at tescosthere's like 20 grams of sugar in there
>>77167857Broke jealous bitch with zero options aka the yuropoor
I think about buying these protein drinks but I want to save up for a house. So I just buy cheap whey (but expensive clear whey for my parents because my mum has trouble digesting regular whey).
How has nobody posted this.
>>77165224Samo pederi govore mekić, dajguzeru.
>>77159121>onions protein isolate>banana>onions milk>vanillaIf you buy that shit in bottles you're gonna get mega AIDS or some shit. Just give me beans and fruit please.
>>77171951Imagine being scared that your fragile masculinity will be destroyed by a bean.
>>77171959No I eat the beans The stuff in quotes is what I have and I'm saying the weird zero calorie bottle “food” should be avoided.
>>77171977Literally nothing you just said is coherent, related to the post you made or makes any sense.
>>77159121>15 pack of 30g protein drinks at sams club $22 so like $1.50 each>30g protein drink at the wawa $5 eachI get convenience pricing but holy shit I hope you boys are getting your shit in bulk
>>77171989IDK how this is tuff to understand. The green list is what I eat in the morning, the text below is me talking about how I don't think people should eat that weird bottled crap with chemicals in it.
>>77172080Just so we're clear, you believe protein shakes are zero calorie?
>>77172086Zero sugar, stop being pedantic.
kefir drinks mog
>>77172280Those aren't even remotely the same. Nobody's being pedantic.
>>77172296>those are totally super different there's no way I could have understood what you meant there>t. not a pedant 100% good faith person
>>77172587Sorry you messed up bro
>>77159166>>77161041>>77163958>>77171021>>77164104How much do you pay for these shakes?Central EU prices for "high protein" drinks are retarded, they want 3-4€ for 20 grams of protein, it's ridiculous.
>>77172861The 50g Chocolate Banana, I pay about 2€, but there is a Vindija store in my city and the guy gives them for 1.25-1.50€ per bottle if the expiration date has about a month left.
>>77172861Is protein powder prohibitively expensive as well?
>>77172861€2-2.50 for the 500ml/50g bottle, €1.50-20 for the 300ml/30g pack, depending on the store.
>>77172861I bought this here yesterday, I tastes quite nice. All of the goytein solutions are full of additives, I prefer my Magerquark with a dash of marmalade. I bought picrel for 60 cents. There's a shop here in Germany that buys all the products that supermarkets have bought in too large quantities and they sell them for cheap. There's no problem with the expiration date or anything like that, but these overpriced products often don't get bought for those exorbitant prices (who the hell pays the regular price of 2 EUR for 200gr Mousse with 20gr of Protein in total?). 60-80 cents would be an acceptable price, but fuck 2 EUR. I get 120gr of high quality Protein with two packs of Magerquark for 2 EUR, but I also wouldn't classify Magerquark as goytein.
>>77172887A pack of Biotech Iso Whey Zero is currently around 48-50 EUR (for 908gr) in Germany. I don't know how that compares to US prices.
>this thread
>>77174144>missing the point of the thread this deep in
>>77174170Anon had a meme saved and this was the best opportunity to post it. Be nice.
Cant be topped.I don't mess with powders anymore. They all taste like shit and Im not poor so I just buy these. They actually taste good and I don't care how bad they are for me.
all these wrong answers
>>77174796>I'm not poor, so I buy these.Being uninformed about nutrition and willingly pissing money away because of misleading claims on a food label is worse than being poor, honestly.
why does the tetrapak taste so much better than the new plastic round bottle formats? surely its all plastic on the inside anyway right
>>77176109Yes, the inner layer is made out of Polyethylene. It's pretty much impossible to avoid that shit in modern society.
>>77159804Costco has the 30g ones in bulk, price is better but yeah price is definitely the biggest catch
my creampies
>>77159148Mmmmm basedbean oil and Stevia!!
