Imagine being an Americuck and not getting to eat champ eggs everyday? What’s it like only eating loser eggs?
My farmyard chickens say otherwise.
>>77160210Your chickens speak French?
>>77160166>brown eggs
>>77160166champs libre means free range, you fucking retard
>>77160166I just bought 5 dozen eggs from my fren at work who has some chickens, they're all brown and green and the yolks are deep orange and the shells are much harder to crack.Thanks Eric, I love these things, and thank you Lord Jesus for flyover Indiana. Gonna be slonkinnnn
>>77160166America doesn't have cheap eggs? And tons of people who own chickens? This is news to me.Why do Youreapeeins always just make shit up to cope about?
>>77160166As of early 2026, the price of a dozen eggs in Europe varies by country but generally averagesbetween $3.50 and $5.00 USD for non-organic, medium-sized eggs. Switzerland has the highest prices in the region (and world), with a dozen often exceeding $7.00 USD, while countries like Spain and Poland offer lower prices. Egg Prices in Key European Countries (USD per Dozen, Early 2026) Switzerland: ~$7.31–$8.07 Denmark: ~$4.93 Netherlands: ~$4.76 Germany: ~$3.77–$4.58 France: ~$4.22 Italy: ~$3.93–$4.61 UK: ~$3.94–$4.83 Spain: ~$2.93–$3.76
>>77161529and meanwhile in America
>>77161532you probably shouldn't eat bottom tier animal abuse tier eggs, even if you dont care about welfare
Eggs are high in saturated fat
>>77161547They're fucking eggs and their all the same. Your faggy free range eggs probably come from the same farm and they just put a different label on it and charge 10x more just to rip off chumps like you.
>>77161547Now we've reached the Youreanigger cope where they believe they don't do large scale factory farming because their labeling processes are less transparent.
>>77161577>YoureaniggerI'm stealing that
>>77161560>>77161577im american
>>77160166walla, champ eggs straight from France
>>77161560Nta, I'm the the Indiana hill person. There is quite a big nutrient gap between Walmart eggs and free range, but you're right in that a lot of "free range" just means the chickens are all shoved together in a pen, not out in the open outdoors. If you buy store eggs, look for pasture that tells you the square footage each chicken has, but better yet just mak friends with some chicken bros like I did. I just bought 60 of these for 20 bucks.
My eggs come from my chickens. They’re champions in my eyes.
>>77162189>a big nutrient gap between Walmart eggs and free rangelol
>>77161532>Great Valuenot even once.
>>77162375>scared of walmart eggs, so he buys the exact same eggs elsewhere but in a different box for 3x the pricelol
>>77160166Imagine being French and having your country invaded by muslims who are raping, stabbing and beheading your countrymen every single day and you can't do anything about it t. french
>>77162487They are not the same.
>>77162189>There is quite a big nutrient gap between Walmart eggs and free rangeThe problem with this statement is that you made it up entirely and therefore you have absolutely no evidence for this claim.
>>77162490Imagine seeing a carton of eggs and immediately thinking of rape.
>>77160166>What’s it like only eating loser eggs?it sucks.I pickle lower quality eggs 60 at a time and rotate between chicken thighs and pork loins mostly. even a tritip is 14$ per pound now...
>>77161098They're brown eggsChecks out
>>77162491Those are sold at my Walmart
>>77160166>from hens with access to outdoor pasturesthe way this is worded is suspicious, isn't it a scam?
>>77164061Probably, it's like having access to the street through your window while the door is barricaded, i guess.
>>77164029Vital Farms eggs are not as good as they used to be. They used to have naturally dark orange yolks. Now, the company feeds the chickens food coloring pellets to artificially darken the yolks. You need to find a local chicken farmer you trust. All commercial eggs are a scam.
>>77164213The only scam here is whatever convinced you to be retarded enough to think yolk color means better eggs, or whatever the fuck youre trying to say here
>>77164527Chickens that eat their natural diet produce eggs with darker yolks. This is a fact. You're a retard. Enjoy your Walmart slop.
>>77165000Their zero correlation between egg yolk color and the nutritional profile of the egg.Enjoy your overpriced "slop" that is exactly the same thing they sell in Walmart, sucker.
>>77165028There is zero correlation between your posts and any sign of intelligence or sentience
Anyone have that gif of eurocucks eating American cum that's airdropped to themGives me a sensible chuckle
>>77165298I can't find it but I have the sequel to it
>>77165296so post up some proof I'm wrong.Its amazing how we live in age where anything can be verified with a 4 second google search and we still have retards who think a certain color egg yolk means its better for you.
$1.75 a dozen tho
>>77165312>sOuRcE?Scientists are too retarded (or too dishonest) to compare the nutritional profiles and egg yolk colors of conventional vs. high-quality eggs from your local Amish farm. The best you can find is them testing chicken feed with artificial coloring because their only goal is to trick consumers like you. Anyone who has eaten high-quality locally grown eggs knows firsthand that they taste and look better than Walmart eggs.If you're waiting for le hecking science to prove to you that the sky is blue before you believe your lying eyes, you've been psychologically captured by clown world.
>>77160166>Can't even eat eggs without thinking about and seething about Americalmao.
>>77162507hes right, just take a look yourself. factory farmed eggs have 1/3 of omega 3. typically grass fed and wild caught are 2x as expensive but are 3x healthier. its easy math if you arent a lead brained walmart boomer
america is free you can ge the best eggs known to man, or eggs ur mam twatted out when giving birth to your ded
>>77166151I'm glad we agree that there's no evidence for the claim.
>>77166157when i looked into it a couple years ago, they used to just lie and say they were the same. they'd make article headlines that say "no difference between pasture raised eggs" then in the articles there would be a chart showing pasture raised are healthier, this would be enough to trick most retards (You). but i cant find any articles that lie anymore, even the one i bookmarked from a couple years ago is 404. even google's ai summary says they are healthier. there is no excuse for you at this point.
>>77166228Simply re-issuing your statement twice doesn't make it accurate. You've provided zero sources, zero documentation, and zero evidence for your claim.Google's AI literally told people to put Elmer's glue on their pizza.You've made a statement based on your gut feeling and you have nothing to back it up. So now you're resorting to Google AI screenshots.
>>77166228>My evidence is AI getting its info from Facebook and YouTube.Hahahahahaha
>>77166241>>77166228You couldn't make this up if you tried.
>>77166237i dont care that you are wrong, even if i put in the effort to provided research papers you still wouldnt believe it so why bother. here you go, read it if you canhttps://www.researchgate.net/publication/364970239_Fatty_Acid_and_Antioxidant_Profile_of_Eggs_from_Pasture-Raised_Hens_Fed_a_Corn-_and_Soy-Free_Diet_and_Supplemented_with_Grass-Fed_Beef_Suet_and_Liver
>>77166244I'm glad we agree you have no evidence for your claim. This is not an article about free-range chickens. This is an article about giving chickens liver and beef fat. You're grasping at straws and you look terrible. Stop arguing.
>>77166244Original claim: Free range. Eggs are healthierNew apparent claim: Chickens are out there killing and eating cows on the "range"
>>77165299Mmmmm I notice the semen pipeline starts in a Black state mmmmm
>>77166245>giving chickens liver and beef fat.its normal to supplement the diet of free range chicken with protein. youd typically have a compost heap and and farm grub to feed the chickens if you have your own backyard farm. >>77166251>New apparent claim: Chickens are out there killing and eating cows on the "range"this is what i was talking about when i said its pointless to lead you to information. i was right, you wouldnt believe it anyways. you just made up a strawman to argue with and "win". enjoy your goyslop
>>77166263Sorry, I didn't see any more sources or links, so I didn't read your post. You got totally blown out of the water because you made a comment and definitive statement based on it.
>>77166265the fact is diet and lifestyle has an impact on the nutrition of animal products. this is intuitive and common sense plus there are plenty of scientific articles to back it up and search tools for you to find them. but you wont because it would harm your ego since you thought you were smart for buying and consuming the cheapest slop you can find
>>77160166Quebecois """"French"""" sickens me. Sounds like you have down syndrome
>>77166113lol some random guy in a lab is part of a global conspiracy to trick you into buying low quality eggs.> taste and look better than Walmart eggs.That has nothing to do with nutritional content retard. I guess going by your metric, a cheesecake is healthier than an egg because it looks and tastes better.
>>77166323>random guy in a lab is part of a global conspiracy
>>77161560>the lifestyle and diet of your food doesn't affect its nutritional profileWe already know you're poor, but now we also know you're dumb.>Your faggy free range eggs probably come from the same farm and they just put a different label on itYou can literally see the difference in diet by yolk color, free range eggs from chickens that are allowed to pasture have a stronger, rich yellow, as opposed to orange if they were exclusively grain fed.
>>77166469and after all that you're still just paying a premium for the same product, but with a slightly different color.I called the chump tax.
How many eggs do yall eat a day?i've been having 3 boiled ones for breakfast for years now and im not sure if i could easily have more eggs daily (2 or 3 additional ones for dinner)
>>77161554how about you saturate your mouth with deez nutz bitch
