I was bench pressing without a spotter and the bar fell on my chest and then a random gym bro came to save me.He held me half dead on the floor while the paramedics arrived and I told him>I just died in your arms tonightAnd he replied>Must have been something you said
>bumping his own unfunny post
>>77165535you didn't have anything clever to say earlier. why is that?
>>77165535what i want to know is why do i make infinitely more progress with bench if i do dumbbells instead of barebell. i'm at a point of zero progress using a bar, i switch back to dumbbells, progress almost right awaywhy
>>77167040You gave zero details.
I farted loudly and no one heard so i started chuckling to myself but the phantom of the gym heard me so he pulled his headphones aside and said “hey whats so funny “ so i told him that I farted real loud and no one heard and he said “hell yeah I farted on a group of girls the other day”
