ITT: amerimutt bullshit
>>77172445I wish they'd use this thing when someone sets a new pr.
>>77172445>planet fatnessWe have a turd world inmitation of it here called "smart fit". They serve pizza with too much (white flour) base and too little topping on "special days" as a reward for fat cunts who manage to walk 20 minutes on the threadmill.
>>77172462>inmitation
>>77172464Typo, asshole
>>77172462>inmitationLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOK AT THIS DUDE HAHAHAHAAH
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>>77172445It's the most affordable & available option. Even if you never leave, maxing out everything you can do it in one will still easily put you in the top 25% of humans, probabaly closer to 10% honestly but I was being conservative for dipshits here who only recognize hyperbole. And the complaints, when you break them down, always make the person sound fucking stupid.>I have to make a bunch of noise whenever I exert physical effortLike a woman or an old/sick person? Suffer in silence, bitch.>they only have [insert dumbass comment]People who say this LITERALLY never post body, in fact, now one is gonna try to insinuate I'm gay despite them claiming their basically too jacked for PF to matter to them.
>>77172485>Caring if someone lifting breathes heavy, grunts, or makes Goku noisesAbsolutely female-coded bullshit. I home gym so idgaf but if there ever comes a time when I am forced to mingle with the plebs in a public gym and some retard complains about trivialities, I will treat them like the child they are and ignore them completely.
>>77172445I can understand dropping weights and grunts (because you annoy people with your noises) but what the fuck is wrong with tank tops and drinking water from a bottle?Why are they shaming what men wear and never mention how women train almost naked in the gym showing their hard nipples and cameltoes?
>>77172599because it's a gym for the old and women buddeh
>>77172599Masculinity is intimidating, it's not allowed.
are gym memberships impossible to cancel in other countries or is that an american only experience
>grunts>drops/slams weights>hums badly to music>yaps about inane bullshit loudly enough for everyone to hearCouple of guys like this at my gym. They don't come across as masculine, they come across as moronic
>>77172514You can scream RAPE in my gym. Nobody will hear you because they all have headphones in.
>>77172717They don't have gyms they play soccer and do calisthenics
>>77173192>tfw you go directly to snap city but no one hears your wails of agony because theyre all listening to their mumblerap
>>77173197>you go directly to snap cityskill issue
>>77172445There's only two 24/7 gyms in my area, and the better of the two is a Planet Fitness. I would like to go to the PF, but if I caught one of these alarms I would literally kill poeple. There's no way that I wouldn't.
>>77173197This is why I always bench with safeties. If you fail, you will be in a /fit/ webm choking out while everyone listens to their rap slop and thots take pictures of their ass all around you.
>>77173199i forgot my belt and squat plug it was inevitable
>>77173204>beltDoes it match your gloves and heels?
>>77172474>phone posterDubs and he gets bone cancer
>>77173216>Matching belt, gloves, AND heelsI'd pretend to be blind if this was my fashion sense
>>77172474Implessive mistake
>>77173187This. Some dudes are such histrionic attention-seekers at the gym that they might as well be girls.
>>77172445Cheap as all hell, clean, mine is never crowded. Has everything you need except barbells (smith machines instead). For the price it's a great gym.
>>77173200They don't use it dude lolI heard it once ever. It was to tell people they were closing soon (mine isn't 24hrs)
>>77173238Phew
>>77172514You got that backwards retard. Any man that makes noise while lifting is a faggot. This has always been the case. Suffer in silence like a fucking hetero man, queer.
>>77173200You wouldn't do shit you little bitch ass keyboard warrior.
>>77174208Mine has 2 squat racks. I think every PF is mandated to get 2. No more lunk alarm either. No buffets. Just a good cheap gym.
>>77172514This is the nigger that got tased in that one gif where the whole gym turns on his bitch ass. Stfu, you wouldn't do a fucking thing and 100% guarantee you look like some little incel ass bitch that would stare at the ground mumbling and shuffling away if someone said anything cross to you. Fucking acting tough on 4chins, LOL.
>>77173187>>hums badly to music>>yaps about inane bullshit loudly enough for everyone to hearLunk Alarm? More like "Nigger Alarm" mirite?
>>77174274Oh no! I better shape up and accommodate your retarded opinion. I'm so sorry, sir!
>>77174288I think they're all a little different within certain limits. Mine still has a lunk alarm but never used and it has a whole wall of smith machines but no regular barbells
>>77174288My local gym got bought out by Planet Fitness last summer. When the take over was confirmed etc...they made a post on facebook saying that they will not do the lunk alarm, free pizza, and other faggotry. Their tone was "yeah we know this is a red/country area, so don't worry". Damn right! Still too many spics though.
>>77174280When and where? I will absolutely throw my life away to unmake you.
>>77172462in Canada here we have buzzfit which is like a 1:1 copy of planet fitness except switch the purple for blue
>>77172479I lol'd
>>77173216Like the armpit length lab grade nitrile gloves that they use when double fisting your butt hole? It is difficult to find the same pretty patent blue finish in a lifting belt anon, not to let you down or anything
>>77173187I don't like loud/noisy people either. Some are very over the top, it feels a bit performative.
