How fit do I need to be to survive 2 years in prison
>>771749442 years is a joke just stay in pc for 2 years
>>77174944>born 2005damn i was in middle school
>>77174983*throws poop at u*
>>77174944>sub-200#s>(((2026)))I bet he's gonna be callin' the P.R.E.A. hotline sayin' Fleece Johnson dun busted his erector spinaes in the rec yard.
>>77174990
Victim weight
>>77174944literally who
>>77174944Sex is not MHe stunted his male development during puberty with estrogen blockers. Some male-typical characteristics can only develop by testosterone being transported to the testicles and male-typical brain areas, and being converted to estrogen to do its job.This prevents testosterone in circulation from accidentally triggering developments that should occur at specific moments, and it prevents estrogen in circulation from doing it as well.But if you block aromatase altogether, these developments don't happen and you don't really become a man.
>>77175044>literally whoTwinktistular, the famous sarcopenia influencer who eats 5 pharmacies a day to get giga-leg-mogged by Megan Thee Stallion.
>>77174944honestly this is why every man should be bulking and training MMA 24/7. I fuck around too much to not be able to at least look like I can fight
>>77174944it's not real. i saw him do this same trick a few months ago. he's just trying to trick you into watching his tiktoks. either that or he gets arrested frequently and this should be no surprise to anyone.
>>77174944>170lbsliteral rape weight, imagine cumming inside vagicularur
>>77175141He is pretty fucking smart using these bullshit arrests to get a bunch of attention. It’s going to get stale quick though
>>77175141>batterynigger crime, carries actual penalties. Probably not a stunt.
Meanwhile ASU Frat Leader is partying
>>77174944Not to fit did some time ama. In Florida. Depends largely what prison you’re in too and tier low min max work camp etc. federal or state and so on.
>>77175160crime only matters if you're poor. people with money don't face the same consequences as people who are a paycheck away from a repo or eviction
>>77175194tell that to epstein
>>77175194Somewhat yeah. I had good lawyers for one case and got ass raped but I was guilty as sin lol >>77175191This is me
>>77175160>batterydude battery just means touching someone. we live in clown world now where crimes and the name of crimes are uncorrelated and anything is a crime if the government wants it to be ever since martin skrelli got sent to prison essentially just for being an asshole I never had an ounce of belief or respect for the legal system in this piece of shit country
>>77175160It’s a misdemeanor in Florida lol. Nothing burger you get something called diversion your first time or at worst probie
>>77175207The probie also doesn’t even have consequences the diversion program you go to a psych and do an anger mgmt course. Agg batt or batt strangulation are worse
>>77175150Unless he gets disfigued/killed in a slocking/shanking/beating or whatever.>>77175194>crime only matters if you're poor.Uh...>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changpeng_Zhao>17th-richest person in the world, with a net worth estimated at $111.8 billion as of March 2026.>He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to four months in prison in April 2024. Zhao completed his sentence by September of the same year. In October 2025, Zhao was given a presidential pardon by President Donald Trump.No this shit is all clownified even for the rich now and even Trump himself is 100% going to prison if a democrat gets elected in '28 and he hasn't ACK'd from burger overdosage b4 then.>>77175210Imagine Clav on the side of a highway trash-collection-mogging, kek.
>>77175226If he gets jail time and they put him on cleanup crew it would be fucking lolz
>>77175251That would be work release or weekenders
>>77175044testicular
>>77175170For real I'd be pissed that's only 1000 dollar bond and they all know, I'd beat the shit out of all of them but then again I'm not a gay bottom Peter Theil butt slave.
>thinking about that victim weight ass in prison
>>77175050this anon is my favorite poster
courtisol maxxing
>>77176455Tyrone is going to help him with bone-smashing
>>77176929they call him clavicular because of how his neck tightens up when he sucking dick
>>77174944>170lbs>only 6"I could rape this nigga easily, im sure bubba and tyrone can pass this lil meth addict around
>>77174985What's weird is jerking off to whores who weren't even born yet when I first discovered jerking off. I kinda miss that sweet spot during college when porn girls were actually my age
>>77176504
>>77174944They can't hit for shit they're inbred I'd break their skull standing up
>>77174944In a free for all I'm betting on me
>>77175037fat
>>77176989>170lbsYou fucking retard, i'm 170 at 5'9 and i can literally beat the shit out of you. I bench 2pl8 for 5 reps and 1pl8 ohp for 6 reps and i can lat pulldown an almost full fucking stack, I pushdown the whole stack, it's not about the weight but about the raw power. Your fucking love handles ain't helping you with shit. I could easily go buy gallons of milk and start drinking but it will not help with anything. Start losing weight fatty, it's 2026 and you are fat and weak. Lean is law
>>77179223>Thinks bench and ohp helps in a fightlmao, what are you gonna do, lie down and ask him to get on your face?
>>77174944I'll hit a kick from 5ft away and all you can do is watch or I'll box you after. I mogged everyone in jail.
>he's a victim weight homosexual twink, I could easily rape him in the ass!!!!What the fuck is wrong with powershitters?
>>77179287If one man can hold you down, then two can rape you
>>77174944>hair: ONIONS.
>no, you dont understand, it’s actually NOT GAY when i immediately start talking about pinning down skinny men and gangbang raping them with other burly men
>>77179348Welcome to /fit/. Where homosexual men post homosexual fantasies and pretend that it doesn't make them gay.
i bet they will charge his battery in prison
>>77175206yeah but he hit someone with a car. I’m surprised he wasnt charged with aggbat
>>77179287>>77179348they have to cope with being fat and ugly somehow
>>77174985I started grad school.
>>77175117>to get giga-leg-mogged by Megan Thee Stallionthat's a weird take
>>77175143>>77175037What weight is minimum to escape rape weight, getting murdered after being drafted if I am 5'9"?? I am 150lb now and need to plan proactively, a target to work towards. Thanks.
>>77174990>>77175026Fleece Johnson was freed from prison years ago.
>>77179348At least they are talking about doing it themselves. Normalfag websites are filled with cucks commenting about big black men doing the raping for them.
>bros I wanna have gay sex with this guy did you hear? bros I wanna have sex with him. Hey imagine if he had gay sex in prison?? hahaha. wouldn't that be crazy? Imagine him having gay anal sex ahahaha? Hey bros I could totally have sex with him seriously
>>77181747At least 180 and 1/2/3/4 to even stand a chance. Better to be 220 bulklord and rep 2/3/4/5
>>77179348/fit/ has always been a gay board
>>77182287Only when you show up faggot
>>77181214I finished grad school
>>77182202I can't get away with being 180 and doing the gentlemen's 1/2/2/2?
>>77182202You have to fitinmaxx in order not to get fucked in prison, if you are bulked up 220 beast everyone will want to fuck with you. You need to bench 2pl8 bench for 8 reps and ohp 1pl8 x 8 reps aswell. If you do that with full stack of lat pulldowns and tricepushdownmaxx no one will fuck with you. Also wear cross and say the Jesus prayer
>>77179468This is a real illustrated gay porn isn't it?
>>77183111I founded a grad school
>>77183151>Also wear cross and say the Jesus prayerBitches donno a few hunderd layers of newspaper laminated with coffee creamer makes stab-resistant armor.
>>77179348>what's the difference between jam and jelly?>you can't jelly your cellmate's cock down your throat
>>77181214>>77183111I started my undergrad in 2015 and finished in Fall 2025
