Are we all doomed to look like reverse ninja turtles?
>>77175323>dont blast HGH>dont get fat>never get a gutShrimple as that.
>>77175346I don't man the pipeline seems to be>Want to get swole>Touch weights>Stomach bulges a little>Not satisifed so take roids>Get big gut>Try to hide gut by bulking>Embiggen further>Realize you got swole to compete>Have to shred down>Internal organs are all fucked up and visceral fat aboundsI've browsed this board for 3 months you can't fool me.
I have an autoimmune disease that gave me palumboism, before I even took roids or stepped foot in a gym, so I have no reason not to roid
>>77175323Something that goes under the radar with roid guts is liver disease.They are eating huge amounts which puts stress on the liver, but also doing any orals, even anavar, has a progressive toxic effect, just like alcohol.Dave Palumbo lost his gut completely when he stopped competing so it's not like it's just large organs or something. It's all about the food and drugs.
>>77175323Is it wrong that find this shit so hot?
>>77175323The term palumboism was created on the getbig.com gossip and opinions forum circa 2004. It was an elaborate troll post, but somehow took on a life of its own and became part meme part pseudoscientific term in the online fitness space as it became disconnected from it's origin.I was there and saw this post in realtime. Getbig gossip and opinions forum was like the Misc on bodybuilding.com forums, but with more of a focus on pro bodybuilding trolling.t. Boomer
>>77175533Yes
>>77175323Imagine how hard her hoohoo could squeeze your pp hahaWhat lifts for this haha
>>77175714I love big muscular women who push to the point of no return, like that Natalia Amazonka who weighs 100+ kgs, wish there were older milf muscular women like her
>>77175553Shitposting with actual IFBB-tier dudes must have been fucking amazing. I never went to fitmisc but started shitposting here in roughly 2011. Reminds me of the guys in battletech threads on /vg/ that talk about being in IRC chats with the writers and loremasters in the late 90s and early 2000s, now it's all bots, browns, and shit.Also, random lenny, the KING.
>>77175531>Dave Palumbo lost his gut completely when he stopped competing so it's not like it's just large organs or something.Its just thick ab muscles.That's all.
>>77176181It's an absolute disgrace that it took 10 replies before somebody posted a pic of Lenny. The term 'palumbolism' should only ever conjure 1 image: Lenny's grotesque turtle shell. Another nail in the /fit/ coffin.
>>77176181>Reminds me of the guys in battletech threads on /vg/ that talk about being in IRC chats with the writers and loremasters in the late 90s and early 2000Those guys unironically hang out in a couple niche battletech facebook groups now instead. I just chatted with the guy who designed the Uziel about a week ago
>>77176181Wasn't it determined that bubble gut is related to insulin abuse and not HGH?
>>77175323Oh no no nononono. This can't be real. That's some H R Geiger shit
>>77176198Based one other guy on this board that's a /fit/izen and mechhead. BT can be pretty /fit/ though though I think only the 80s art has everyone looking like BBs
>>77175346It's all the first one plus insulin. The rest are mostly nonsense unless you've been so extremely obese it has stretched your abdominal wall.
>>77176190>>77176334In the original palumbiism troll thread from 20 years ago on getbig, the two bodybuilders specifically mentioned having the affliction were Dave Palumbo and Greg Kovaks. They were the first well known bodybuilders to exhibit this new condition. Patients zero if you will, like the first emergence of the AIDS epidemic in the 80s. And the defining features of this unknown but terrifying new condition were not only the large and expanding midsection, but also the simultaneous career ending and irreversible atrophy of the arm and leg musculature. Wild speculation and therories abounded in the ancient getbig palumboism thread on the exact etiology of this novel syndrome baffling broscientists of the time.
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>>77175323>Are we all doomed to look like reverse ninja turtles?yes
>>77175323Palumboism's based if you can do backflips while staying natty and fattyhttps://bigtitstube.xxx/video/636/angela-white-oils-brandy-talore-and-annie-swanson-oils/
>>77175323>Are we all doomed to look like reverse ninja turtles?Maybe if u gots some kinda molecule skill issues, but knocking down some part(s) of the Shc-Grb2-SOS-Ras-MAPK pathway looks like the best answer.
