What must one do to be as jacked as Tiger Woods at 50 years old?
>>77176494Have hundreds of millions of dollars and acres of land and half a dozen personal buildings of resources that you can use at any time, in any place, all day long without any risk of personal loss.Turns out, when you're very rich, you can play all day long and do basically whatever you want without risk.
>>77176494Woods is a long time roider. Ironically, he destroyed his body trying to be the longest driver in the PGA, when he was already the best overall player. He would roid, lift heavy, run long distances (why!?), and work on an explosive swing.The running long distances and swinging a weighted club far away from his spine, combined with his compound lifts eventually destroyed his back, and got him addicted to pain killers.Even as a billionaire with access to the best surgeons in the world, his back is perma fucked.He could have had an even more successful career if he simply didn't push his body past its limit. He had no reason to chase a longer drive considering he was already winning tournaments and was already one of the longest drivers, despite not being the largest guy.He's flipped multiple vehicles while being zoned out on pain pills. He belongs in prison.And why the fuck would a golfer need to run long distances? He only has to walk. His caddy carried the clubs. What a retard.He might have gotten away with a functional back, even with the explosive swing training and weight program, if he just didn't try to also be a distance runner while roiding.
>>77176494Is it just the blurry resolution or is he actually fucking comically huge for a golfer?
>>77176707he just wanted to leave humanity behind
>>77176718He barely golfs competitively anymore
be black and asian
>>77176680Take your meds
>>77176494be blasian
>>77176494>be mutt>be kind of good at hitting a ball with a stick>marry a blonde bimbo>cheat on her with hookers>abuse meds>do a barrel roll>?????>profit
>>77176707>why the fuck would a golfer need to run long distances?They don't. Tiger's daddy was Army Special Forces.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_WoodsDeep down Tiger wanted to be an Operator like daddy was. He used his money to actually train with the best of the best, to get the "experience" as it were. Kind of like Epstein dressing up as seal officer, except he actually jumped and shot and dove etc...There's a jump school in southern California with class pictures. One of those class pictures is a bunch operators and Tiger Woods himself all dressed in drag with their parachutes on. The motto says...>High speed, in dragA pun on "high speed low drag". I shit you not.>t. graduate
>>77176654>half a dozen personal buildings of resourcesThat's a new one, substituted 'trainers' and 'dietitians' for 'buildings.'
>>77177910Of course this brings up the question of why anyone in the army, or anywhere else, needs to 'run long distances' when that basically never comes up. It's just because 'running' was the first form of 'deliberate exercise' we came up with, and since 'more exercise = le better' it got ingrained in our minds that running long distances = le ultimate exercise.
>>77177943yeah, sprints are better.
>>77177943>when that basically never comes up.? they need to ruck like 25 miles a day running is a decent way to get some endurance training in when you cant ruck or have limited time what have you
>>77177974>This guy says they never run long distances?>Yeah well here's an example of them not running long distancesSeems like rucking would be a much better way to train for that
>>77177910I would try again but my back is perma fucked, I'm a neet on va now cause I can't work
>>77178246spank you for your service UwU
>>77177974>when you cant ruckwhen is there ever a time where you cant fill a fucking backpack with rocks and run in circles? thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard
>>77176680> Like all celebrities gear. This is a nigger we're talking about, Hamilton is a nigger's nigger as well. He's flipping his car in middle of the day DUIs but you think he's looking after himself?Nah like all NIGGERS he's running 500mg test as a cruise no HCG so rocking inverted femme balls. Probably boofs anavar up his bussy.Based
>>77176718niBBa's jacked
>>77179155what's he running
>>77180626500 test, 350anavar(50mg/day)
>>77180626>>77181402Kek. Cope. Maybe he is "running" something but he looks like your average guy who lifts a few x a week.
