>"These look about your size"How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>77176676Stick my erect penis through 2 45 oly plates and do 8 pullups without them falling
>>77176676>Yes, they are
>"Thanks Bill!"
>>77176676Bill hits differently when you grew up to be him. The fucking writers knew that was going to happen to some of us.
>>77176676>Dangit Bill, you know full well my penis won't fit through the holes on standard plates
>>77176676>ask if he can do 10 pull ups>while he struggles, ask how his marriage is going
"Nah I usually use the 2.5s"t. <50 kg DYEL
>>77176676Hey Bill, how’s your wife?
>>77176757Just thinkFor some Bill is an aspirational character He owns a house, he has friends, and he was married
say thank you & use them to prop up the plates so I can rerack my 405 deadlift
>>77177547kek
>has friends>had wife>owns a housebill is alright, he should have stuck with lifting.
Use them for ancient Chinese cock exercises
>>77177582>This is the best possible utopia for lifters
>"Have sex roidtranny"
>>77176757>Bill hits differently when you grew up to be himdid you?Bill>had a wife>impregnated 2 women >was a Chad in his late teens>was popular in his late teens>is a army vet that deployed (iirc)did (you) do anything that comes even close?most people that are like Bill irl were always like this
>>77177933i dont think bill ever served. he did training but ended up as just the local barracks barber. he does have training though, there’s an episode where he and some goofball soldiers steal a tank and he gets them to stop drinking and drive it back. i think that’s the one where he realises he didnt become a fat bald retard because of a experimental drug, he got a placebo, so for some reason he accepts he was gonna be a fald bald retard in any case.
throw myself off my one story house roof
I share that sense of humor. I'm the one who would be saying that kind of shit.
>>77176676>your butthole is my size
>>77176757The real horror is that Bill is alot cooler and more accomplished than 99% of modern losers.
>>77176676Wait for Bill to get stuck under the leg press machine with his internal organs blasted out of his asshole into his shorts and then get him to the hospital where they stick him in a walker and he struggles to get to his mailbox every morning.
>>77176676You missed the best part of this episode, Macho Man's classic line:
>>77176676Go home and fuck Peggy with the windows openI tell you h'what
>>77176757You were a football stud like bill?
>>77176676>thanks bill, i wasn't sure where to start
>>77176757I am jealous of people who peaked in highschool and have glory days to reminisce over. I was a loser and stayed a loser.
>>77179987Peggy was hot I tell you hwat.
>>77181557you know what they say about women with big feet?
>>77181559big shoes
>>77181581you're gyat dang right
>>77177582>>77177933>>77179791Huh, I'm worse than Bill. Not sure what to do with this knowledge.
>>77176676>about the size of my balls? Pretty much, yeah
>>77181598accept that you're a bobby
>>77181598You're a Jimmy Wichard.
>>77181646Bobby Hill is a renowned Buddhist spiritual leader who was Isekai'd into suburban Texas to eat steak and find love. Try again.
>>77176676Sound your dick op faggot
>>77176676>"Yeah man, maybe I dun show you somthin' in size boom"
>>77177777>>77188888
lel
>>77176676>you're bald and your wife left you. This is the third community of dipshits who are taking advantage of you you've joined this season. We'll take you back in the end but i'm getting tired of you falling in with people like this and turning into a prick. You're still fat
If you get lucky your gym might even have 1.25lb and 2.5lb plates. Those are my favorite plates in the gym. You can almost always throw on 1.25lb plates. I call them progress plates. Just keep stacking them. 50lbs a year to your lifts if you can add 1.25lbs a week for 40 weeks out of the year (deloads and some rest periods).
>>77179430/thread
>>77185053You got the big madsad!
>>77185159>dainty womanly feetSend it back
