I'm a little nervous with the idea of wearing speedos, I'm more concerned someone will think I'm a pervert
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it might sound weird but speedos actually cover up more than womens swimsuits do even the one piece ones.
>>77180726most swimsuits for women don't show the shape of her genitals like a speedo does, the amount of skin showing with a bikini is comparable to a speedo
>>77180733OP here, did swimming teacher training last weekA woman turned up in a tiny micro string bikini... it was inappropriate
>>77180732Swimming is like the 4th most homoerotic sport1. Wrestling2. Ballet3. American football4. Swimmingin levels of actual gayness1. Track and field2. American Football3. Wrestling4. bodybuilding5. Swimming
>>77180732This board is homoerotic, there are threads dedicated to muscular men posting pictures of themselves half naked for other men to critique and admire.
>>77180733>most swimsuits for women don't show the shape of her genitals like a speedo does, the amount of skin showing with a bikini is comparable to a speedoyou are incorrect. i know it sounds crazy when you think that a speedo is just a strips of fabric. but it actually contains the entire crotch and the entire ass. a womans one piece suit almost immediately swallows up her asscrack like a thong, and you can frequently see their outer labia
>>77180706Speedos r really comfortable. The trick to not lookg gay is simply...>protip: wear regular swim trunks over top, and even an SPF50 long-sleeve water-resistant shirt
>>77180754>>protip: wear regular swim trunks over top, and even an SPF50 long-sleeve water-resistant shirtTHEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF WEARING SPEEDOS?!?!?!
>>77180757Still reduces water resistance and prevents your junk from flopping around.
>>77180741everyone I know that swims is jacked and lean, and they're mentally well adjusted. US football is probably the highest in terms of faggotry and mental illness. Everyone I know that played football was fucked in the head, concussion syndrome, dealt drugs, was depressed from obesity, some shit like that. Seen a nigga get hit so hard he had a seizure, guy that dealt the hit having a crisis of consciousness cause he almost killed some kid. Also the only sport from my highschool where someone got molested by the other players. Fuck football.
>>77180706My gf (picrel) and i were going to marry but a man in speedos grabbed her ass and suddenly i was in the cuck chair. He fondled his penis and balls through the fabric.
Swimming is great because it's mainly a white exercise since most blacks and third worlders can't swim so you don't have to fear for your life while doing it
>>77180706Speedos only work if you have a big pecker. If it's less than 6.5", it's like hanging a sign above your head saying 'Small Dongoloid'
Speedos/briefs are the biggest flex you can pull as a guy if you're tall and in good shape
>>77180741This is highly, highly accurate based on my experience playing multiple of these in D1. Spot on.
>>77180706You can wear a jammer, but jammers are somehow more gay than speedos.
>>77182250Where are lacrosse and hockey?
>>77182258Real sports only, please
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>>77180706Swimming happens inside the pool. Nobody sees your speedos while swimming. Only on the way to or from the pool
For actual swimming, swim thong >> swim briefFeels good, man.
>>77180706Nobody’s gonna care if you look like you’re swimming for exercise and are all business
>>77180706They make foam pads to either hide the outline of your genitals or make it look bigger. Obviously go with the former. I wouldn't wear one with it these days. In the 90s people were disciplined enough not to stare but now anything that can be a conversation piece on social media gets filmed.
