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Judgment DYEL 04/01/26(Wed)12:12:14 No.77183129

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Judgment DYEL Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)12:12:14 No.77183129 Archived

>You yelled "Godammit" during your workouts.
>You did 6 sets of 6 reps for 6 months
>Worked out on Sundays
>Had a spotter in the gym (Jesus is the only one true spotter)
>Looksmaxxing without blessing from Father Chad
>Gooned to that furry wolf from that Satanic cartoon
>"WELL ANON, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO ENTER HEAVEN NOW. DO 777 PUSH-UPS, FULL ROM."
Can you do it bros?

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)12:13:27 No.77183131

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)12:13:27 No.77183131

>>77183129
I do sumo pushups. They're the same thing

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:40:26 No.77183989

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:40:26 No.77183989

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>>77183129
Your holiness. Your law said that I'm not to lift anything heavy on the Sabbath. That was light weight baby!

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:48:28 No.77184003

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:48:28 No.77184003

>>77183129
Look Paul I don't mean to be argumentative but the bond between me and mai waifu Loona is as close to holy matrimony as you can get.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:57:32 No.77184008

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:57:32 No.77184008

>>77184003
MAKE IT 888