Take the gymnastics pill and get the ultimate physique and the ultimate functional body.
You have to be a manlet to do gymnastics
>>77183459no such thing, redditor
>>77183463>redditorwhat's that?
>>77183459you don't have to be a manlet to do gymnastics, you just have to be a manlet to be an elite world talentwith that said, these guys do strength training too
>>77183457I'll stick with bodybuilding
>>77183457Talked to some friends about the Olympics the other day>one friend mentions Gymnasts as an example of perfect physiques>I somewhat agree but mention that it's also due to roids>friend denies any possibility that Olympians are on any roids because there's tons of measures to safeguard people not taking steroidsHow do you even explain to regular people that you can tell by just looking at the body that some athletes are on roids?
>>77183457In order to have the gymnastics body naturally you have to train from 8 years and you'll still have to lift in early highschool. Then you'll be retired by 25 (20 if you don't win any medals)
>>77184286On top of that they all are manlets on roids.
>>77184278Show off your physique first to establish your fitness knowledge isn't just theory then make your point.
>>77183459Training as a gymnast from a young age makes you a manlet.
I mire those niggas really hardrings look cool asf
>>77184313Doesn't help when normies will immediately go "but you're not as buff as them so you have no idea"
>>77184347You either look good or you look out of shape with small muscles and or too much fat.
>>77184347Just curious, how many miles can you jog?
>>77184363You can look good but you know very well the difference to roiders is still too big in that specific case
>>77183457lol, he fell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoNQr6rCbk>>77184278They're all on some kind of PED. Ally Batenhorst got suspended by the FIVB last year for a positive drug test. Apparently, she has ADHD and needs to take the medication, which, in turn, has performance enhancing qualities.
>>77184278Inform them that professional athletes and regulatory bodies are in a constant arms race between detection measures and new compounds/formulations that can avoid detection. Bring attention to the stakes that incentivize cheating and the many cases of otherwise respected athletes getting caught. Also, mention that most roids cannot be avoided if you stop taking them a month or so in advance because they clear out of the system, but the gains remain if the break doesn't continue any longer.
>>77184403>cannot be avoideddetected*
>>77184373>Apparently, she has ADHD and needs to take the medication, which, in turn, has performance enhancing qualities.ADHD is among the most prevalent fake diagnoses out there. If fucking college kids can get it just to study better on amphetamines and get a time bonus on tests, professional athletes can do it as well.
>>77184403>roids can't be detected if you stop taking them a month in advanceI thought there were periodic tests months before Olympia to prevent just that?
>>77184450You still get to keep most gains, especially if you cruise on other, undetectable compounds. A roider that has to stop months in advance is still better off than a natty. Then there's info leaks about planned testing from people inside. Corruption is rampant everywhere, olympics are no exception.
>>77183457Yolked. Is he like 5'3" though?
>>77183457>>77183459>>77183487Alright, I'm a 5'3 Viscount of Manlets and I'm sold. What's the Starting Strength of Gymnastics?
>>77183457Nothing says functional like doing weird poses with rings suspended from the ceiling.
>>77183457>ultimate functional body.>rope dancing is functional
>>77184500Cope
>>77184500Only thing more functional is being wheelchair bound from deadlifts.
>>77184494This picture is shooped as all the fuck.
>>77184584Can you tell from some of the pixels and shooping quite a few whoops in your time?
>>77184567That would be great for you because you could always practice this faggy shit.
>>77184598This "faggy shit" looks badass though
>>77184454But /fit/ told me the nanosecond you stop taking steroids you totally deflate and can’t do anything?
>>77183574Look how ugly this is compared to OP
>>7718345799% of this board can't even do 5+ pull ups let alone gymnastics lmfao
>>77184278A lot of calisthenics and gymnastics guys have the same look without roids and with shit diet
>>77184278Just point out to them examples of athletes getting busted, then returning and hitting HIGHER weights despite testing clean, even though they should be much lower for apparently being natty and also the lowering of natural test. Lasha is a good example of this.
>>77184278What drugs are they taking, when did they start taking them, how are they passing the tests, when do they stop taking them, how are they taking the drugs, who gave them the information, where are all the busts and leaking from people finding out? How many people do you know in real life taking similar amounts of drugs and do they look anything like the people you think are all on drugs? Do you know anything about how they train, how long they train, what they train and in what order? who their coaches are? You actually don't know much at all. Its the same shit every time, the person looks a certain way or does something, so they are obviously on drugs, and there is no more information about them or the drugs their on. Just turn your brain off, do no more thinking, and listen to me.
>>77184278You can replace every word in your statement with magic, and it sounds the exact same. There's no actual information there. It implies that you can just "start taking drugs" and end up the same way. You ever meet multiple guys on test and tren who can't make it past 170lbs and are 5'10? None of these people care about their training by the way.
Remember when Duffin tore his bicep thinking because he was on a ton of drugs, really fucking strong, and pretty shredded that he could just do an iron cross and now he can't straighten his arm any more? People who think everyone is on drugs seem to think you can just take drugs and magically be able to do shit. They don't know how the doing shit part of the equation works, and they can never give you any real information.
>>77183457>ultimate functional body>5'4"pick one
Its not that they are all on drugs that bothers me. Its the people saying it never being able to give you any more information. Its a one step statement, and then they expect you to believe them like they have other information. They can't tell you anything else. Maybe point to some drug busts and that's it. They don't even know anything about the training half the time.
>>77183466>>77184835https://www.reddit.com/r/christinahendricks/comments/mu69vt/god_them_tits/
I just want actual information about the drug and people on them and always have to go out of the way to find it because the people who make the accusations never have any additional information to share.
>>77183457Nigger. Im a 6'5" lanklet who is naturally DYEL. You think my 22% bodyfat corpse is going to hold a crucifix pose? I can barely do a single pullup. Go fuck yourself.
>>77184968This. If you are a 5'7 mesomorph maybe you can get a decent physique from gynmnastics (they all lift weights anyways though). Otherwise, forget it, you need to lift heavy to have a prayer.
Gymnasts are yum.
>>77184278Explain to them what a bottleneck and minmaxxing is and if they're not convinced or cant understand it's not worth the effort of time to convince them, let them live their delusions that they can compete with child prodigies on a wall mounted medicine box worth of substances if they beelieve in themselves and hop off the couch at 35
GIVE ME A PROGRAM TO GET STARTED ON GYMNASTICS YOU CUNTS
>>77183457>and the ultimate functional body.Functional strength is the worst reddit meme in the history of fitness.
>>77185312go to the gymchildren do thisdo you need mommy and daddy to drop you off?
The drug most of you need to take more of is practice. Take more practice.
>>77183457take the semen retention pill
>>77185022trooned wog post
>>77184852>>77185419Aussies will never be as great as Greeks
>>77185355It is when they talk about weird lifts, not when they talk about calisthenics.
>>77185424Have you seen Androgenic?
give us a gymnastics routine then, or are you just here for shirtless men?
You have to dedicate your entire life to gymnastics and even then your body will have a short prime.
swimmer and gymnastics bodies are survivorship bias
>>77186411Buzzword faggot
>>77186415
>>77184992>somatotypes>thoughKill yourself, fucking retard
>>77184494Overcoming Gravity by Steven Low.
>>77187145Whats wrong with 'though'?
>>77184567>got filtered for being a spinelet
>>77183457>5'6kek
>>77185312I hate these kind of "I'm pretending to be dumb and goofy and aloof" people
>>77183459so then go ahead and try, anon
>>77187258Thanks Anon, this looks pretty legit. >>77187635Japs are just hard-wired autists.
