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>be me
>big guy (for you)
>dudes keep picking fights with me
>hear "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" more times than I can count
>don't want to fight, I have no enemies
>go to a boxing gym and learn to fight anyways because I don't want to get hospitalized by some retard with a chip on his shoulder
>now different people want to fight me, mainly bjj guys 50+ pounds lighter than me talking about snapping my ankles
At least now I know weight classes exist for a reason
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>people constantly want to fight him all the time
idk what to tell you bro but this isn't normal
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I'm a small dude and once fought with a friend who is a huge motherfucker. he wrecked me without any effort
we kept being friends. I never fought with anyone after that or felt like engaging in physical violence at all since. I knew what was going to happen but I needed to do that. I was left with a scar in my face. it was worth it

sorry for you big guy but it's just natural instinct to want to fight someone you have no chance of beating out of sheer size difference at least once in your life
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>>77185091
You could have beaten him. Learn proper techniques for fighting larger opponents and try again.
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>>77184776
You're not as big as think you are, probably just a fat slob. And you're probably a huge asshole too.
Anyway it doesnt matter because none of this happened and its just a desperate attempt for attention because getting (You)s on a an anime pedo image board is the only human interact you have.
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>>77184776
Clegane, lol. He looks like Dr. Mike Israel or whatever the fuck he's called. Dude is as wide as he's tall, he's built like an Ikea cupboard.
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>>77185126
it's not entirely impossible for me to beat someone like that but it'd take an incredibly amount of training and I'd rather do other stuff with my time. he was twice my weight, about 7 inches taller and a rugby player. the kind of guy that people see and their first thought is "woah that is a huge motherfucker". while I'm just a manlet in pretty decent shape but that dude was in good shape too
I had to fight him, man. the curiosity is just way too strong. how bad would this giant kick my ass? how much of a chance do I stand? how out of my league is he truly? do I even dare to start a fight knowing I'll lose? tall people will have to deal with this shit and theres nothing they can do about it.
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> 0 real fight experience beyond dumb high school locker room stuff + a couple college bar scraps
> lifting buddy from fraternity tells me to check out his MMA gym
> meet him there after work
> plan is to just roll a bit
> they pair me with a “black belt”
> guy’s a tatted-up manlet wearing a “GIRL DAD” shirt
> we start and I just…pick him up
> not even explosive, just stand up with him like it’s nothing
> he’s kicking and squirming midair like a kid losing it in a grocery store
> set him down and pin him, zero resistance
> nothing he does even remotely works
> after a bit he panics and goes “OKAY GET OFF”
> session ends, I’m trying not to laugh

Walked out thinking either I’m secretly built for combat or this whole BJJ thing is massively oversold.

Turns out he’s actually a chill dude. Our kids go to the same school now.
Still call him “Get Off” when I see him. His wife thinks it’s hilarious.
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>>77185160
Why are you cucking him in front of his wife, lol? That's against the bro code, keep that shit under four eyes.
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>>77185128
Holy napoleon complex & projection.
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>>77185160
Reminder that BJJ only works when you have rules deliberately preventing opponents from easily countering it or when the Blow Jitsu practitioner faces somebody with literally no fight experience.
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>>77184776
Dress like a "grey man" out and about, problem solved. I overhear shit like...
>"bro mosssssad"
>"scatter dawg undercover comin'"
>"tighten up, homie ICE in da hood"
>"yo, he's intel, raid bout to go down"
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>>77185160
And then everyone clapped
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>>77184776
Yeah it’s manlet rage. It’s one of the downsides of being tall and inshape. It’s just their insecurities being projected onto you, but because of the physical size difference, it’s not socially frowned upon. I’ve got no answers for it unfortunately.
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>>77184776
>>77185079
Well yeah, that is not normal. You either hang around retards or insecure manlets desperate to prove who's the "bigger man". No one in their right mind, especially having a martial arts experience, would willingly start shit in any scenario other than self-defense because it's all risk and no reward.
I'm 179 cm 94 kg (you can change that into freedom units if you want) so I' not exactly built like the fucking Mountain from GoT, but I lift and look the part. And I had people back down/de-escalate when they saw that I'm ready to throw hands if necessary. It's somewhat priceless when you see that realisation in their eyes. When they go from:
>hell yeah I'm the fucking top dog, bring it on motherfucker
To:
>he looks like he could snap my shit, I better just get going



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