What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?
>>77185980
me walk thru the door
Was raped once
i fainted at the gym because i did a drug bender the night before. lucky i wasnt under a barbel when it happened lmfao
2/10 hoe shamelessly cheating on her chump of a boyfriend with a buff chad
>>77185980>hat indoors
>>77185980A guy was doing calf raises in the smith machine with 160kg on his back, until the "box" under his feet slipped and he fell on his face (more like crumpled) and he knocked out 3 teeth clean. He bled over the bathrooms for 20 minutes and seemed quite concussed.
Boomer walking laps around the gym and annoying me instead of using one of the 9000 treadmills. Pretty fucking tame all things considered
>>77185980I saw a fat Mexican woman ruin a cable machine by using it at a retarded angle and it was out of commission for weeks.I was young and it really soured me on Mexicans.
>>77186093kino
>>77186194They break the machines at my gym by doing one armed variations of biceps or whatever. The machines aren't meant to pull the weight on one side so they break often.
>>77185980The mirror
>>77186194when I beginning with lifting the planet fatness I was at only had 1 smith machine. I had to wait a while for it to open up every day cause it was the only barbell. then one day I just couldnt hit chest because 10 shirtless mexicans that didnt speak any english swarmed the machine and in cycles one would hit the machine while the other 9 stood around the machine posing and flexing. this went on for way too long so I just left. and yeah this isnt really a gym horror story I just thought it was funny.
I hate that moralistic fuckhead so much, i was praying he would die, i guess that's proof god doesnt exist
>>77186312he snitches on shitfluencers which is awesome. The less cameraniggers there are polluting gyms and posting retarded ragebait algorithmic slop on the internet the better
>>77185980Saw a guy get stapled on the bench press with 185lbs. Bar on his neck. I showed him how to set up the safeties just below his chest after. I don't normally give gym advice but he would have died if I wasn't there.
>>77185980that dude is such a fag
I saw a fat boomer doing curls in the squat rack. Still makes me angry.
>>77186327retarded. you won't fix the problem this way you have to fix the algorithms that reward rageb8 posting
>>77186392If I could mind control 100 million people I would just have them leave the gym so I can lift freely.
>>77185980Working out at a YMCA as a teenager... there was this like 500lb middle-aged roastie with like a 100lb upper body 400lb lymphedema legs would come and walk on treadmills briefly until two of them busted. Then one day she switched to doing exercise ball bullshit, and the predictable happened; shit str8 popped, sounded like an IED went off in the gym, and she got amber-lamps'd away never 2 return.>maybe dix out 4 Ms. New Booty, idk but probably by now given this was 20 years ago and how fuckd her legs were
>>77185980I sometimes feel like I miss out on "gym culture" as a home gym fag. I sometimes imagine how it must be entertaining to experience retards doing retarded shit.
>>77186422True gym culture is lifting with your bros in the offseason
>>77186422today I saw a fucking humongous pair of tits on this lady doing some ab machine. I was mesmerized and blatantly staring her down. It made me feel alive in a way I havent felt in months. Reminded me that I am a man with limited time on earth and I should enjoy playing with massive freakishly huge tits at least once before I die. You really should pay the 15 dollars or whatever a month for a planet fatness membership. You can use it any time you travel, or go take a shower there if you have plumbing issues, or use the tanning beds. Its so worth it to go there at least once a week
>>77186426last time I lifted with my bros was 20 years ago when we were all back in high school. it was fun but not as fun as people make it out to be.
>>77186430lol me too we always listened to some really shitty Korn CD at maximum volume at the high school gym. Coaches were cool and let us work out there for the entire summer after we graduated. Even then I was mostly just trying to hit PRs and get through my workout so I could go do something else. But yeah we would go to my bros uncles house and get in the hot tub after and this dude had a fucking arcade at his house and outdoor kitchen and that was paradise. He also had a "cleaning lady" that im 90% sure was a hooker lmao what a based guy
>>77186444we listened to rammstein/children of bodom and other metal of that time. lifted in the basement of one of our bros. went out afterwards to drink or smoke weed, it was a fun time. lifting itself was pretty much what you expect from young males (mostly ego driven)
Knowey Swoll
>>77185980My track and field club used to train at an old military base, and there was a small gym with really old equipment that hadn’t been maintained in about 20 years. One day, my coach unlocked the room and let us fuck around a bit. A girl was using the lat pulldown machine, and as she pulled down, the handle snapped in two. She let go, and the part that was still attached to the cable shot upward and pierced the floor of her mouth. It was a big hole and looked really bad, but the injury itself wasn’t that serious.
>>77186476Holy crap, I've seen a number of old lat machine cables bust over the years, but the injuries were always just like a shoulder sprain and strangely it was always someone doing DYEL weights.>t. uses high-silicon steel cables even in scooter brakes
>>77186422You only see something entertaining like once a month, tops. And if you're too focused on your workout you won't notice anything around you.
>>77186327He literally FEEDS on influencers, if they all said "fuck it no more camera" his entire engagement model dies.He is a parasite of parasite, do you understand, he gives oxygen to that he claims to hate for self aggrandising purposes. The absolute worst
>>77186703>He literally FEEDS on influencers, if they all said "fuck it no more camera" his entire engagement model dies.Just like a dentist FEEDS on people with bad dental habits. If everyone brushed and flossed consistently we wouldn't need 90% of dentists. Do you hate dentists too?
I’ve seen people fall over squatting
>Girl can’t figure out how to operate a treadmill>calls her bf on the phone>he lumbers over out of the weightlifting area to turn it on for her>An Indian woman has a FaceTime conversation without headphones while on the treadmill >Chuuby girl in the middle of a line of full treadmills is sending a shitload of “workout snaps” at weird angles for several minutes>immediately hops of the treadmill when she’s done taking pictures >A girl hops on the treadmill right next to me when I was the only one in the row and I got scared. The people who actually lift at my gym are nice and good people
My gym crush speaking to another male.
>>77187184Black detected
>>77187159I hate you for your shit content
>>77185980the video where the guy purposely drops a 35 lb plate on another guy and plays it off as an accident.
>>77187187My father was only emotionally distant, not physically distant.
>>77186226what? that's not how it works
>>77185980A guy using a bench press to prop his bare feet up, not super bad or anything, just gross and rude.
>>77185980a white person
>>77185980manlet
>>77187382Guy on the left 5'7
Showers. Caught staff member jacking off barely legal tranny. Hung like a horse while staff was pitching tent. Both were red faced. Didnt say anything. He looks down when I come in. Fag. Big dick was in his hand. So gay.I mean like seriously it was so fucking big.
>>77185980Myself cheating lifts when I get tired.
>>77187489this was me on goblet squats yesterdaymy arms are just too fatigued to carry the dumbbell my legs should be squatting
>>77185980Some guy entering the gym, not going to the wardrobe and immediately working out with his puffy jacket still on. It was disgusting.
saw a fat retard shit himself. home gym master race
>>77187546congrats on your baby
A group of gay guys would shower together for over an hour and it is rumored they were having buttsex.
>>77187551I hope you used protection
A guy fractured his arm while bench pressing and one other time there was a fight over dumbbells or something.
>>77187467was the tranny passable? nothing gay and wrong with helping out a petite feminine looking tranny especially when they have donkey sized dicks. they need every help they can get, life is not easy with a big dick.
>>77187382I had no idea. das amazin
Someone drew a swastika on the wall above the urinal and wrote heil Hitler. I was literally shaking
>>77186333you need to do better. mind your own business
>>77185980my former friend who used to watch porn while doing cardio. he's now a literal junkie
>>77185980Dudes vomiting (LOUDLY) because they thought going to the gym too soon after a big meal was a good idea. Dudes causing the urinals to explode because they spit their gum and zyns into the urinals (which can’t flush those)
>>77185982
>>77185980drawn-on eyebrow slit as a man is crazy
>>77185980One time there was a Mexican at my gym
>>77185980>smallish chain gym (Anytime)>getting set up to bench>black dude is set up nearby doing clean and jerks>faint scent of body odor but it's a gym so don't think much about it>black dude walks by and the smell increases as he walks by>"damn he must have been going hard">come back the next day>same dude>same clothes>same lift>worse odorI am not asking for much in a corporate chain gym, just shower once 24hr before your lift. hell, even just changing into clothes that aren't already sweat-soaked would be a huge plus
>>77188659I hate this conehead midget like you wouldnt believe
>>77188731Bro try to go to the gym more than one time
>>77185980Jeet exchange students incline benching (with horrible form, more on this in a bit) wearing fucking huge polo logo collared shirts, jeans, and fucking flip flops. Jeet exchange students doing exercise wrong and it pops out of socket. Swear I saw the LiveLeak logo in the top right
old men in the shower
I dont pay attention there muchWorst recent thing I could think is that the day before yesterday the fuse box exploded and everyone got evacuated
>>77185980It's not bad but bitches wearing shit that just feels inappropriate. Practically topless, fabric deep inside their asses. God forbid I stare though right
>>77189056Yeah that is honestly so fucking annoying there should be rules against it. Especially as some of the girls at my gym seem underage. At least just a t-shirt and pair of shorts both of the correct size should be minimum.
>>77185980>What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?I posted about this once a while ago, but a woman got on a leg press that was to close to a mirror and was letting it slam on the way down. The mirror broke and she got cut up pretty good.
>>77189123>>What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?>I posted about this once a while ago, but a woman got on a leg press that was to close to a mirror and was letting it slam on the way down.>The mirror broke and she got cut up pretty good.you dont need to do this
Big booty thots not sitting on my face
>>77187467>focusing on sizecloseted fag>>77187976>justifying fucking menregular fag
>>77189056>>77189089They aught to just let men have segregated gyms, its a legitimate benefit to both genders.Women get their safety, men get to avoid being recorded by whores who get mad at you staring at what they are advertising.But of course that can't happen because the gym to these women exist to capture the male gaze then cry about it for extra attention later.This is why I have a home gym, the cost is offset by never having to deal with retards.
i saw my fucking face in the mirror nearly killed myself after that
>>77189175>They aught to just let men have segregated gymsis there a law preventing it? women can have women only gyms can they? why wouldnt we?
>>77189183I know that feel
walk into sauna, lights off, and out of the corner of my eye see some lovecraftian shit I can't quite process. stupidly glance to clarify, and theres a 75 year old black guy w a danny devito build doing some sort of vigorous beetlebug motion on his back. naked except for crew socks. start to disassociate from confusion, "hows it goin" as i auto-pilot to my spot on the bench. small sauna so its right next to him.he hadn't noticed me, and makes a startled unintelligible noise, sits up, out of breath and moves to a lower bench. a minute later he silently leaves. he hated that as much i did.he immediately takes a phone call on speaker, right outside the door. i'm trying to never see this guy again, but 25 mins later though, i'm saunaed out.our lockers are adjacent, he immediately hits me with "you here playing pickleball?", which i'm pretty sure is talking shit. chopped it up w him, he was a pro athlete in the 70s, is rich as shit, hunched from injuries. so knowing that, maybe he's just eccentric and there's something to baby-on-its-back exercises in the sauna.its been 6 months and i still get a moment of anxiety/horror when i open the sauna door
>>77185980your bench 1rm
>>77185980>What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?Basic shit.Two retards fighting over the Smith machine
>>77188659he looks professionally dumb
>>77189738>saw hundreds of clips from India on 4chan>realize never have I seen a single women in any of them, always just an ocean of the same male clonesis it really that bad? holy shit
>>77189358>is there a law preventing it?Don't think so but it'd be bad for business so no one would really try it
>>77189738why are they like that? why cant they be normal?
>>77189756the women will get raped if they go outside
