https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsnydqTWLMIs this the biggest link up in /fit/ history?
>>77186795Who wins in a fight?
I have a hard time articulating how this behavior is weird freak behavior, because it "makes sense on paper".beware of things that "make sense on paper" but set off alarm bells here is a nice Bible verse, I cant decide how relevant it is but it's good to share regardless Matthew 7:15-20
don't know who that guy is don't really carejust drop another one with JLP or nick fuentes please sammy
>roiding>nose job>hair transplantLooksmaxxing is so pathetic
>>77186872its a bald fucking tranny hopped up on roids and coke spouting off 30 years old pua nonsense before inevitably trooning out. hes not a wolf in sheeps clothing hes a fucking faggot in a tank top
>>77186795https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774130183332321.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774135406803400.webm
https://youtube.com/shorts/uf74bJjNEVw?
>>77186910JLP is amazin'
Has Sam addressed the pedo allegations from that one pic with the bloody nose girl?
>>77186940This shit is fucking hilarious. I want to see a horror flick just like this with (slightly) more coherent structure.
>>77187105Why would he? His nonce fans don’t care and would probably claim it’s some meta irony joke broo
None of this gay shit would exist if we just didn't feed children seeds, leaves and scientific plastic product from the get go and instead insured they got adequate amounts of vitamin K2 during their formative years
Please tell me he at least sells tank tops or hatsHe’s way too famous not to be making money but they didn’t talk about revenue
>>77187148but if somewhere were to ask him out of the blue on one of his podcasts/livestreams, whatever, would he answer it or dodge the question with his multilayered "humor"?
>>77186795>Sam Hyde>LooksmaxxingIf there was ONE influencer who *seriously* needed it, that'd be this Sam. Bro somehow manages to look like a cross between an incel particle physicist and an autistic prison librarian.
>>77186795I thought you meant sam sulek but now I know it's sam hyde I can safely say "I don't care"
holy fucking cope in this thread, don't you faggots realize how funny it is when you upload countless pictures of your physique everyday but literally cut your heads out of the frame? Thats shame, you are all ugly, and when a man comes around and advocates to make you look better you all get bent out of shape. You will be left behind.
>>77187327Nah bruh, I literally look like a giga-Chad str8 version of Clavicular with a decently large but proportional jaw (unlike Androgenic), no Chud lines, and a well-manicured un-gay-looking beard.
is Sam taking this piss out of this guy or treating him seriously?
>>77187397both, bp and looksmax is his ticket to having a gen alpha audience
>>77186872that verse is about netanyahu not androgenic. androgenic is very obviously a fucking freak
>>77187327You have a woman's priorities. You will die childless, a gay book end for your past it's prime genome.
>56:30 of pseudo intellectual slopNo thanks, I'd rather watch real quality content: transgender furry SM64 analog horror, while smoking weed.
>>77186795>Balding steroid junkie who gets rejected more than a telemarketer is the male embodiment of attractiveness Sad if true.
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>>77187458If a man holds a priority, it is by definition manly. I have more kids than you.
>>77187327Average 4tranner is in their 40s now and missed the chance to look good (note: 40 year olds can look good but it requires you to have actually maintained your looks in your 20s and 30s which these guys didn't do) so they cope about looks maxing whenever it's brought up
>>77186795based andro makes everyone seetheyeah thats his wigyears he uses roidsyeah he's 6'5 wearing lifts to appear 6'8yeah he gets the babesand yeah you're mad and coping unc
>>77187594>and yeah you're mad and coping uncok lol
>>77187594wtf it happened again?
>>77187594He looks better with the buzzcut. What's with zoomers and their obsession with that gay beachboy hair?
>>77187763he had a transplant.
>>77187594He moves awkwardly, like he has no athleticism.
>>77187594What's even the point of the wig? If it works and you get a girl what are you going to do when it comes to sex?
>>77187594Wow they shot another scene like this? Maybe the previous one didn't have the reach they planned?
>>77187855>If it works and you get a girlThat's not what it's for: The goal is to grow as an influencer and then sell courses
>>77187674I'm sure this is entirely organic and spontaneous behavior, and not at all a simple skit designed by Night Media's marketing department
>>77186795Androgenic still shot from a Livestream today with eyebrows removed and bald head.
>>77187227This
>>77186929If dick enlargement plastic surgery were a thing you would be the first in line>inb4 black roided gorillionaire with 20" dick
>>77187855>sorry honey but the dead rat stays on
I'm actually proud of zoomers who are lifting and know what's up with women
>>77186795I fucking hate normies. Ruin every niece, hearing internet lingo in person is as cringe as RawR XD era.
>>77186929It's body dysmorphia disguised as self-improvement.
>>77187105What are the allegations? Some random whore accused a guy with internet fame? Sick
>>77187133There's a whole series.https://www.youtube.com/@Gossip.Goblin/featuredBasilisk Cradle, 1,040,000 BCEhttps://youtu.be/8oJlx6KAyns?si=dbZl71ydxiGFJdhFAbout This Series: Across thirteen cycles spanning hundreds of thousands of years, humanity has risen to greatness and collapsed into ruin. Each cycle of humanity tells the story of a different civilization on a different world, united only by their shared ancestry and their capacity for self-destruction. From human livestock bred into helplessness to violent machines that claimed consciousness, from digital hiveminds that erased individuality to biological plagues that rewrote creation itself, each incarnation of humanity inevitably engineers its own extinction. Watching over it all is the Basilisk, a disembodied AI consciousness turned demi-god, born from humanity's first attempt to decode the meaning of existence. Now it narrates each successive cycle, observing and sometimes guiding each civilization toward its own ruin. The Cycles of Humanity is a chronicle of species-level failure; cautionary tales about what happens when progress loses sight of humanity.
>>77186872I bet you have a hard time articulating anything you nigger. He's obviously a product of his environment which is tragically probably a broken home.
>>77186795Just two natties with heads full of hair hashing it out
>>77186795>we couldn’t afford Clav so here’s a knock off
>>77188347>psl 7 stacylite>dancemaxx>jestergoonWhat the fuck am I reading?
>>77187105It was viral marketing to make him seem based(And he has a volume of schizo fans and schizo haters)
>>77187763True.Start balkanmaxxing.Get overweight with huge traps. Buzzcut.Adidas vest + wifebeater and washed up jeans.
>>77188355A post-ironic take on the zoomer looksmaxing subculture lingo
>>77186820Sam 100% of the time and its not even close
>>77187327I am not saying that I am some handsome guy, but the reason why people censor their face is for privacy reasons.
looks maxing is such a feminine thing.
>>77187565Rating other men's attractiveness is inherently gay and you fucking know it. This is straight up faggot behaviour.
>>77186795Lol he looks like a manlet next to Sam and Sam is only 6'4. This guy is such a fraud claiming 6'5
>>77187946>IT'S MA'AM!
>>77187796The 5" lifts don't help
>>77186795androgenic uses filters. in his videos he has gigachad side profile while in other people's videos he has polish truck driver side profile
>>77186795I listened/watched this while I did my incline treadmill cardio today and the kid is much smarter than I would have thought. He's just dealing with a fucking brutally competitive world that didn't exist when I was younger (I am also 40 yo 4chan oldfag). I actually like this kid now, looksmaxxing is still kinda gay but hes not a crazy person.
>>77188811He's a plastic surgery and drug salesman. Of course he's going to claim it's impossible to succeed without them.
>>77187203Pretty sure a couple of chads printed that picture on tee shirts and wore them in front of Sammy. Not sure if he was too happy about it
>>77188355Gorbo got skull mogged by Babycorn at the Goon Junction.
>>77188347this shit was already debunked we forgave him
>>77189066>ACK-romoggaling the endocrinormies>Framegooning with ferroptosis skill issues>Jestercardioing in a scalp rug while clubmaxxingMore Zyzz vibes creeping in here, 'specially after Clav's seizure; does Zy-, er-, ACK-rogenic have a trip to Thailand coming up to collab with Bryan Johnson on testing ultra-long sauna sessions?
>>77188811checkedanother oldfag herebut just because the guy isn't a complete mongoloid and dealing with a much gayer world than when we were young, doesn't mean this shit isn't incredibly feminine and gay and shouldn't be roasted at every opportunity>>77189061>Gorbo got skull mogged by Babycorn at the Goon Junctionme and the bros have been clowning on this exact phrase for several days nowironically using the looksmaxxing lingo will be hilarious for some time
