>>77190620How are you planning to stay healthy during such rapid weight gain? What are your food choices for the task and why?
If Trump declares a draft, which balkanized state will you move to?
>>77190622idk lol and melted ice cream
>>77190630appalachian republic
>>77190620>Thinking there'll be a draftYeah imagine becoming a lard ass in 2006-2008 during the surge when people thought there'd be a draft for Iraq then being here 20 years later and still being a lardo with compounding health problems at 38+ instead of just living good.If a draft actually came and you don't want to get drafted just do some college classes or sign for something like coast guard reserves where you'll never go overseas and just have to go tell boomers to wear a life jacket one weekend a month, or have 4 kids, be an only child, be over 26, be a teacher, be a conscious objector (which you can choose when signing up for select service in the first place), have suicidal tendencies, be on anti-depressant/anti-anxiety medications, take GLP-1, get charged with DV, etc. etc. any of the methods that exempt you from a draft. Becoming a whale is one of the worst ways to get around it
>>77190688this post sponsored by palantir
>>77190694>Here's how you get around a draft without ruining your health>government-lobbyist shill!
>>77190714you listed a bunch of loopholes that zion don is about to revoke
>muh draftThe second I have a loaded gun on me and I see an Israeli, I'm shooting it. I don't care if it gets me court martialed, this is what you are bringing about if you draft me, you glowie fucks.
>>77190620Even when I was young, if I was drafted, my plan was just telling them I was racist and would not be cut out for military service because I would shoot in the back any non white commanding officer. I'm pretty sure they call that some sort of mental disability.
Fuck off back to /pol/ with your MIGA DRUMPFFFT GONNA MAKE YOU DIE FOR ISRAEL thread, Achmed
>>77190688>>77190727he can't end these loopholes, they were created by act of congress, and you would only need to be over 25% bodyfat to be considered medically unfit. please don't double your body weight anon you will destroy your body to a much greater extent than just making you medically exempt from a hypothetical draft
>>77190620The U.S. would need to get up to like 500k casualties in Iran b4 a draft was seriously considered.
>>77190770Good plan retard. They will literally throw you in jail or just draft you anyway.>>77190850Most of these "loopholes created by Congress" are bullshit you made up just now. DV convictions, anti-depressants, ozempic etc wont exempt you fromr draft.If you're obese you'll just get sent to fat boy camp where you'll wish you were on the front lines in Iran instead,There's not going to be a draft anyway so all this is just retarded.
>>77190869Domestic Violence conviction is one of the few things the entire military won't waiver, retard. They don't want wifebeaters. They don't want people who are going to kill themselves, they don't want people dependent on GLP-1 to stay fit. If they don't grant waivers for it now for people willing to join (which they don't for any of the cases you think are made up) they're not going to force people with those in. You have no fucking idea how the military works. Gotta be clean 2 years off anti-depressants, clean a year off GLP-1, and they'll never take someone with a DV conviction. Why the fuck would they reject willing people with this then draft unwilling people with them?
>>77190869>Good plan retard. They will literally throw you in jail or just draft you anyway.I don't think they're allowed to throw you in jail for thought crimes. I can afford a lawyer.
>>77190877if we're at the point where we need a draft none of that shit matters>dependent on GLP-1 lol there's no such thing as dependency for glp's. They will draft you, you will stop taking it, and if you get fat they will just run your ass all day and night until you lose weight and put you on a meal restriction.>You have no fucking idea how the military works.says the cartoon-watching 4chan incel.Draft and peacetime enlistment qualifications are 2 different things.
The real fool-proof plan is just get a defense contracting job; even some low-level floor-sweeping gig at the zogbot factory 100% exempts u from being required to go to play with its products.
>>77190890no, it doesnt.They will draft your floor sweeping ass because the defense contractor can just hire a woman who is exempt from the draft to it.That's what happened in WW2. Women went to work in the "zogbot" factories because all the men joined up or got drafted.Any more made up bullshit you want to spout or are you done for now?
>>77190850>>77190688i'm gonna bulk to 350 pounds and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Just become a tranny
If there's a draft I'm defending myself accordingly
>>77190898imo that seems excessive especially since you're doing so based on a hypothetical
>>77190887Why are you worried about a draft is peacetime isn't even dropping these qualifiers? That indicates we're far far away from one.We don't need a draft and we're not approaching one. Military has hit recruitment numbers every quarter since Q3 2024 and is backed up with long wait times right now in the DEP, they stopped handing out waivers freely like they did in 2022-2024 and they can easily go back to waivering more things if they need more people. OCS/OTS acceptance rates across the board are under 20% for all branches when they were high as 70% in 2023, which indicates there's a very strong ROTC base for Officers for several years to come. There is no indicator for a draft in any way and even indicators they're going to continue tightening standards since they are able to be pickier with the amount of recruits they have now.
>>77190620They'd draft your fat ass anyway just to drop on the new mudslime leader 0.0003 nanoseconds after she's sworn in. The last time we dropped a Fat Man the war ended.
>>77190942I didn't know that. I thought the army was still desperate for warm bodies
>>77190925i am one already but im passing so theyll still draft me
>>77190942I'm not the one screaming there's gonna be a draft, I said the exact opposite.I understand reading a thread and following along is difficult for some people of lower intellectual capacity.I'm just trying to tell these retards that saying you're suicidal or whatever isnt going to get them out of a hypothetical draft.
>>77190896If you get some skilled or semi-skilled defense job, you'd always end up drafted into a non-combat military job if the draft ever expanded into private defense workers.
>>77191043you're still just making shit up
>>77191050The whole hypothetical of the U.S. doing a draft any time soon is made up, but one of my granddads did drafted into the Navy for WW2 and because he had civilian experience as an electronics technician got to work stateside in radio maintenance.
